Dec 01, 2003 - Catching Up


December is here at last, at that means its time to do my monthly update. Usually during winter I'm much more frequent about my updates, but I suppose I've managed to find enough other things to keep me busy with that I haven't really been bothered to put too much effort into the site. Nevertheless, with such great readers as yourselves - I can't avoid it forever!

I'd like to start off today by drawing your attention to the comic of the day submitted by none other that Shea Adonis himself. I'm hoping Shea will continue to send in comics of this awesome calliber in the future, so that I have something to replace the endless supply of Dick-Mouth comics submitted by soul_d on a regular basis.

Someone forwarded me this funny Australian beer commercial the other day and it made me laugh, so I'd better post it. I just think its hillarious when the guy opens the beer on his head and his friend smacks his back to knock the cap off - I really have to try that. And since we have beer covered, here's a great truck video that Shane sent to me last week...some of you have probably already seen it, but its worth another watch. And to finish off the content for the guys, here's a boob picture...go packers!

On the right you will see a very proud, happy man. You might think this is because he beat anorexia, or perhaps because he's finally managed to grow a full, hearty porn-stache - but the real reason is because he finally had the courage to grab a handful of his best friend's ass....and for that split second, my friend, this man was truley the king of the world.

Everyone should know that December is the month of birthdays....this month will be full of celebrations, starting tomorrow (Monday) when we will be getting together to celebrate Ian's special day. Next weekend a bunch of us will be making the trip down to Wascana to show the queen city what is means to celebrate G-Hump day. Once we get back, we will have a full 2 weeks to get ready for Dog Pound's annual drunk-fest birthday, leading into the next week when we celebrate the birthday of the biggest party animal of them all - Jesus. Also somewhere in there will be Fredish's birthday but I'm not sure when she wants to have it. Also happy birthday to Bruce, Brian and my brother Mat, That's all I can think of right now but that should do...

Hmmm, uhh.... hmmm.....well, can't think of much more to say.

Guess that means the update is over! Hoo-hah!

Nov 14, 2003 - Bootlegs Guitarz, McDonalds....


Just finished watching a 1 hour special on Britney Spears. Yes, I actually saw that it was coming on tonight and actually planned to watch it! What can I say? Britney rocks and any guy who denies this is obviously gay.

What else is half-year downloading spree has finally subsided. After collecting 85Gb of rare Pink Floyd bootlegs and video footage I have finally reached the point where I have pretty much all of the most interesting stuff. I never would have thought I'd find any interest in the bootleg market, but it really is quite interesting. First of all, it is obviously really neat to be able to hear a non-dubbed live performance of a show that happened before you were even born...but what really surprised me is how organized the bootleg industry is/was. These bootlegs were pressed on vinyl in factories and mass-produced...I have a few full-show bootlegs from around 1970 which are in full stereo and in better quality than more albums released at that time. Some of these recorders would sneak entire reel-to-reel systems into the stadiums piece-by-piece with a bunch of friends, and the buy an entire row of seats just so that they could place a mic on each end of the row and get a true stereo recording. Pretty interesting stuff!

I also find it really interesting that I have a few odd video bootlegs of shows in the 1977-1982 time period. I mean - do you remember how freakin' HUGE 'portable' video cameras were in the 80s?? Let alone the 70s...I don't know what they used (and the quality wasn't that great either) but I'd sure like to know how they snuck it in!

You Gonna Finish That? Anyhow, aside from Floyd, I am also a big fan of Mark Knoffler's guitar playing....the man most people would identify as the lead guitarist/singer of Dire Straits, who has since gone solo. I personally believe he is an incredibly under-rated guitarist. He plays without a pick, on a fender strat...which really gives him a unique sound. I really respect for any guitarist that can make their guitar 'sing', and he is one of those players. Who else would I put in this category? Dave Gilmour of course, Jimmy Hendrix, Steve Vai, probably B.B. King...and I've recently started listening to more of Richie Blackmore's work which I like.

Well enough about what I like - the main reason I wanted to update was to direct all you guys out there to this test which will prove whether you are a pedophile or not. Might as well give up now, you won't pass!

gah, I've been eating way too much McDonalds lately, stupid McDeals. They aren't a McDeal for your heart thats for damn sure. Now that Dog Pound has swore off hamburgers and prostitutes - I think maybe I should make a similar pledge. Maybe I will swear off McDonalds and going to work.

Oh well - soul_d also seems to think that I should quit my job tomorrow and work at the University computer labs. Sounds like a good plan!

Nov 10, 2003 - Just thought you should know how much Whitesnake rules...


My Name Is Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavid Coverdale!!!! My Name Is Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Busby!!!
Thought I would post these pictures of me from Halloween night, the one on the right is me before the rye took effect.

Nov 05, 2003 - November Update (Cold as Ice)


Okay, time for the November update...

An update or two back I mentioned our municipal election...well, thats all over with and now we are onto our Provincial election....and seeing as how my current winter beater (aka Unit3's car) only has AM radio, I am forced to either listen to endless political debates or the sound of the many children I am plowing over while trying to drive and clip my toe-nails at the same time. I think this could be an interesting election...the Sask party has a stronger backing this year than last election, but the NDP have strong roots especially in the older community. Either way it is going to be between these two parties....and I was going to post a link to a guy who was selling his vote on ebay, but it looks like its been pulled off. That's what I get for waiting so long between updates!

Dog Pound has been visiting me with increasing frequency ever since I hooked up my SNES and found my copy of the original Street Fighter II, so thats pretty cool...apart from the fact that he is using me for my SNES system. Anyhow, instead of explaining this whole situation to you, which is very emotional for me, DP drew a comic to better explain what I have been going through. Check it out.

For anyone who hasn't seen this already - you have to download this video of a bear bouncing off a trampoline. Watch it now, it's hillarious! When you're done, amuse yourself by looking through the contents of a woman's handbag. Soul_d sent me that one!

Even Fredish sent me in some more content - so check out this awesome flash video of the possible end of the world. I think James McKay, Soul_d and Dog Pound especially need to pay close attention to this. Especially because it involves a strong Israel....well, sort of..

For you tech-minded readers, read this article about an Australian arrest made over an internet scam. You know, those emails you get about a rich foreigner offering you millions if you just claim to be the heir to some dead guys inheritance?

Foreigner?!? Man, I'm feeling COLD AS ICE today! Boooooooooooo....

This update was kindof lame but its time to go to bed, so I promise another one soon. Check it out - I actually updated my webcam this time.. Check back soon! In the maentime check out this girl drinking so much beer she pees herself. Yeah, now that's good entertainment...

Oct 22, 2003 - More Trailer Park Boys Pics...


Me and Jules Hellsh0k and Bubbles here are the money shots from that evening with the Trailer Park Boys. Looks like I cut the second photo kind of goofy - and they aren't the best quality scans either but you get the idea!

Oct 16, 2003 - Trailer Park Boys


Whoops - I was wrong, the civic election isn't until the 22nd. Yesterday was the "Advance Poll" voting, so you COULD vote early if you want to.

I got my pictures back from last week at Ryly's with THE TRAILER PARK BOYS! Only a couple of them turned out good because it was so dark in there, but this guy got quite a few good shots, including some from inside the VIP lounge where they were having drinks after the show. If you look closely in one of the pictures of Julian you can see James MacKay behind him :)

Here is an excellent shot of how incredibly over-packed the bar was. In the picture people were chanting "Trailer Park Boys! Trailer Park Boys!" as Butterfinger were trying to play their set. I don't think the band was too happy about actually being boo'd at everytime they said they had another song to play.

Anyhow, I'll post the pictures I have hopefully tonight or tomorrow - whenever I find somebody with a scanner or remember to bring the to work.

Oct 14, 2003 - October Update


Any day now I will start updating every day again, I'm sure. But for now - this is our monthly update! It's about quality, not quality right?? In either case I think that I'm probably screwed. showed an overwhelming majority of voters for Jim Pankew while the telephone poll (argueably more accurate) revealed Maddin in the lead (who had an 8% vote in the online poll). Either way Jim Pankew is sure stirring up a lot of attention - I noticed he had signs all the way down Preston, each in front of another sign of an opposition, then today somebody had smashed all of the signs EXCEPT Pankews. Also I've seen a few signs on people's lawns that boast "No thank-you, Jim Pankew". My opinion? It doesn't really matter how much of a radical he is - he's a powerless civic icon in front of a corrupt city council who alone decide the fate of the city. Personally, I think despite his downfalls, Maddin has done a good job.

But that's boring - onto the b00bs. First of all I was happy to receive in my mailbox this morning a picture of J-Lo's beautiful naked clam. Then I got to read about how poor old Tommy Chong got busted for trying to sell bongs on the internet! He's lucky he doesn't live in Manitoba!.

I don't know if its just me, but the content on has been getting pretty hard to read lately. Hmph..

Ok seriously guys, this is THE BEST comic I have received in the past 2 months. What the hell is going on?!??!

Ok I think I'm done my rant - I keep thinking that I should change that damn webcam photo but I just love it so much. Also there is only so much that I can do in front of a camera which is chained to my desk. Hmmm. Well, only so much I can do that would keep people coming back to the site. I'm always open to suggestions though!


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