Sep 28, 2002


Return to Innocence

My friends, these are indeed dark times when the webmaster of the most popular website on the internet fails to update for two consecutive months. I sincerely beg of your forgiveness, and ask that you please stop sending death threats to me and my family. With that said, I am going to attempt to recount the past 2 months in intricate detail, by the hour.

A few things have happened since July 26th....I built a deck in my backyard and finished it just in time for the great hot tub party of 2002. I guess I'll start there. For those who were not in attendance, this year's hot tub party was a great success! I'm glad that the growing tradition has not ceased to increase in fun, stupidity and ignorance of the law - and for this I can thank Unit3 as well as many other 'contributors'. Roughly 60 people attended over 4 nights, the weather was good (except for one night where it almost froze - but who cares when you're in a hot tub?).

Click on the picture to view other HotTub2k2 photos - courtesy of RedBandana Online
There was the usual drinking, music, fires, nakedness, trampolining (only one injury sustained by Blue4130. Highlights of the weekend included the huge food-fight which occurred in my kitchen between myself, Amy Pollock, JayB and Linsie - which resulted in a 4 person drunken half-naked group shower. The mess in the kitchen included the rest of my birthday cake, ketchup, coke, milk, yogurt, water and many other ingredients. Needless to say there was a river of 'slime' flowing out of my kitchen when we returned from our shower which took me almost a week to completely clean off (it was all over the cubboards as well). All in good fun though!

As an interesting side note - we did NOT receive a visit from the Saskatoon Police at any point during the weekend even though Unit3 was in attendance. I attribute this to the fact that his lady-friend was in attendance and perhaps keeping him quasi-control. Although the truth is there was at least 2 other louder parties going on around us that the police were more worried about.

So all in all the hot tub party was a great success - everyone came that I had invited except for a couple people (ahem....Mel...). Good times!

So what else is new? I suppose there was our keg-party trip to Whiteswan lake which turned out really well. JayB managed to drink probably half of that keg on his own, and proceed to go out 'tubing' on the lake afterwards. To my surprise he never lost his lunch, but at one point he DID lose his shorts while trying to ride on his stomach. Shortly after this a couple wires in the back of the boat got wet and shorted out and we were forced to stop and repair the problem. JayB and Blue4130 decided (after about 5 minutes of not going anywhere) that we were doomed and that they were going to swim their was back to shore (which was at least 2 kms away). They made it about 50 feet at one point, but quickly gave up when we got the boat running again and picked them up.

The picture on the right was taken at YC's keg party, although I can't remember exactly when that was.

A couple weeks ago I was woken up at about 1:00AM on a Saturday night (I was being lame that particular weekend and trying to catch up on some much needed sleep) by my friend Shannon and told to get my ass to this party she was at all the way across town. After some argueing, and talking to about 3 other people at that party as the phone got passed around, I decided I would 'stop by' for an hour just to entertain Travis, who was the only guy at the party and claimed he was having problems fending off all of the girls (who sounded quite drunk on the phone). Anyhow that '1 hour' pretty much turned out to be all favorite part of which was Kim, a 32 year old friend of Shannon's (very cute BTW) who also brought along her 14 year old daughter to the party. The most bizarre thing was that they almost looked like twin sisters - Kim looked about 10 years younger than she was and her daughter looked about 5 years older than she was.

Anyhow I spent most of the rest of the night with this Kim girl on my lap, whispering things to me while her daughter cast me evil glares from across the room. Shannon and Travis, however, couldn't stop laughing. And I as having a good time :). However this only lasted about another hour of hot dancing to old 'Dance-Mix' albums when Kim sorta passed out and I had to carry her to the car and drive her home. I made Travis 'escort' her to her door, where he was almost mauled by Kim's husband. All in all, a very interesting night. A married man like myself doesn't get to have fun like this every night! (PS don't tell Dawn)

In conclusion, this summer was a blast - I really enjoyed myself. Even after the stress of buying a house, selling all my cars except for two, buliding a deck and paying lawyer bills out the wing-wang (for the house), I really had a good time, especially in the last month or so. Looking forward to an upcoming trip to Edmonton sceduled for Oct. 18th in which I am sure there will be stories to be told!

But thats enough about me - after all, this site isn't about me - it's about you, my reader. So lets get some fucking content going here. We'll start with some distrubing facts that I'm sure you didn't ever want to know - they have been put together in a nice little powerpoint file, so have a look!.

To either side you will see photos that fall under my new category of "Signs that you live in the hood".

I especially like the lifeguard sitting under the rainbow umbrella on the edge of the boat-pool!

To end my content today, I have a special video just for _SPACE_ - this one goes out to you! Just click here. As a side note, she updates her site a lot more than I do, and so does Unit3....and so does Red Bandana for that matter... hmmm....I guess pretty well everyone does!

I'm going to try updating a little more regularily - so don't give up yet!!

Jul 26, 2002


Hmmm....looks like it has been an entire month since the last time I updated this site. Has anyone noticed? Didn't think so. But I have to make, at minimum, monthly updates in order to continue referring to myself as one of the greatest webmasters of the century - which I am, without a doubt. Trust me.

News? Kujo is moving out west so that his finance can follow her career in education - in the meantime he will be an unemployed bum, so you might want to get ahold of him and send him some money or something. Either way, we all wish him well in his move, and his new life in hickville, Canada!

More news - Dr. Razor has updated his site and would like everyone to take a look. This new site design is the painstaking result of 3 solid days of work. This, my friends, is a perfect example of the miracles one can accomplish by simply putting your mind to it. Bravo, Razor, Bravo. OH - and another example of the miracles one can accomplish by simply putting your penis to it - Dallas and Nicole recently had a baby. About time!

Probably none of you are asking yourselves "What ever happened to that new server that Spitfire was promising? Why isn't it here yet? Well, that seemed to be a project that peaked my interest breifly and then left just as fast. Unfortunately, during that time I had already ordered all of the parts on Ebay. may finally get put up as soon as I get my 20gig UWSCSI RAID5 array functioning...but that might not happen until winter at least.

Interesting prospects - after a long and hearty conversation with the internet legend Larmal last night, there was breif talk of a new satiracle site being born, in the style of the original 'Extreme Jerks'. This should be considered a rumour at this point, and may never happen. However, I will tell you that there was talk of the involvement of the following famous internet personalities: YC, JayB and Bill Gates. More on this as it develops.

I almost forgot how difficult it is to come up with ridiculous crap to paste all over my site - even when you only have to do so once every month. Best bet is probably to just link to hillarious content to take the spotlight off of myself - like this hillarious urinal sketch. WATCH IT!

Now, if you're still bored - go check out which is more frequently updated, or check out what _SPACE_ is doing. If you're looking for some good laughs you can always count on There you go!

Jun 21, 2002


Well....the server is up (duh), and I am more or less settled into my new house. I'll have to post pictures of my new 'Flintstone' house as soon as my camera makes it out of the repair shop. But hey - everything seems to be working on the site, although I haven't finished that new server yet...soon enough I'm sure. It's tough to think about computers and the site with all of this nice weather we've been having!

Aaaanyhow, I wasn't expecting to put up a real update today, so I won't. Instead I am going to throw up the official Pike Lake 2K2 video - put together by Audiophile out of footage taken on the May long weekend. It's a large download (45 megs) but well worth it, so check it out!

I'm off to the lake...if anyone is in the Emerald lake area this weekend make sure to stop on by....chao!

May 28, 2002


Hey everyone - it has been awhile since I've updated this page but I've been pretty busy lately...what with Pike Lake 2K2 and moving and all. Right now I have just about everything I own packed in boxes except for my bed and my computer, so I thought I'd put up a quick warning before I shut it down too. If you're reading this now, please be advised that all RBlords services will be shutting down tomorrow around 5:00PM - that would be Wednesday the 29th to be exact. If all goes well everything should be back up and running again by Monday.

Pike Lake was a blast this year, I have to say we had a pretty decent turnout...even the late JayB was in was gay Larmal. Everybody had a good time, despite the fact that the conservation officers were really giving us a hard time for no reason at all...but soul_d and myself are currently taking care of that :)

Hmmm what else? B.B. King was a great concert...the man is getting old (76) but his music is just as good as ever. It never ceases to amaze me how his opening band can be so good, and then he just blows them out of the water. Heh, I guess thats why they call him a blues legend! Anyhow, I think Audiophile and Dog Pound really enjoyed the show too.

Not much else to say, I'll update when I get everything set up again. Audiophile is preparing a video 'collage' of the events of Pike Lake 2K2 for all those who are interested. I expect to have that available to you on Monday, so hang tight!

Until then....for a good time click here!

May 08, 2002


Hello everyone... It's been a while since I made an update for good ol' Rblords and since Nigs Peterson (aka Spitfire) is busy with his affairs I shall take the spotlight and steal what attention I can until Spitfire realizes I am slowly turning his website into a multi-level marketing cash cow.

This week (May 10th) the "Blues Boy" himself will be visiting Saskatoon. Yes BB King is still touring and we are lucky to have him visit our city. I consider this a once in a lifetime opportunity as I have never had the chance to see a live blues artist, not to mention one of such talent. I know that Spitfire is quite a big fan of BB King, but I haven't had the chance to get to know his music so I am looking forward to having my first listen and I'm sure I will be pleasantly surprised.

Once again another year has passed and old man winter (although still showing his ugly face every now and then) is going home to make room for summer. And what better way to kick off a new summer than packing up your gear and going out for a helluva good time camping at Pike Lake. The tradition lives as the staff of Rblords and all of it's affiliates (and their wives, kids, mistresses, and addictions) are once again re-living the Pike Lake experience this May 17-19. Come one come all... I can't stress how fun it can be to roll around in a tent making out with the opposite sex for 3 days at the low low price of a campsite. Or maybe going for a quick dip in the refreshing lake during the middle of the night naked with a bounty of beautiful (but not illegal) young willing women. Or having the rain pour down on what you expected to be a nice warm night only to have you ending up mud wrestling with a plethora of young beauties. YOU'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO STAY HOME!

As of lately there seems to be a trend developing among the Rblords staff. It seems this year motorcycles are in and walking is out (leaving me to set my own trend for being 22 and still never owning a car). This all began when someone bought an old vintage motorcycle to drive for the summer. Then the next guy decides that's a good idea and buys a motorcycle until everyone ends up owning one. Then we end up forming a motorcycle gang and eventually a Mafia ring called the Christ Punchers. I can already see it happening so I advance ordered the embroidered leather jackets for our up and coming gang.
As many of you have probably read in previous updates, Spitfire just bought a lovely new home somewhere in the booneys where he can raise a wonderful family and sell cars on the side. He will now live away from all the amenities except the Sutherland bar, and of course Jet D. I don't know the exact address, but I will include a picture of what the house looks like and as of June 1st I was specifically told to invite as many people as possible for a party that ends all parties. So if you spot this house feel free to join the party at any time. Rumor has it once the party gets too big Spitfire will be moving the party into his backyard where he will supply a hottub and trampoline for the pleasure of his guests.

For the last few months I have been busy recording music for a friend who is the member of a two piece orchestra of rock. The album is scheduled to be released in its entirety by late summer, but I have a hunch that pre-mastered tracks will be kicking around to be heard very soon. The band is called Bastard Machine and Rolling Stone calls it "THE REAL FUCKING DEAL".

Although the car on the right is an old Mercedes Benz and not the classic Volvo, I can still picture Unit3 driving in on his way to the Liquor Store with Rammstein blasting out the Public Access horns he would have glued to his roof. And with tires that nice and big what would stop him from actually driving on other people's lawns, I mean lets face it.. there's less traffic on lawns. The only thing I think this car is missing (if it were under Unit3's posession) are some nice big bull horns on the hood and a cow catcher grill.

That concludes this Rblords installment, stay tuned for more exciting adventures. Have a good week and Enjoy!


May 03, 2002


Ok...only one update last month, I have to admit that is pretty lame. I'd love to post some videos for y'all but I have to resolve the issues with web bots leeching them constantly...and I'm not sure how I'm going to fix that yet. Oh well, I'll get to it. Eventually.

At least someone is doing something with their webpage..._SPACE_ has updated the layout of her page so go have a look!

To be honest, I just can't wait to this point my house is a mess and I can't bring myself to clean it up because I know I'm just going to be moving in 3 weeks anyhow...and Pike Lake 2K2 is going to be here in 2 weeks, yet apparently it's supposed to snow tomorrow. BAH! The new server is pretty much ready to go, but I'm having problems with the SCSI array right now ... hopefully I'll have it fixed by the time June rolls around because the rest of the system is freakin' sweet.

Today in an email conversation, YC, Blue4130 and I discussed the art of 'selling out'. From this we got into a discussion about designer jeans; CK, Ralph Lauren, Versache, etc...and whether or not people were stupid for spending $200 on a nice pair of pants. Anyhow, I have come up with a single good use for brand name jeans (once they have worn out of course), and have posted my solution to the right.

A couple days ago YC emailed me a link to put up on the site, and I'd better do that while I'm here so I don't forget. Anyhow, follow this link to the sweetest 'Type R' you've ever set your eyes on!!

I also have an obligation to mention Red Bandana Online, as Barb has been tormenting me to do so. Also, she has mentioned me so I guess its only fair! Anyhow, all I have to say is I really like the new layout of her site, it rules. I only wish someone would make me a nice looking interface, as I'm so freaking useless! Yay, Barb!

Ha, this update is very difficult to type when my computer keeps randomly rebooting every few minutes...quite frustrating really but I have no idea how to fix it. I hate computers, therefore it makes more sense to just buy another one than to fix this one for free...but I don't want to spend the money. So I am going to live with this computer reseting every few minutes. In a way its kinda refreshing. Everytime it boots back up I here those wonderful windows 'chimes', and I feel reborn! It's a very spiritual, uplifting experience really. Last night I left my computer on and the sound cranked up so that every few minutes the sound of the windows chimes would pierce through the quiet of my house, and rejuvenate my spirit. Needless to say I slept in and was late for work the next day. Fucking windows.

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"I Think We're Alone Now..."

Heh...I can just imagine Blue4130 filling his pants right now (sorry for the image). Yes, on the left is none other than 80s pop star Tiffany, who incidently posed nude in playboy for the April issue. Feel free to browse through the pics by clicking on the links below the picture to the left. I think all you guys will agree that this is the best thing since Jefferson Airplane. And since I actually have way more pictures than shown here, you can download the complete set here.

If you are offended by nudity, or you just don't want your girlfriend/wife/kids to see you looking at these pictures, perhaps you could amuse yourself with this humerous picture of a male and female carrot. Hahahaha....oh man, thats hilarious!

Ahh, here's a link I've been meaning to put up for a long time! I think this guy might be using his brain too much, but some of his experiments are pretty cool to play with. In particular, give the human head a try - its a blast. You can easily spend way too much of your time on this page, especially if you're a geek.

And for all of you local Saskatoon dwellers might find this interesting: a live broadcast of local police radio. I think that Razor may be running this website out of his closet...either way, its quite entertaining and completely legit. I listened to a couple of cops talk for almost 15 minutes about their low carb diets before one of them decided to actually go help some kid that had been passed out against a Macs store the whole time. Ahhh great fun!

Anyhow...that was just way too much content...time to leave this off with a celebrity quote as always...
"I adore Beavis and Butthead. It is an extraordinary, powerful and important piece of work. It also makes me laugh like a drain."
- Patrick Stewart
Apr 22, 2002


Wow, talk about neglecting my readers! Seems this always happens in the spring...I start of summer-related things, and somehow forget about this site. Consequently, I'm sure you are all less interested in keeping up with rblords during this peak time. Nevertheless, the ball rolls on!

I found myself a shack..and for those of you familiar with the neighborhoods of jolly ol' Saskatoon, it is located in the South-West corner of Sutherland. Thats right, I'm moving to the train yard. Nice big house, nice big shop in the back (that's the important part) and a fair size lot to boot! I'm really impressed with the lot sizes in just don't find a 50'x145' many other places, unless you are willing to move into Montgomery. ANYHOW, possesion date is May31st so I've got another month yet. However, I'm letting you know this because there will probably be an inevitable downtime around then. Chances are, with having to get my high-speed link relocated, and moving in and such...the site could face up to a week of downtime. I hope you can find it within yourselves to forgive me...

Meanwhile I will sit here and think about the lake...which reminds me. PIKE LAKE 2K2 is just around the corner. Matter of a month, really. And now that I look, I didn't even put up Pike Lake 2K1 pictures! Hmmmm...perhaps I should get right on that. Either way, PIKE LAKE 2K2 promises to be reasonably more entertaining than a barrel of monkeys, and possibly AS entertaining as YC chugging a bottle of tequila. Sounds like we could have quite the crew this year...and if the weather holds up....well...lets just say I hope everyone makes it home ok :)

Beyond Pike Lake this year, I'm hoping to be spending most of my free time at the lake...either boating or just kicking it back in my hammock. This year I finally have my full 3 weeks of hollidays to burn up, and I fully intend to get rid of all 3 weeks between June 1st and September 1st. Can you blame me? I'd like to get some good fishin' done this year too...maybe I can catch one of nature's finest creations...the 2-headed Saskatchewan wonder-fish. Only available in the fine, clean lakes of Saskatchewan! (see picture to the left). Hey, time for some pictures...these all revolve around the beautiful seasons of Saskatchewan (yea thats where I live)...

Ok - enough updating for now. Catch y'all later....


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