|Jan 30, 2003 - Horry crap! Now that is how you support your favorite website!|
Ok, to all you girls out there I'd like you to follow the example of this dedicated rblords fan. Baring your
naked breasts is an excellent and effective way to show your support for the website. Keep 'em coming.
Oh yes, and of course there is new comic today.
|Jan 29, 2003 - Let's talk about me today...|
This is crazy! RBlords has, over the past month, exploded into a colossal mass of incoherent regularly-updated
ramblings, a surge of new comics,
and generally enough mindless drivel to power a Ukranian submarine into the 25th century. I am so impressed!
And you bet - there's a new comic today. And many more to come. So if you are wondering
why I have not posted your comic yet, chances are it will be very soon. Please feel free to send in mindless ramblings of your own as well, if you
feel the need to update rblords. Keep in mind our policy of "No Scat Porn" still stands. I'm still waiting for Audiophile to
enlighten us with an update about his trip - or just talk about boobs. Whatever, it's all good.|
What's new in my life you ask? Well, having finally recovered financially from xmas (poor planning on my part) I'm trying to take advantage of this
cold end of winter by pinching pennies and paying off as much debt as possible by the time May rolls along.
More sand sculptures:
I do this every year because I find I'm just
not motivated to do anything in the latter part of winter, so I'd might as well pay off some bills. It's also a good pre-cursor to camping and partying like
mad all summer, which always ends up costing more than I plan! All in good fun though, of course...although every summer it seems as though I've got to
buy one more toy for myself. It started 3 years ago with my Supra (which is no more), the next summer it was the boat and the stereo, this past summer it was
my house, and this summer I'm going to have to bite the bullet and buy a nice daily-driver. I've got my heart set on a little 1/4 ton truck, but we'll see what
fortune brings me.
Other plans for the summer? Maybe planting some grass in the backyard, finishing the deck, pooring a sidewalk alongside my house and possibly redoing the
padio while I'm at it. This could be interesting as I've never mixed/poured cement before but I hear it's really not all that expensive if you do it yourself, and I do know
a couple people who claim to be quite good at it. Of course we can't forget the hot tub party this summer, which mrp has once
again suggested he may finally join. This year I have purchased a pool table to set outside ala Drew Carey for some added fun/destruction.
And that's about it. If you were looking for some flashy content I guess you're out of luck for today...hmmm, actually you'd better check out this monster chainsaw
powered by a harley V-Twin motor! There, that should keep you happy for awhile!
PS - Nobody responded to the lyrics quiz I proposed a couple updates back. They were from "Venice is Sinking"
by Spirit of the West - if anyone was curious!
|Jan 27, 2003 - Does anyone even read these stupid titles?!?|
So....Oakland got stomped last night at Superbowl 37... I guess the
streak had to come to an end some time, much to the regret of many Raiders fans out there. C-Hump from
Demoni.ca seems thrilled with the outcome, although this opinion is apparently
not endorced by the rest of the Wascana gang :P
Everybody remember to drop JayB a line today, seeing as how it is his 33rd birthday and all.
JayB has been a good friend of mine ever since we realized we shared a similar love for accounting
principles while enrolled in CST.
Audiophile is back in town, and has submitted a comic so go
check in out. I'm sure we will see an update from him in the future. I also have the next installment of !zebu!'s comic
saga to post, as well as MANY other comics that have been submitted. Don't worry folks, I'll post them all - it'll just take awhile :). And keep drawing them!!
And for all of you folks following the Lord of the Rings, I have some bad news for you.
That's it today - I'm sure you didn't want to listen to me blab anyway. G'day!
|Jan 24, 2003 - The old come here to kiss their dead...|
If somebody can guess where that title quote comes from (without cheating and looking it up on the net), then good for you :P
Some good lyrics in that song...
Well now, I suppose I forgot to mention it in my last update but Saskatoon (RBlords hometown) has finally been hit my
winter. Until recently we were having to import iceblocks from the yukon in order to maintain repairs on our melting igloos. This,
as you can imagine, can get incredibly expensive - and caused some people to downright give up and buy a new igloo - such as __SPACE__,
who purchased a new one just recently. That's right, she's still alive so go visit her site, and
remember to visit it religiously like I do.
Click on the wonderful story-book covers above to view the full list in all their splendor.
Speaking of affiliated sites, somebody had better call the suck police on mrp for failing to provide
an entertaining page on pwrsrc.net for quite sometime. I'd work him over myself, if he didn't live all the way down
in sunny San Jose. Oh yeah, and if he weren't an invincible ninja.|
I realize that I haven't posted a live-feed webcam yet, but after second thought I don't think that I will. Why? Because it would be incessently boring for anyone willing to waste their time to watch
it. However I am still considering a cam portal, so I'm expecting all of you avid-rblords readers to aquire webcams and set them up to be hosted on this prestigious site of mine. Boo-yeah!
For those of you who know Kujo, he will be back in Saskatoon on the weekend of the 15th. Wow, I'm just
full of interesting news today! Like, I bet you didn't know that you can print your own
organs using biological matter in your inkjet printer, instead of conventional ink. Oh don't act so surprised, we're sending mokeys to the moon for fuck sake.
Oh, I almost forgot - there is a new comic today. Also tonight is
the big party to celebrate the return of Audiophile, hope to see
|Jan 21, 2003 - Babies - not for eating|
YC expressed his rage with me the other day over the fact that RBlords has been
updated far too frequently over the past couple of weeks. I beleive the source of his aggression stemmed from the fact that his update has been pushed
far to the bottom of the list, so I guess he'll just have to make another update, possibly far angrier than the first.
There has been some important news happening over the past couple days. First and foremost, long-time Rappablords friend The Saint and his wife
received the blessing of their first born child last week, named (I hope I got this right) Simon Joshua, born Friday night at around 11:30pm weighing in at
6lbs, 9oz. Congrats to the happy parents, I send a genuine RBlords salute out to you!
On a far less serious tone, a long time avid-reader of RBlords has sent in the first of a long series of comics featuring our beloved RBlords mascots. His name is
!zebu!, and this is his work. If you need
background information on our mascots look here.
Also, speaking of babies - the michelin man finally gave first to his first child! Here's the photo. What a spitting image of his father!
Have you run out of places to pierce and tattoo your body? Ever though of piercing your legs?? I don't even know what to say
about this one except that when Kujo originally sent me these pics, I thought the latter one was of
him. But thankfully it's not - SO RELAX! I know you were concerned. But that's all I have for today...keep an eye on the comics section for new releases.
|Jan 17, 2003 - Just a quick update...|
Anyhow, keep sending in your comics and I'll keep posting them... DO IT NOW!!
|Jan 16, 2003 - A barrel-full of fun! But not in a donkey kong smashing sort of way...|
Well now, it's a cold day in hell when mrp of pwrsrc.net contributes
content towards our site, but nevertheless it has happened. mrp has prepared a comic for today's
update that is both emotional, and deeply metaphorical. Please, take a moment to have a look. Please try to
contain your tears (of joy). And if you'd like to take a stab at making your own comic but you're too lazy to open up MS Paint, click here to use the new
'RBlords Comic Maker'. Just click 'Send' when you're done and the comic will be sent to be for approval.
The Saint contacted me by email a couple days ago to express his conern that the new Dodge super-bike (see Jan 4th Update) looks suspciously similar
to another bike he has seen in movies. Could this be the dawning of a new age where light-cycle racing is finally not only possible, but required to settle disputes in
our municipal court system? Lets hope so - maybe the price for a trip into space will come down a bit as well. If I could only hold myself
back from constantly buying replica space station modules I might have a chance to afford it...
Audiophile sent me this contribution to my "Signs you live in the ghetto" collection. This is actually a picture of one of Blue4130's first BMXs. He found the suspension a little hard,
and the bike itself was really hard to manual so he traded it in.|
Speaking of Audiophile,
he is planning on returning to the bridge city late next week from his month-long vacation in BC. I haven't quite had the heart to tell him yet that DP ransacked his apartment, stole
all his furniture, and ate all of his fine aged cheddar. Either way, I beleve he is returning on the 24th so we will be having a get together at the old haunted
Sutherland residence to celebrate his return, and to finish off the rest of the booze that was leftover from new years.
I guess it's time to throw out some content now. I came across this picture on the net the other day and thought it was neat. Stare at it for awhile
and it'll drive you nuts.
Also, I'm afraid I'm going to have to force you to watch this video because it's hillarious. I can't tell you anything about it
because it'll ruin the surprise. Just watch it!.
Also also - you may have noticed the appearance of an 'RBlords Cam' in the menu bar to the left. I plan on setting up a camportal page very soon, but that will come in good time. Thanks
to Larmal for the donation of the old EJ cam...
...and that's about it. Back to work for me!
|Jan 15, 2003 - YC has a new chariot!|
Hey hey, not really much to say, things have been sort of quiet lately. Nice to finally get a few -30 days in, makes
you appreciate how nice -20 actually is! Unfortunately I am extremely sick of winter already, and it's only january. Worst
of all, no stat holidays until the middle of april. Well, at least there shouldn't be more than another 2.5 months to endure.
To alleviate some of the mid winter depression, and mostly just because of the fact that I really wanted one, I recently bought
a new car, a 2001 honda prelude. It's a sweet car, low km, loaded with black leather interior, sunroof, heated
seats, etc etc. Nice step up from my old cutlass.
Well, enjoy the cold!
|Jan 09, 2003 - DP is in da house - his OWN house!|
Amidst my excitement of writing an articles and posting naked woman-turkies on my site, I completely forgot
about DP and his recent adventures. That combined with the numerous
threats I have received from the office of DP has lead me to post an update
solely about him. Oh, and his adventures.
You see, because of certain unforseeable circumstances in the music buisness (DP blames it on the return of swing music), the pound has been losing major album sales
and could therefore no longer afford to maintain his romaine-lettuce eating, fine cheese and bologna devouring lifestyle. As a result
he has placed his pad up for sale, and has
reloacated himself to an apartment on the eastside. Unfortunately, because of his current financial situation, he was also forced to
lay off both of his butlers and all 16 of his chamber maids. His good friend Fredish has
been helping him to select the finest, affordable yet delicious imported aged cheeses to fill his new pantry alongside his extensive selection
of smoked European meats and deliciously juicy yellow peppers. |
At first glance, DP's new lifestyle may not seem all that different that it was previously, minus
the new living quarters, but the fact is that this move has really made a big impact in his day-to-day life. In addition to his complaints that his bathroom
"does not have a shit stink removal fan" he has also found himself sleeping at night clutching an 8" butcher knife which provides him with a sense
of security to replace the 26 armed guards who had to be reluctantly laid off.
"I done miss da goons, yo" DP spouted as RBlords reporters approached the international
ultra-kronic rap superstar Saturday afternoon while moving a handful of his Grammy awards into his apartment. "da pound can watch his own back, y'all know what I'm
sayin? Still there aint nothin' like the mothafuckin touch o' goons. Straight up.". Amen to that, my friend. Amen to that.
Where can you catch this hard-to-find celebrity who lives above Nordon Drugstore in Saskatoon, SK? Well - you're best bet is probably the studio, where he has been recording his
newest album "I done fucked all the bitches". Or possibly if you're lucky you may catch a glimpse of him at the IGA on 8th, argueing with the assistant manager
about the outrageous price of honey-roasted peanuts. Oh, or you could always email him.
|Jan 02, 2003 - A New Year...or is it?? Seriously somebody tell me!!!|
As I was preparing this update I noticed the date I had typed in '1/2/03'...pretty neat if you care about retarded things
like that! heh. well...
The New Year's eve party I threw went down and was a kickin' good time. More people showed up than I expected (~30), but
it was all good! A bit of a mess, but good none the less. Thanks to everyone for coming!|
supplied us all with about 160 Jello shooters and Unit3 brought his trade-marked Royal Red. It was nice to see
soul_d and Tyrac in attendance, along with their new guitarist. DP was, of course,
in da house and so was Blue4130, Fredish, JayB,
Regan, Hellsh0k and
the king himself, YC amongst many others.
Note: Click on the picture on the right to see the rest - thanks Red Bandana!
Features of the night included:
NOTE: RedBandana pointed out that I wrote 'beef' instead of 'beer'. SO WHAT?!? :P
- Blue4130 jumping from the house roof to a pile of snow he shovelled onto my deck
- JayB spilling half his beef on my couch only 1/2 an hour into the party then denying it happened.
- Blue4130 flipping random breakers on and off, resetting all of my clocks and rebooting RBlords
- Myself having a drumming competition with Tyler from Bastard Machine which ended in me breaking a stick in half
- The shortlived NES 'Blades of Steel' competition downstairs on the 80" projected screen
- Me offering my sister to Hellsh0k in return for his.
- Dog Pound
- Ryan rolling skunkweed on my dresser before I booted him outside because of the horrible smell
- Snowwresling in the front yard with JayB (multiple victems)
The neat thing about this whole fiasco is that my house now smells like SARCAN, even after I cleaned everything up. A
special thanks goes out to DP's sister who took all the gum from my gumball
machine and threw it all over the house. And a special special thanks to Blue4130, once again, who
caught some of said gum in his mouth, chewed it a bit, then spit it on the floor or in the sink. Nevertheless, I ended up with a mickey of vodka and a shitload
of mix to keep for myself so I suppose that was my reward for cleaning up the mess.
Also I'd like to thank everybody who attended for not stealing or destroying anything during the party, so far I've got a good
record going here and I'm glad that I can add this party to the list! However....I did see very little of Kehfee that night,
so perhaps I should be checking for catfood in strange places....
Anyhow - good times, good times. Word to your mother and all that shiznit. You know me - big blingin' and shit.
I'll put up pics of the party as soon as
I get them....also I think I'm supposed
to be helping DP move tonight but I'm not sure. I suppose I will call him. Aight.
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