|Dec 17, 2002 - New Site Design|
Well...I was hoping to get this update out earlier but I ended up in a political conversation with Unit3 and YC today which branched into several rants which pretty much
burned up my entire day at work, which is pretty cool because it makes time fly - but at the same time I get nothing else done and end up having to do it later. Oh well!
Anyhow, this is the new site layout - not really all that different than before, just changed the colors around because people were complaining that there was
too much orange and brown. I suck really bad at any type of graphic design, so I was glad to have the help of Red Bandana,
Blue4130 and YC in the form of advice for the new site design. Hopefully this is a bit easier
on the eyes, and now most of the links work. However, it's not completely done - so if you encounter a page that is completely incoherent, don't worry - I'll eventually get around to fixing it.
You'll notice the updates have titles now - also there is an eyeball icon beside the author's name which is a link to their profile. I will be updating the profiles shortly as well, seeing as how
these are over 2 years out of date.
Anyhow, I've accumulated a huge load of content over the past few weeks so here's a bit of it, straight-up:
Watch for more updates very soon - and hopefully even an article or two!
|Nov 22, 2002 - Today is Prickle Prickle, the 71st day of aftermath in the YOLD3165|
Well, I've tweaked the design of the page up a little bit, do you like it?
I'm not a very good liar - to be completely honest all of the HTML, code, and concept of this page
was developed by a very good friend of mine, who also happens to be one of the better web
developers I know: Dog Pound. Please take a moment to check out the
DP-Cam to see what he is doing
RIGHT NOW. Don't be fooled by thinking its a still-frame - thats realtime footage folks. This man takes his
Anyhow, I know y'all didn't come to this site to hear me talk about useless crap. You came here to see Guns, smokes, boobs, and maybe even a little bit of
pussy. So there you go.
And just so that you can find your way around in your travels, here's a map:
...notice where the middle east is on this map? :P
Anyways thats it for today folks...
|Nov 21, 2002 - It's NOT HARROWEEN?!?|
It's NOT Harroween anymore? I don't know what soul_d is smoking over at the new Demoni.ca....well
actually I do, but he should be advised that the cool thing to do these days is to kick back and not update webpages. I'm just telling it like it is. HOWEVER, I have a considerable incentive for updating today and
it has nothing to do with those folks over there.
First off - I've had a few people point out that my site sucks. Not only does the layout suck and not work properly, but apparently it occasionally looks like
trash in Opera and certain versions of Mozilla. Also, most of the links on the left sidebar are broken and have not been updated since some time in the year 2000 (hence
the Pike Lake 2000 link), all of the downloads have dissapeared except the last few, and the BBS is broken. I don't refute any of these claims. Truth is - it's probably not going to be fixed soon either. But keep sending in your complaints
anyways, because its always entertaining.
Well well well, I didn't think I would ever see the day when Doc Razor updated his page. Not only that,
but it isn't some sort of annoying trick. Well...maybe it is. Yeah it is - but it's useful! Check it out and find out yet another reason why you shouldn't use IE (unit3 should like this).|
Excuse the picture on the right, but I snapped this one day when I kicked down audiophile's door, and I haven't been able to get
the picture out of my mind since. In addition to that, and in appreciation of great camel toes everywhere I present you with this, and this.
Nothing could follow those better than a music video for the Dildo Song. What? You haven't heard of the Dildo Song before? Well - you'd better
download it quick!. And no, its not some sort of elaborate scheme to make you view jap bukake. Sorry JayB.
In other 'RBlords community' news:
You know what? I don't talk about myself on this site anymore. I'm sure all you readers out there are wondering "What the FUCK is Clayton up to, and why has he been such a dick lately?". Well, for starters,
my current 'winter beater', the bluesmobile, has been giving me problems the past couple weeks. This is partially due to sucky gear reduction starters on 70s Chrysler products, and partially because I went
offroading with it and bent the exhaust pipe all to shit. The former is my biggest problem - sometimes the starter just decides not to engage and I spend 10 minutes trying over and over until it does. Fuckin' whitey car, needs a spark-plug! Anyways, I'm
I'm left thinking to myself - WHY AM I DRIVING THIS CAR WHEN DOG POUND GETS A NEW TRUCK?!? I HATE HIM SOOOO MUCH!! Haha just kidding, he's alright. *SMASH*
Other than that I'm enjoying the glorious life of being a homeowner - high energy costs (leaving my burner on for two days doesn't help), roof repairs, local kids spraypainting my friend's nice car which is parked for
the winter in my backyard...all that regular stuff. Oh yeah, and having no extra money - thats nice too! Anyone want to move in with me? The catch is that you have to share a bed with me. Mel??
Click on the links under the picture on the left to find out why its a bad idea to drive through large puddles! I especially like how
everyone is just standing around watching instead of helping the lady get out of her car! This must be american! Speaking of Americans, I heard on the radio
last week that they oncovered a tape that supposedly has Bin Ladin's voice on it, revealing that he is still alive. In other words, the search to destroy
Bin Ladin continues, however I think know why they can't find him.|
Oh well - they can keep looking. And in the meantime we can all sit around and wonder what it would be like if you were there, at the WTC attack, with a high powered dual-laser gun.
But hey! Wonder no more! Just click here for a simulation!
Sweet...it's nice to offload some of these piles of content - I have tons more garbage where that came from, but you'll have to wait for another day because
right now I'm spent. Oh but wait just a minute - I do have more. And I have saved the best for last. Yes that's right folks - have you ever wanted to know exactly which
playmate was in Playboy magazine the month of your birth? Unless you're 50 years old or more, now you can find out! Just go here. That should keep you busy for awhile!
And now - I'm going for lunch.
|Oct 30, 2002 - It's HARROWEEN!!|
Ok. Please excuse the tacky incorrectly spelled title and poorly cut animated gifs, I just got carried away. It is,
however, the season to be busting heads and I'm not going to be making comprimises! I have my trusty new sacrificial sword
(stupid Ebay TriX0ring me into buying things). I'm going to start
chopping and running, and if YOU get in the way its not my problem!!
I don't really have any news to report - other than the fact that I made a trip to Edmonton last weekend which was very fun. Got
to visit my good friend Kujo, eat pizza in a hotel room, dick around at the West Ed mall,
eat at the Olive Garden, shop at Ikea and beat up some ugly children (I did that for JayB). All in all some good fun. Also
this past weekend the young and only YC threw a big party at his house to celebrate his
big raise, and promptly passed out to miss half of it!
You know I was just visiting my girlfriend at the Pet store she works at and noticed a sign stated that they will not sell Black cats during the halloween season due
to people torturing them (thinking they are witches, I pressume). I thought this was interesting - I guess it would be a good time of year to keep your black cat indoors
as well. Anyhow, while standing around I read a book about exotic pets and decided that I want to pick up a pot belly pig. What a practical pet! You can keep him around while
he's small and cute, and then when he gets big and mean you can just kill him and eat him! I'm sick and tired of eating cats. SICK and TIRED!
ACK!! It's Camel-Toe Elvis! Halloween truley does bring out the worst in some people! (Insert joke about my last year's superman costume here).
Well...most people anyways. Check out this sweet bikini! I think that is what
__SPACE__ is going to be wearing this year (she told me). I was all like "I don't think that would be a good
idea, you might get really cold" and she was all like "shutup I can do whatever I want with my fine, sexy body" and I was like "Damn! True Dat!!"
On a similar subject Dog Pound is really trying hard to think of a good costume that he could wear this year which
would also be appropriate to wear to work. Mail him your suggestions if you have some, or maybe just yell at him a bunch. He likes that. Yeah, DP rocks. Anyway, I'm
sure he's not going to beat YC's costume!!
I went and saw the new Jackass movie last night. Before I say anything about the movie I have to complain a bit about the movie
prices. $6.50 to watch a movie on a 'cheap' Tuesday?? Whats that? I thought regular price movies were $7! Oh wait, no, they're anywhere from $10 to $13 now! Sheesh - for two people
to watch a regular priced movie and get popcorn and two drinks costs damn near $40 now!|
Anyway...if you are a fan of the original Jackass series you'll love the movie, plain and simple. If you haven't seen the series -
maybe you should get ahold of an episode or catch a re-run (do they even show it anymore?) first. I would rate the movie in DP heads but I just don't think that I could - because its not really a movie. It's
simply a two-hour episode of the show! But with the raunchiest, most naked and obscene jokes they could muster that wouldn't possibly be aired on TV.
Don't count on this show making it to your
local TV station!!
Well that's about it - I threw in a lot of content on this update! (If you missed some of it - go back carefully over all of the highlighted links. ALL OF THEM!). Seems that people are starting to bug me about
updating again (now that I've actually made a few). You know what I think? I think you should all start bugging Razor to update HIS page because its getting old.
Yeah, you heard me. OLD.
|Oct 16, 2002|
Wow - I just noticed that I've barely made 10 updates since the beginning of this year, thats pretty lame! Yet this site still gets
bombarded by hits so frequently that I had to upgrade the connection (put icecubes on the cable modem). I also count
spiders and bots as frequent readers. What? Thats fair! Good thing this new
server can more than handle it!
That reminds me - check out my new server. If you're a true geek you might be interested in this,
otherwise don't bother clicking on the link. Just click
here instead to play with a farting doughboy. Am I the ultimate entertainer or what??
It also just occurred to me (I'm having a memory relapse here) that I missed something in my generic summer update. My friend
Bryce had his annual 'party to end all parties' shakedown at his residence sometime early August (I think). LOTS of people, LOTS
of free booze (including a cooler full of very stiff punch and a LOT of miscellanous shots). I think the pictures should explain the rest.
- Make sure
to check out this picture. Guess who that is chugging cheap german wine from a golden challice and win a prize.
Winter is coming - this has become painfully obvious lately with the shrill cold mornings and the occasional
snow flake falling from the sky. I've been so busy running around putting away patio furniture, draining the water
out of the boat leg, and generally winterizing things that I've forgotten to partake in the true spirit of the season by
killing children. Oh well - I suppose there is plenty of time for that yet...maybe this year I will hose down my driveway on
halloween night! If you have a more original idea, let me know, I'm sick of the
old poison-apple routine.
Blue4130 asked me today if I was going to have a halloween party this year. Sounds
like not a bad idea - but I suppose I'll have to get a new costume this year - the old one is a bit ripped.
Guess thats what I get for squeezing into a 12 year old's costume - but adult costumes are just so damn expensive!
My last edition of 'Signs that you live in the hood' went over so well that I've decided to continue the series. Today it is all about da rides.|
Damn! Dre would be proud, yo!
Well - thats it for now. If you need some more entertainment, try reading up on how to build your
own beer cooler using a jet engine. This is one project you SHOULD try at home.
PS - the 'Search' feature in the left-side menubar should be working now. Thanks Blue4130 for pointing out that it was
broken (about 6 months ago)
|Oct 08, 2002|
Just a breif note to my readers that RBlords.com will be having a breif downtime sometime within the next couple
days, as I am finally upgrading the server. As a result all services will be down temporarily (web, email, ftp, etc).
Sorry for the inconvenience!
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