Jul 02, 2003 - Have you got it yet??


Just a short update as I am in Saskatoon for a few days here :P.

Redbandana's Canada day party went over really well - I had a great time and the weather was awesome. Got some swimming in, some drinking, and of course some drunken vandalism. Well, the drunken vandalism was mostly Katya, but I suppose I need to take some of the blame seeing as how she is such an impressable minor and obviously looks up to me as a role model. soul_d and myself drove down in the Bel-Air - and as he mentioned on his site - we listened to Whitesnake most of the way. Good times.

So I got back to work today to find out that my boss is quitting as of Aug 15th - that's pretty big news because I really get along with him well and I'm a little scared of who will be replacing him (although I'm not sure who it will be quite yet). So this could be interesting - and could make my job more interesting/difficult depending on who gets to sit in that chair. They also hired for Scott's position - but they ended up taking an internal application afterall. I question why they would even bother listing it externally, but hey why not - its taxpayer dollars!

Tomorrow night (10:00PM) I leave with Dawn and her dad to make the hike to Grey Owl's Cabin. It's a 20km hike and we're going to do it all at once, so it should be a fun, tiring day. The funnest part is going to be carrying the backpacks full of food, water, tents and sleeping bags for the 2 nights of wilderness living - good thing I'm in the computer industry and therefore so used to taxing physical labour!

I wasn't going to post any content today - but I have a few comics building up, so I'll post one of them. I've been getting a lot of comic submissions that, quite frankly, aren't comics - so I've been hesitant to put them up. Your time would probably be better spent looking at furniture pr0n or something...
Heil to the King of the Mullets!

baaaah.......can't wait for some actual vacation time (which isn't going to be much this year). Everyone is invited out to Memorial Lake on the July 18th weekend - I'll be going up sometime around noon on friday so you can catch a ride with me if you'd like. I'll be bringing the boat and the tube, so drunken watersports are in order. Other than that its weddings, weddings, weddings all the way until the hot tub party on Aug 8th - I hope you all plan on at least stopping by for one night (friday or saturday mainly).

Anyhow, I'm up too late...so I'm going to bed. If you're bored, I suppose you could go check out a real site.
More cheers, more beers - thats it thats all!

Jun 28, 2003 - Canada Day


Going to Red Bandana's Canada day party!


Jun 20, 2003 - Downtime


Whoops...had about a day of downtime there (if anyone noticed). My ip changed for the first time in over a year! Anyhow, should be back to normal now, and since I'm delivering this message I'd might as well do a full update with it.

What a busy, busy summer this year! I have arrived at the point in my life where, one by one (or two by two, I suppose), many of my friends are getting married. And as nice as that is IT SURE FUCKS UP MY SUMMER! I mean sheesh, I only have one opportunity to use my boat between now and August 15th! Hmmm well I'm sure this 'trend' will wear off over the next 10 years sometime. In addition to this my partner in crime at work is leaving so I'm stuck with having to hold the fort down until they re-hire his position, and *I* train him. This means no hollidays for me until mid-July at the earliest. But don't worry Kujo, I can still swing July 11th for YOUR WEDDING :P.

Okay, now onto the content (which is why you all read this site anyhow - right?). First of all, check out the new comic today, it's truly delicious.

I haven't posted a video on here for a very long time, so I suppose it's overdue. So have a look at this sweet cigar commercial, before checking out this awesome x-ray.

Hmmm - wow, I'm actually running out of things to say/post - so that's all the content for today! Last but not least - here's a blonde moment for everyone to share.
The joys of minor league hockey!

Now to the important stuff - it's Blue4130's birthday part today (his actual bday was yesterday) and it's going to be at the Scuz, so if you'd like to join the RBlords crew there, we'll be there around 9:00, or slightly before. Rumor has it that YC may even grace us with his presence tonight, so it will indeed be a special night. Shit - that sounded way too gay. How about "Sounds like YCs going to be there - party at the slut factory, all the boobs you can eat". Yeah thats better.

And that's it!

Jun 15, 2003 - Ok, time for the _June_ Update


I guess I'd better do at least one update for June - so this will be it. Why am I being so lazy? It's summer, and there are better things to do! Plus, I figured I would give my best shot at staying on the bottom of Unit3's new gateway page. However, soul_d informed me that this was pretty much impossible, because that title is already held by mrp and probably isn't going to change anytime soon!

Anyhow, onto business. What's new? JayB had his 'tron' party last weekend - if you don't know what that is, it's time you watched the movie Fubar. It was indeed good times - a lot of shotgunned Pilsner, some two-liners, a burned lawn chair and even some 10 speed bikes ramped over the fire. Blue4130 and myself learned how difficult it is to carry a sixer of Pil on a 10 speed bike with no brakes - Larmal complained a lot about the bot flies he contracted from his trip to Budapest, and YC partied hard for a couple hours, then dissapeared into the night never to be seen again. Once again - good times.

I can't stress enough how much you need to check out this link. Maybe it's one of those things that only *I* find funny, but at the very least I think that DP needs to check it out. For the rest of you, check out this awesome mailbox!

Hmm...what else? There's a new comic today - so check that out.

For those of you who watcher survivor and got really cheesed off when they pixelated out all the nudity, you will finally have your chance to see Jenna and Heidi nude. That's right, looks like they will be posing for playboy (big surprise). Man, who needs to win the contest?!? This just proves once again that if you're hot, getting rich really aint that hard! Also - if you're in the army, getting laid aint that hard either!

That's it for now - sorry for the lack of updates, but don't expect much more until the end of summer. I'm back on the 1 update a month diet...w00t!

May 30, 2003 - Watch out SARS - here comes WEST NILE!


No updates? WHAT? No content? WHAT?

Ok ok, I'm slacking. What can I say - spring is here. The weather is nice, the mosquitos are glorious and Dog Pound and Audiophile are no longer around to cramp my style. Also Blue4130 moved into my basement suite right now and is currently keeping all of the ants/spiders/millipedes company. Amongst all of those good times, I also managed to find time (and money) to rototill the back yard, install underground sprinklers and then lay down sod. All work and no play makes Spitfire a hungry boy.

Another piece of news in my life is that my partner at work (that sounds so freakin gay) has accepted another job with the corporation, so I am now the most senior P/A in my section. W00t - that means a better desk and a lot MORE POWER. Mooohahaha. Anyhow, they will be re-hiring his position, and that lucky new employee gets to work with me - so before all of you start clawing for your phone to see when the posting comes up, it won't be for a couple weeks. My boss has expressed his concern in wanting to find a sexy blonde to fill the position - so I think that _SPACE_ should apply because she is one of those things (unless she recently dyed her hair).

So...I already mentioned that Dog Pound and Audiophile left for BC last sunday - you can read all about their adventures (more or less) on their respective webpages. Since I'm a bit too lazy to type out the links - check out the side bar at the bottem. It was truley sad to see Audiophile finally departing - it's hard to believe that he was only here for 3 years (almost to the day). I'll miss our Taco Slime lunch trips and all of his fine audio advice. I guess this just means that we all have another excuse for a big roadtrip sometime to visit.

Let's talk some dates here - call me pathetic, but I've already pencilled down the dates for this years anual Hot Tub party - this is the anual event which soul_d started years back. How did it end up at my place?

Well, as the party grew every year I noticed soul_d was becoming more stressed out over extra people showing up, and people making noise out on the street, etc...so I thought I'd give him a break last year and let him enjoy himself. In addition, I had a new house and wanted to break it in (along with my new deck) so it worked out great. ANYWAYS, the date this year is going to be Aug. 8th and 9th - so make sure your free those days and plan on stopping by, it should be a great time.

But that's enough blablabla - time for some content. We have a new comic today that you should all have a look at. After that - in the weird world news category - have a look at the new world's largest cookie. Mmmmm good stuff.

Had a few too many?!? Kujo figured it was time to send in a shitpile of content....so bear with me here, I'll post most of it now and some later. First of all - for all of you case modders out there, ever thought of building a fish tank into your case? Or maybe turn your computer into a planter?!? I can't decide if that dorky, or just plain retarded.

What a great day for environmentalists everywhere! Apparently some company has designed a Disposable DvD which expired over 48 hours - in an effort to eliminate the 'stress' of renting movies.

And last but not least....eek...I just don't know what to think about these except that, for some reason, I can see Fredish wearing one. I wonder what the hell they look like under a shirt?!?

Whoa - take a look at that picture up there and tell me it doesn't make you dizzy! Click on it for a bigger sample - makes me feel drunk.

Ok THATS IT. Time to get back to work - things are picking up now that we're losing one of 'the guys'. So somebody go stir something up on the RBlords Discussion Forums. Maybe poke fun at YC because he's too busy to visit this site anymore.

Also check out the Cam Portal - you can see my basement by looking at the Photogeek cam!

May 21, 2003 - Back from da Crik


Well, after a windy weekend full of drunken debauchery - we're all BACK FROM DA CRIK.

If you haven't already read about our adventures on Demoni.ca or Soul_D Online or Popcorn Pimpin or DogPoundLand, make sure to check them out. As for my side of the story, I'll keep it breif. Unfortunately I'm not aware of any pictures taken this past weekend - not even by our own photogeek - so you can't even blame me for not posting them this year. There WAS some video taken, although I'm not sure any of it was all too interesting. We're all growing up and becoming far to well-behaved...it may have just been me, but that "Let's wreck Pike Lake and give the COs hell" attitude wasn't exactly present this year at Eagle Creek - probably because we weren't given any trouble...at all.

The Creek itself was a nice campground, much less commercial than Pike Lake but also much less occupied. I have to say I missed being surrounded by various other parties...the only other party out there was a group of 14-16 year old Asquith kids who couldn't comprehend shotgunning beers. It was nice to have an actual Creek right alongside our campsite...especially once Blue4130 and myself managed to aprehend and usurp a crappy paddleboat to adventure down the rough waters. Oh yeah, and Tyrac did NOT fall in the Crik. So yeah, you might see some video footage and you might not - depending on whether or not we caught YC barfing on camera.

Unit3's new wheelz Looks like the comics have started rolling in again! Today our feature comic was drawn by none other than Regland the Great. This is a rare occasion, so you should probably check it out.

Other news is that Kujo will be coming to Saskatoon for his bachelor party this weekend. Hmm, that reminds me I have to phone him and make sure he has a ride down here. Anyhow, if you're got a 3 legs and you know him (or at least think you do) then contact me for information about where we will be going / what we will be doing / what we will be drinking. And to cut down on the number of emails, I'll tell you now: there won't be strippers. Hey, it wasn't my decision!

Have a look at that quad picture up there, that's what Unit3 drove all the way up from Regina with this past weekend. Should have seen the look on those 16 year old faces when we did a few drivebys. Good times!

I should also mention (for those of you from the old 19th Street BBS days) - I've finally added some hillarious polls to our Discussion Forum. I simply copied these out of old polls that were on the BBS 5 or 6 years ago. They're great for a laugh - but if you don't understand them, then you obviously weren't around when they were written!

That's it for today - I've got more crap and more comics to post in the next couple days so stick around!

May 15, 2003 - also..


oops, in my rush I accidently posted yesterday's content prematurely. I meant to explain exactly that gives with that picture I posted - if you haven't figured it out yet its a bit of an optical illusion - can you see the baby?

Also congrats to soul_d for finding a secret Irish pub - I know how hard this can be. Especially when you can only carry 8 bombs at a time, and those damn blue octorocks keep harassing you.


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