Oct 14, 2003 - October Update

Spitfire


Any day now I will start updating every day again, I'm sure. But for now - this is our monthly update! It's about quality, not quality right?? In either case I think that I'm probably screwed.

Canada.com showed an overwhelming majority of voters for Jim Pankew while the telephone poll (argueably more accurate) revealed Maddin in the lead (who had an 8% vote in the online poll). Either way Jim Pankew is sure stirring up a lot of attention - I noticed he had signs all the way down Preston, each in front of another sign of an opposition, then today somebody had smashed all of the signs EXCEPT Pankews. Also I've seen a few signs on people's lawns that boast "No thank-you, Jim Pankew". My opinion? It doesn't really matter how much of a radical he is - he's a powerless civic icon in front of a corrupt city council who alone decide the fate of the city. Personally, I think despite his downfalls, Maddin has done a good job.

But that's boring - onto the b00bs. First of all I was happy to receive in my mailbox this morning a picture of J-Lo's beautiful naked clam. Then I got to read about how poor old Tommy Chong got busted for trying to sell bongs on the internet! He's lucky he doesn't live in Manitoba!.

I don't know if its just me, but the content on Demoni.ca has been getting pretty hard to read lately. Hmph..

Ok seriously guys, this is THE BEST comic I have received in the past 2 months. What the hell is going on?!??!
LISTEN TO HER!!

Ok I think I'm done my rant - I keep thinking that I should change that damn webcam photo but I just love it so much. Also there is only so much that I can do in front of a camera which is chained to my desk. Hmmm. Well, only so much I can do that would keep people coming back to the site. I'm always open to suggestions though!

Sep 25, 2003 - Late September Update

Spitfire


As you can see, I am getting really original with my update titles lately!

Alright, I've got a whole crap-pile of content to unleash upon you crazy readers, so you'd better take your time to sort through it all. I tend to stock-pile all of that crap, and then by the time I want to post it, most of it is out of date. Oh well, I'd might as well get you started by seriously warping your mind with this link that Fredish sent me a couple weeks ago. I spent an hour trying to figure out all of the retarded little games that are part of that twisted pile of hoo-haw. For some reason I can just picture Razor doing the same...anyhow, take some time to really go nuts - a little bit of acid is encouraged.

Click to see a bigger ass!! You guys have to watch this awesome hockey commercial that got forwarded to me the other day. When you're done, check out this video of a cop who accidently fires her gun on camera.

If you like boobs (and I know you do), click here to learn your entire abcs using cup sizes!

I know I know, you guys were expecting something a little more hardcore. Ok - now for the content that you can't view at work. Check out this girl who can REALLY hold her booze, and here are some pictures that teach you not to stand in front of your window naked, even if you are watching a building burn down across the street. I don't know - that girl really looks like a hooker to me!

done yet? I haven't even started!

Here's another commercial, which is particularily funny because it involves somebody getting their nuts crunched.
And here's a picture I took using MY time camera, of Soul_D's future wedding. (I love the expression on their faces)

Comics? Have I forgotten about the comics? Honestly, I have had dozens of comic submissions over the entire summer, and even a few within the last couple weeks, and out of all of them, THIS was the best one.

Take a real close look at the picture on the right - those aren't real undies - its a picture printed on the skirt! 'Apparently' this was supposed to be a new hot Japanese fashion, which seems fitting. By the way - what ever happened to those butt-cleavage shirts that were supposed to be all-the-rage this year??

Hmmm....ok well thats all the content I feel like posting today - that takes a lot out of me!

Sounds like Dog Pound and myself will be joining Blue4130 and Fredish for the David Bowie concert in Calgary this January. Should be some good fun!

I'd love to see the Simon&Garfunkle reunion tour as well but the only Canadian stop is going to be Toronto (of course) - and the tickets are $190 a piece! I thought that was expensive enough, until I looked at the ticket prices for the MGM Grand in Vega - $1950US a piece!!! No wonder whenever you see boxing matches on TV at the MGM the first 5 rows are celebrities and rich oil sheiks!
fake bums!

Well - time to hit the sack I think. This update took me nearly an hour and a half, I'm beat! Maybe I'll update the webcam image while I'm at it. Anyone want to write their own update for rblords that doesn't include scat pornography? Send me one in Word format and I'll post it if its tame!

natch

Sep 09, 2003 - September Update

Spitfire


Well, looks like I'm back at the one-update-a-month game again, but at least this year I'm managing to swing it!

Not that I have much to say - the end of summer always seems to be such a mad dash to get everything done while enjoying every last drop of hot summer sun possible. I am guilty of this, and for that I am sorry. The other day someone had the gall to challenge me to make an update about myself - which baffled me, because I really don't think I'd make a good update subject, but lets give it a try.

Dawn's first day of school was monday. Dawn? Yes that would be my mystery girlfriend whom I never mention on this website because I don't like to make _SPACE_ jealous. She's taking Bio-Technology at SIAST, and so far she is enjoying it. One thing I didn't know about the program is that Bio-Tech and Vet-Tech are very closely tied together, so she has a lot of shared clases with the Vet students. In fact, for one of her labs she is going to have to desect a cat - which she isn't looking forward too. Anyhow - I am looking forward to visiting her so that I can brush up on my Street Fighter vs. Marvell skillz. Go Henry's!

My Monaco is for sale - somebody come and give me $200 for it, I'll even deliver it (except to Regina - nice try Shane). Runs great, its just ugly and loud. Sound like a good deal? email me. Yeah right, I know that link will only generate about 200 more spam emails in my account per day. (Yeah shut up Unit3, SpamASSasin is for homos).

Other than looking forward to the lake trip next weekend (Emerald Lake Sept. 19th, bring your friends) I've been doing a lot of fall prep-work. I re-tarred a section of my roof on the weekend that had been leaking during heavy rainfall (which I am now glad I did - after walking a block from my parking spot this morning I'd might as well have taken my pants straight out of the washing machine). Also, I've started throwing more insulation into my garage, and I've gotten started on the walls now. Who knows - if we have a long fall that garage might be fully insulated and polly'd by snowfall. In fact, it probably will - w00t! For now the trampoline still stands, so feel free to stop by and break your neck on it if you feel so inclined. But if you do, we'll push it over onto the neighbors lawn before we call the ambulance.

As for cars - I have Unit3's new 1978 Impala in my garage which I need to start working on. If I can get it running well there's a chance he might let me drive it for winter, and that would rock because there's nothing better than a RWD V8 car to drive in the winter, even if I'm not allowed to destroy it! I also found a replacement engine for that 1/4 tonne Dodge truck that I have sitting in my garage, all I have to do is drive 3 hours east to pick it up. Maybe Dallas will come with me and we can stop by Canora on the way back or something, plus maybe have dinner at that Chinese restaurant.

Happy super-belated birthday to Kujo (it was on the 1st). I can never forget his birthday because its on the same day as my dads, and my dad won't let me forget his!

I'm thinking we (Saskatoon gang) need to take a roadtrip soon, and I'm thinking that this roadtrip has to happen in Blue4130's Cadillac, and this roadtrip should be to Regina. And so proclaim: we shall locateth the Intowner, and lo we shall lodge therin, and eat not but burning hot pizza, and drink not but horrible scotch. I don't know why, but all the horrible things I hear about the intowner just makes me want to stay there more!

Hmmm - well for those of you who made it through this lengthy update, here's some real content for you: Read this article about a guy who lost his job over a fart, and then play this flash game to see if you can tell the difference between a programmer and a serial killer.

Here's a neat photo taken from space of the NY Blackout last week, and you have to check out this sweet holiday inn commercial featuring a supposed bouncer from Saskatoon on Jeoprody. Uhhh....well, thats enough content for now.....EXCEPT

Is there a boat??
Wooo! Look at the boat!!!

Aug 22, 2003 - End of August Update

Spitfire


I've been putting off this update for awhile because I was waiting for all of the pictures to roll in from the hot tub party. Well - most of them are in now, although not all of them are scanned. You can take a look at RedBandana's 109 pictures she took with her digital camera here. Also, Fredish emailed me some extra pictures of hers. I haven't gotten around to even devloping mine yet, but I'll add them to the same location as Freds as soon as they are done/scanned. Oh and I almost forgot, Dog Pound also sent in some pictures, so they are here too.

Cudos goes out to everyone who helped with the weekend!

Greg Prediger for the wicked-ass BBQ and firepit, everyone who brought food for the Thursday night BBQ, James McKay for supporting a strong and free Isreal, Dallas for spending a HOT afternoon putting together the 'burning man' for Saturday night, Crystal for buying pizza for everyone on Saturday night, Devin for making that sweet ass Yakaflutz (sp?), Vance/Steven/Brad for cooking burgers, Kevin my neighbor for spending all night with us and not calling the cops, Barb/Crystal/Vance/Fred/Steven/Connor for taking pictures, Golden Tiger for bringing the fireworks, YC for selling me his pool table, JayB for taking my foot to his nose during a serious trampoline 'war', Graeme for donating his 'bling-bling' to me, Linsie for showing everyone her boobs on Friday night, Tasha/Jodi for being good sports while my neighbor compared their boobs by feeling them on Friday night, Chris Heibert for almost killing himself setting off fireworks in his hands, Bart/Dawn for actually showing up, Mel and Ryan for actually showing up!

Ryan B for managing to ward off sickness for the weekend, Ellen for doing a GREAT impresonation of Rebecca "Oh look at me! I'm all wet and you can see through my shirt! I'd better take it off!", Rebecca and Bre for showing up and making the day for all of the single guys at the party, Ian G for all of the sweet Cobra Clutches, Steven for taking most of the Cobra Clutches, Ian P for breaking his record of throwing up at every party I've had that he's come to, Barb for breaking HER record of NEVER throwing up at any party she's come to of mine (that I know of), and Cayley...well, just for being Cayley. I think I've got most people covered there. Thanks to everyone who came out!

Friday night we had a record setting 40-some people at the party, with Saturday being the 'mellow' night with about 25 people. I think overall we got our money's worth out of the tub, and my lawn got its fair share of watering (with tub water...and beer...and blood). Good times, my friends!

And so comes the end of my hollidays - Cruise 'Weekend' is this weekend so maybe I'll see some of you out there checking out the sweet cars, I'll be bringing my camera!

Aug 05, 2003 - Jon D'lancie better friggin call me today

Spitfire


Just a quick hot tub related update today - the pool table is setup, I built stairs for the deck...everything is falling into place.

But the real reason for this update is that Soul_D has made the:

OFFICIAL TUB 2K3 VIDEO

Unlike the unofficial video on Demoni.ca - this one is less than a meg!

Aug 04, 2003 - Hot tubs are upon us

Spitfire


How nice to have a long weekend in August when you haven't been able to take any real hollidays in all of July!

This will be a relatively short update because I'm mostly just here to let everyone know about the details surrounding this years annual hot tub party, which is coming up THIS WEEKEND. Thats right - the 8th and 9th are the official dates, so make sure to at least show up for one of those (or both). It is of course BYO-everything, except for hot tub. I suppose you *could* bring your own hot tub if you wanted!

New features of this years hot tub party include:

  • Outdoor pool table
  • Grass (goodbye stinky mudpit)
  • Deck railing/benches so there's more room to sit down.
JayB has contacted me to warn me that he will be bringing no less than a dozen G10 biznitches - what can you say to that?? We're hoping Erin makes it down from Calgary for the party...unfortunately Kujo and mrp can't make it down this year.

Now - what I need all you you attendees to do is send me some music. We'll have the same setup going as last year (I'll just drag a PC into the garage) - so you'll have to send me all the music you want to hear. You can ftp it to:

ftp.rblords.com
Username: hot
Password: tub

Don't upload more than 3 gigs, because thats all I've got. That means you, soul_d. But especially you, mrp!.

I think that's it for now - except that soul_d is insisting on posting the Visitors Guide to Regina. He downloaded it form the SaskTourism page, but they have since removed it due to *truth.

Jul 22, 2003 - Steven is a homo

Spitfire


Weddings, weddings, weddings!

As you have no-doubt read on the other more-frequently-updated sites, our good friend Shannon is getting married this weekend. This is going to be a good relaxing time for me, because I get to be a 'simple' groomsman and follow Dog Pound around - without worry of having to make speeches and stuff like that. I will, however, have to smile all day for pictures which gets surprisingly tiring. Oh well, all will be good as long as Shannon doesn't pair me up with Nicole for the dance - I'll trust her better judgement here, because if she does she's getting a serious kick to the junk.

Emerald lake was a blast this past weekend (Memorial lake was FULL, so we fell back on Emerald and got the LAST site). Blue4130 met 15 odd new girls who were at the lake for a 'girls weekend out' who welcomed him into their site, and into their pants (The latter part may be a lie which I just fabricated to get him in trouble). They were all around 20-21 years old and spent the weekend walking around in bikinis which provided plenty of good eye candy even for me, who stayed in my own site two doors down. I got to meet a few of them when we took them water-tubing on saturday, and they seemed like pretty cool people (for Warmen girls, that is).

If you guys haven't read this already, you'd better have a look at how Metallica is now sueing over the use of the Chords E and F. When I first read this article I thought it was just a joke, until I noticed that there was even a statement issued on Metallica's official site. You'd better read this, Lars is freakin hillarious!

Someone sent me this article the other day. It's a good read, and I'm now very happy to know that I won't have to worry about cancer in the future - just a severe case of carpel tunnel syndrome.


There's a new comic today once again - congrats to soul_d for learning how to draw comics, and not just frame-after-frame pictures of girls - which are very nice, but hardly comics. I mean where's the plot? JayB, now there was a man who knew how to draw comics. I think it's about time the world is treated with the sequel to the Succumbee affair!

That's it for today - head on over to Photogeek.ca to see Blue4130's new Caddy!

I'd like to close by thanking Dog Pound for making his website totally unreadable from work, because of the new picture at the top of his page :P

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