This was forwarded to me the other day by my good pal B-Fu|\|k.:
Date: Friday Oct. 20th/1999
frightened, terribly terribly frightened my children. But why you ask?
Very simple... the hip-hop erra has gone to far this time and Death Jam
records has signed the SCSI Rappablords to a lifetime contract on one
condition: Kill the Binary Boyz. At first I thought this was
some kind of sick joke, it could not be true, it just couldn't!
But alas my children, I woke up today to find a dead mouse nailed to my
bedroom door with an audio tape shoved half way up its ass and a note
that read "Read me or SUCK ASS!". I played the tape and the haunting
voice of the evil Z-ROTH plagued my ears... behold, what my ears were
listening to was the detailed description of how the SCSI Rappablords
plan on killing us... but in the form of their first single. Here is
just a short excerpt of the song.
You know I'm gonna kill
fill you, distill you,
So you betta not run because yo ass is
You think yer size is heftee,
but it won't stop us from
wailing on Kehfee.
YC will be next
After driving over X,
ass is gonna implode
after we break yo f*@!'n teeth on da road.
And that nizza B-Fu|\|k is gonna die After I chew that nizza's eye...
The song goes on for another terribl 18 minutes... Yes my
children... we must be frightened. We must take this threat seriously.
I'd ask YC to get his chevelle and help defend us but his ass is toast
so I'm not gonna bother. Our only hope is that the CST Card Sharks will
come out and defend us... I asked "Justice" Jim McHugh to come out, but
he looked at me straight in the eye and told me he'd rather see me die
than live another day with him at Kelsey. He than proceeded to give me
the infamous "Thumb-Down-You-Failed-Your-Supp-Miserably" power... at
which I crumbled at the knees and clinched at my teeth in a fetal
position. "WHY!" I screamed... "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!".... all
hope is lost without "Justice" Jim McHugh... unless we can get Dave
"Final-Killer" Frank to give them his deadly "FINAL-EXAM-SLAM". That's