Oct 02, 2000


Ahhhh another month and a clean slate...

What better way to start off the month, than with a true-spoken article from the heart (of YC). Within, YC insults everything you love, respect and cherish. He also discusses how he likes to watch Pierre Treudo on TV, how some women can't drive, and the true meaning of life. Look out - he is mad, and he is Canadian.

And a link from Unit3...its all you ever needed to know about the most controversial and unsolved problem of todays world. All summed up in one sentence. Wow. This should give something Mel something to think about...

This past weekend you may have noticed this site has been rather unpredictable, and I have traced the problem down to a faulty network card. Lucky, I guess, as I was able to figure that out fairly quickly before pulling apart the entire machine piece by piece. This weekend was a lazy one for me, getting together at Audiophile's place on Saturday night and Blue4130's tonight (for a small apartment-warming party).

Yeah, I know...today's update sucked. I'm sorry. Go check out YC World, its much more exciting...

Sep 29, 2000


Last day of the month and I'm sure you are all just wondering what exciting news I have for you. Well, wait no more because the Volare pictures are here. I am even thinking of starting to make a Super-Volare series of comics which would appear daily. Watch out for that!

Something seems to be wrong with Mel lately, she has updated her site 2 days in a row. So everybody should go drop on by and let her know if you masturbate or not, 'cause that seems to be on her mind...

YC has been bugging me a lot lately about needing some porno, and being the smart man I am, I know it is best to please his wishes. As a result I present to you the girl on the right. Click the 6 pictures for different shots, but be careful! Some of them contain adult content!!

Oh and about those Volare pictures that I have, they will be up tomorrow. HA! Had you going there didn't I? Don't worry, it's all very much worth it. Right now I am trying to get ahold of Larmal and see if he will pose for me in front of the car while givin it to some black dude.

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I have been getting quite a bit of responses on my request for content lately, I'm quite impressed. Soul_d sent me this 40 meg Britney Spears video, YC sent me some handy info on world laws and regulations, and an top of all that, I am expecting some articles coming in the near future as well. Keep it up!

Sep 28, 2000


Oops! Forgot to post this update last night, here it is...

2 days ago YC sent me a joke at work and told me to post it on the site and I totally forgot about it and now I'm in shit, so here it is. Click if you dare.

Can you pick which one is me??

I see that Mel has made a big update to her page and even posted an article! I have a feeling I am going to have some strong competition soon with her and Razor closing in on me in hits...

Man, ever since Dog Pound damaged my foot in a wrestling-related incident I have given up my dream of becoming the WWF heavyweight champion, but this picture has caused me to change my mind.

Wow. I spent last night trying to install Windows 95 on my system while not destroying Windows 2000, and it wasn't an easy task (getting them both to work that is). Because of this, the update is short. Boo hoo, I'm sure you all care :) And yes I know, I didn't post Volare pictures....wait for tomorrow....I promise! (again)

Sep 27, 2000


Damnit, I totally forgot to throw together an update earlier this evening so here I am at 11:30PM wanting to go to bed but knowing that if I don't update now, I will have everybody harping on me (everybody meaning my 2 avid readers). Good news is it sounds like there are some articles in the making for the site in the near future...

CarPool anyone? Hahahahaha...ok bad joke.

I allowed Blue4130 to borrow my super-volare today and he didn't appreciate the experience as well as he should of. I received various emails throughout the day including such negative phrases as "That car is not safe" and "I'm never going to borrow this car again". Oh well, his loss I guess :) On the topic of the super volare, I know I totally promised pictures of it today but I forgot to scan them so I will bring them to work tomorrow and scan them. Can you do any less???

You know I was just thinking about how many people come to visit my site (more than 5, less than 100) on a regular basis and I have to chuckle. I mean, this ugly site was designed as a small project to keep myself entertaining during boring classes at school, and now its still going, 6 months strong. This is why I have been considering re-vamping the site into something a little more professional than my manually edited html-php high-maintenance version. Only problem is I lack the basic skillz it takes to make this happen. Perhaps one day I will give it a shot but until then I guess you will all have to suffer.

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Time for bed. So tired. Watch for some kick ass pix of the super-volare tomorrow, and don't forget to post on the Discussion Board (which everyone seems to have forgotten about)

Sep 26, 2000


Sheesh, I gotta get off my ass and scan some pictures of my sweet Volare before I forget about them...

I just realized that I forgot to mention YCs party in yesterdays update, although Razor and JayB have already talked about it...in short the party was a concise conglomeration of all that is true and wise in the eyes of our lord, Larmal, and all those who follow his lead as shepherd of an idealistic religion of glutony and homosexuality known as 'EJDOM'. If you have no idea what I am talking about, perhaps you should ignore this paragraph.

Mad Pr0pz to mrp who didn't read the sign...

Blue4130 is borrowing my Super Volare today, I hope he treats it nice or I may be out of a $100 super-car (they aren't easy to come by). On the topic of the Super-Volare, I should/will have pictures of it up tomorrow for all of you who have not yet had the privilige of seeing it.

Sick of stupid, pointless videos yet? How about Terrible Jokes?

You know, I think its time to mention the fact that it has been a long, long time since anyone has sent me anything to put up on the site. Dog Pound has been rather quiet lately, Audiophile has been begging for me to worship him on the site, and even YC has been avoiding the topic of writing an article for me. Whats with you guys??? I will leave tonight with a comment I found in my mailbox this morning by the all-knowing soul_d. Perhaps you could learn a lesson from it:

"So I get this letter in the mail simply addresed: 'Are you the One?' And I'm like, 'yeah,' so I open it and it's like 'One in six people have MS, are you the one?' and I was like 'AHH!!'"

Sep 25, 2000


Hey y'all, another Monday and winter is just around the corner...

Dr. Razor did a great job of filling in for me this weekend, and perhaps we will see him return. It's nice to be able to take a short rest (even though I don't normally update on weekends).

My short movie review of the month will be big Mel Gibson flick of the year, The Patriot.

Keeping the tradition of past Gibson films, The Patriot is a long, winding epic centered around Mel saving the free world with just a sword and a small army of loyal men. This movie contains no nudity, sex, or even a hint of bad language. However, for you men out there, what the movie lacks in nudity it makes up easily in Gore. The movie does not go on for more than 10 minutes at anytime without a head being chopped off, a leg being severed, or a town full of people burned within a church.

The plot was good, and the action was good, and this alone made the movie a must-see. Be warned that the epic is around 2 1/2 hours long, but that 2 1/2 hours are promised to be jam-packed with bloody war action! Watch closely and you may even pick up a sliver of American history...

Our news links for today brings us all the way over to the CRA-Z country of France, where a small town mayor has issued a municipal decree declaring it illegal for anyone to die within his town. Read more here.

Thats it for the update today kiddies, off to bed for me...

Sep 24, 2000


Hey all, Doc Razor here. Sorry bout the late update today but I was in the hospital due to the tremendous agony Iíve been in for the last few days. It was so bad I had to miss YCís bash. I hear it was a pretty good party, maybe Spitfire will give us all the details tomorrow...

Anyway, ya know what one of the problems with the Internet is?
Because there is SO MUCH information available when it comes to entertainment, you hear about all of the movies that may or may not be coming out for the next few years. If something sounds cool you still have to wait a LONG time for it, it can be very frustratingÖ
Case in point, I found out today that they are in the process of shooting the Lord of the Rings trilogy. If you havenít read the books, youíve either been living on a desert island all your life, or youíre not really the nerd youíre pretending to be.
Anyway, it turns out the release date for the first movie in the trilogy isnít until Christmas 2001, with each sequel to be released on the next 2 following Christmas days. If youíve got the patience to wait over a year, check out lordoftherings.com for all the details.

Another movie that a lot of nerds just canít wait for is the new live-action Spiderman movie. The script was apparently done by James Cameron (Terminator, Titanic, etc.), but shooting doesnít start till January 2001, with a release date of May 2002.

Some other upcoming sequels you nerds may find interesting include The Matrix II and III, Heavy Metal 2000, Blade II, and of course Star Wars Episode II. Just punch the title into your favorite search engine and watch the rumors fly.

Speaking of movies, if you liked the movie Coyote Ugly (and what heterosexual male didnít? as long as you were really drunk, turned the sound off, and blasted some Slipknot on your stereo), youíll love...

Coyote Uglies

Ok, ok, I know todayís update was kinda lame but Iím still in pain so fuck off.


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