|May 31, 2000|
Well, its been a long month (for me anyway) but it's finally over. Went to
see Mission Impossible II tonight, it wasn't bad but it could have been
much more original.
It seems JayB has an opinion of
my recent attacks towards him. If he had any communication with Larmal then he may have noticed
him posting this in my message
Spitfire you asshole! Our site isn't even
loading today.... you fucker..... floodping me will you? you fucking
cunt... I'm gonna kick yer ass right before I fuck
Of course, I too suspected that nothing would come out of the attack but
supposedly it did so hey, nice surprise. As for the emails, they were
going to email@example.com, which I just remembered is no longer
active because with your awesome webspace provider you can only have one,
lame email account.
Also, I was promised a quick and sweet revenge, however you keep me
waiting. My friends, this war is growing stale. If revenge is a dish best
served cold, there would be no finer time than now. Freakin' -5C out there
I am sorry for the lame update but I have a job interview tomorrow and I
need time to get ready so see all you idiots tomorrow. Watch out for
tomorrow's update, its going to be a good one. That is, if my site is able
to sustain the inevitable wrath of the l33t haX0rs at EJ.
|May 30, 2000|
Hmmmm...now this whole EJ<->Rappablords war is getting interesting. To
tell you the truth, this whole thing started out as a little joke between
sites to help gain a few more hits but I'm afraid it has become much more
than that. You see, even though I have been trying to defend Larmal lately, he has turned
against me. I think it is about time that everybody out there take a good
look at who is a really good friend of theirs and who would stab them in
the back the first chance they got.
Current word is that they are going to do something 'aweful' to my site
tomorrow, I just can't wait. Why? Because I happen to know that I am twice
the l33t HaX0r JayB ever will
be, and will get him back twice as worse even if it means sacrificing the
Oh, and seems as though Rappablords has aquired a new enemy, Skinny
pElvis. I don't know whats funnier, the fact that some gay little excuse
of an internet script kiddie managed to wrestle the mouse away from his
slut of a mother for just long enough to post a complaint about my site,
or the fact that in an estatic rage of incoherent self-ratification and
pro-countenance, this weasle of a character managed to concoct some
pitiful 'nickname' which does nothing more than represent the obvious
incompetence and embarrasing proportions of his own penis.
Either way, I am happy to announce that now everytime the hatemail
button is pushed (now moved
onto the sidebar), Jay B will be sent one email and Skinny pElvis will be sent
3. Also, both Jay and Skinny pElvis will be signed up for free
online subscriptions to YM.|
I just got this email from Unit3:
--- extremejerks.com ping statistics
57255 packets transmitted, 53499 packets received, +1634 duplicates,
6% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max = 62.6/98.8/566.3 ms
Good work everybody, keep up the attack and don't stop until they quit
being so grumpy about it.
Anyhow, enough about the war already, thats getting old. How about some
more pleasant material such as a guy
getting sprayed with water or everybody's favorite: guy gets baseball bat in the
Don't forget to post your comments in the new discussion
|May 29, 2000|
Boo hoo, looks like Rappablords may just have to shut down because Jay B is going to rat
me out to the @home network. Little does he know, I actually have a
contract with @home, who gets 50% of all profits made by this
And perhaps I was being a bit rash by poking fun at the loading speed of
but you'd think that a corporate webhosting service would be able to
supply adequate bandwidth...especially more than my wimpy little P200 on a
cable line can...but then again I don't get near as many hits as they
do. Also, as days go by I feel more and more sorry for that poor Larmal fellow, who is the
true heart behind EJ and always has
been. A dark shadow past over the EJ site the day that
he allowed JayB to do
updates. tsk tsk.
I would like to take a moment to dedicate today's update to my personal
hero, Larmal, a man of
dreams, a man of mystery, and most of all the man behind everything that
EJ once stood for. It is
truely sad that their site had to sellout as it did, but I hope
that we could all remember the site it once was, when it was all
about rock and roll. Is there something you can do you ask? Why
yes, there is!
Today is EJ Denial of Service
Many people do not know how easy it is to annoy other sites and sometimes
even take them down. Today I encourage everyone to help bring down EJ. How? It's easy!
If you are using linux (preferred) or some derivative of a Unix-style
operating system, and you have access to the 'root' account, simply type
the following line:
ping -f extremejerks.com
For best results, this command should be left executing for at least 24
hours. If you are using a windows machine, this gets a little bit more
difficult. Windows does not come with built in functionality to floodping
other people, but you CAN still ping them. As of right now
(3:00AM May 29th) I am beginning my floodping.
If you are too lazy to participate in this war, the least you can do is
press the following button which will send JayB hatemail...
Please feel free to press this button as many times as you feel
|May 28, 2000|
Alright, another weekend update. Why? Because I can. I'm graduated and I
have nothing better to do at the moment than pay attention to the
site. Hopefully I can get a few more toys up here, like a discussion
board, and maybe a voting topic or something lame like that.
JayB is getting
particularily nasty in this Rappablords <-> EJ war. At least I have Dog Pound and
Blue4130 on my side, but they
have the giant black cat on their side. This could be an interesting
war. In fact, today I have decided to post an interview I did with
Jay B just a couple days ago.
*** NEW DISCUSSION BOARD
Thats right, I've finally implemented an online discussion
rappablords. Feel free to post meaningless rants, accusations and general
comments here. I especially welcome any comments about the current war
Jerks. I encourage anyone and everyone to add at least one
message to the board, just because I am curious as to who exactly
reads this page.
Don't forget to keep checking back to the site, as it is going through
some major renovations currently (now that I have time). Expect an updated
archives section, comic
section and other goodies as well. Perhaps even a new layout if I get
|May 25, 2000|
As many of you may know, I was once a good friend of both JayB AND Larmal. In fact, we
went to school together, had a little fun, and hey we even killed a 1st
year student together and sacrificed his remains to the instructors. You'd
think something like that would keep friends together forever, but some
things are inevitable.
What happened? Well, I've never really had anything against Larmal, except for the fact that
he slept with my girlfriend, which made me mad for a second until I
realized that this meant that he probably wasn't gay, but I still call him
gay anyways. JayB however,
now there is a troublemaker. He sits there surfing the internet all day,
ranting about how EJ is the best
site around even though it takes 1/2 hour to load the page and the php
never works and he doesn't even have a real email account anymore and the
DNS is not updating and the new layout isn't up yet and his family isn't
coming to grad and Larmal is
sick again, etc, etc. It just gets so sickening. Everyone knows
Rappablords is better than Extreme Jerks
anyhow. Well, everybody that matters...
But enough of that, I have a final to study for and a graduation to plan
and that takes time! Meanwhile, entertain yourself with this video
of how not to kayak, or the latest terrible joke.
|May 24, 2000|
Ahhhhh so Extreme
Jerks has tried to outdue me with a softcore pr0n day of their
own!! Hehehe, well we'll see what I can do about that. And
besides, at least my bandwidth is decent enough for someone to
load my page without having to drink two cups of coffee in the
Damnit I was going to explain just how much school sucks right now because
of exams, project, and grad stuff but I realized that Jay has already complained about that
today. Even so, its pretty terrible and the worst part is that I don't yet
have a job. I think its because people don't like me. I mean even Landon
got a letter back from one of the places he applied to (and I applied as
well). It may have something to do with the fact that I am black, too. I
mean come on, give a nigga' a break.
Also, I have been receiving more and
more complaints lately about the content of my site. On one side I have YC complaining that my site is
"gross, repelling and unacceptaba', and on the other side I have everyone
else demanding that I turn into some sort of hardcore pr0n site. You want
to know why I don't show hardcore pr0n? Because family oriented
responsible individuals like YC read this site daily and
are offended by such material! Rappablords is about clean, healthy family
fun. That is all.|
Dirty Family Fun
Some of you readers may remember the previous
version of this site, and may also remember the "CST Instructor
Cards" which got me in a lot of trouble. At the time we had promised to
publish the "CST Student Cards" as well but until now it was not
completed. Thanks to a lot of work by __SPACE__, we now have them up in very
rough layout. You can find them on her webpage.
Take a look at this fine clip
from one of the stupid marketting videos that we were forced to watch in
class. Its almost as good as this
I'm pretty impressed at how well my server is doing considering it finds
more and more errors on the hard drive every 10 seconds. Good ol'
There is also a new comic
|May 19, 2000|
Today is the day, I'll see ya'll out at Pike Lake hopefully! If your
coming out but you don't know where to look don't forget to phone
241-5440...there will be a recorded message there describing where we are
plus any details (like if we've been kicked out yet or not)
Pound. This will be his last article
on this subject. Why? Because the content is getting more and more
iffy and Dog
Pound just keeps getting worse as well. So basically I encourage these
two to write some new articles!!! No more fat chicks, scat pr0n, retard
Ever wanted to know where YC lives? Here's a map to his town of Marcelin. ROCK
Blue4130 sent me an email
today, it seems he's mad that I accused him of not researching the
information in his article:
You want to know what kind of research i
did for my article....well i banged
20 chicks out side of the Bez and only 3 said "OH GOD!!!" the rest said
"You're MY Daddy"
There is a new Terrible Joke today and it
is really truely terrible, thats for sure.
what IS she trying to do..."
Since today is departure day I suppose I should remind everyone that the
Pike Lake informational hotline phone number is 241-5440. The phone
probably won't be on, but there will be a message regarding our location
and any other important details. Looks like the weather is gonna kick ass
too :). I don't have a comic up yet today but that is because Unit3 promised me one so I'm
waiting on it.
SEE YOU ALL AT THE
If all goes as planned, I will return with photos and videos so that those
who were unable to attend can still witness the greatness that IS PIKE
Also, I would like to mention that Extreme Jerks has
finally mentioned me in an update. About freakin' time considering 90% of
their hits come from this freakin' site. Sheeesh. Now if they wren't such
fags their site might be alright.
|May 18, 2000|
Today was an especially long day at school. Perhaps thats just because its
almost at an end...I should just take Jay's attitude and just not show up
Had enough of the whole religion issue yet? First you heard it from YC, then you heard it from Blue4130. Now I present to you probably
the most intelligent article this site has ever had, and will ever
have. Prepared for you last night by Soul
Devourer, our newest article: An Open
Letter to the Unfaithful. This site is slowing turning into a
religious discussion board.
I'm still planning on creating a discussion board for rappablords, but
until then you'll just have to occupy yourself with something
else. YC complained
yesterday about the 'advertisement' i put up for Busch with the guy puking
all over the place. He said it was too harsh.
AND DOG POUND
WONDERS WHY I WON'T POST PICTURES OF SCAT
soul_d has asked me to display the
following regarding the Pike Lake trip, so listen up!
Pike Lake Information Hotline.
Phone for recorded messages regarding updates and site locations
Hot line goes live at 4PM CST
FORD CAR - 50 BUCKS
Thats it for today...tomorrow Audiophile is moving
here. Wahoo! He has requested that I tell everyone that his email is
officially changing to firstname.lastname@example.org. I can't
believe that name wasn't already taken...sure beats my old
|May 17, 2000|
I knew I was off to a good start yesterday when I realized at about 3:00PM
that I had forgotten to show up for court at 8:00AM...
Boy do we have a fun-filled update today!! First of all Blue4130 has finally submitted his newest article. I'm not sure exactly
what kind of 'research' he claimed he was doing. Anyhow its a bit of a
poke at YC's article from way
Audiophile sent me an urgent message
about the Pike Lake trip. I don't want to paraphrase it so here it
A busload of Taiwaneese tourists stopped in front of my place and they
can't get the bus started so they're staying at my place. They would like
to know if they can come with me to Pike Lake. I will now hand the
keyboard to Wing-Nup Chan. "Hi we's go flying bus to Sakaston with bitch
tit tour guide for time. Cook we can Taiwaneese food for all the troops.
I am job." There you go, it's your decision, you're the co-ordinator....
TAIWANEESE FOOD FOR ALL!
The answer is yes, we can always use more Taiwaneese food. Bring all of
Pound would like to send out a message to his missed friend and
musical partner, Ritz, who is currently in Australia. Here is his message.
Need protection? Hire APA Protection
(Make sure to have sound on)
Anyhow, for videos today Razor has
submitted The Platrix - basically
"The Matrix" but with South Park characters. Its actually pretty damn
good. If you don't like it then you can go to hell.
I'm currently working on setting up a rappablords discussion/message
board. I think this would be the best solution for Audiophile and Dog Pound's
arguements. This will also provide a chance for the readers to express
their opinions. Hehehehehe....
DOG POUND HAS OFFICIALLY DEEMED ME A
CHICK HOGGING, FUDGEPACKING GAYFAGGER
Does everybody remember that old Dr. Seus cartoon "The Grinch"? Well, Jim
Carrey is starring in a new movie based on the cartoon. Check out the trailer
Busch - The
drink of Champions
Well...thats about it for today. Don't forget that this week is PIKE LAKE COMIC STRIP week. This comic strip
series will predict the events of the upcoming Pike Lake trip. Oh and by
the way, so far the weather forcasts have been favorable so all we can do
is keep our fingers crossed. The
Saint has agreed to supply women to please Dog Pound's
|May 16, 2000|
I've decided to put Dog Pound's
up afterall, minus the obscene picture he included with it. Out of all
people who submit to this site (there aren't many), Dog Pound is the only
one that can go above and beyond my restrictions and produce something so
horrible I can't even link to it. Well, I guess you will just have to use
Can't have a week without having a video of somebody getting hurt. Let's
start with a good Frying pan across the
head. Nothing quite beats that...well maybe a James Bond style parking job
I just caught word from soul_d and
he would like me to publish one of his musical masterpieces, La Grace de Dieu. He sent this song
to me and when I asked him what relevance it had to rappablords he
"If you don't put this mp3 up, I expect
three chinese in a rickshaw singing "Funky Town" being pushed by Ben
Stein, who just happens to be wearing only a
...well I couldn't find just such a video for him so I guess its going
up. You can call it a Rappablords
There is also a new comic up today. This
will be the first of a series of comics predicting the outcome of the May
|May 15, 2000|
Well well well, it's Monday AGAIN and I have another stupid quiz to
write. I don't really have much to say today. Dog Pound sent
in an article for me to post but the content is a little harsh for this
family oriented site so....I'm gonna wait on that.
Saul Bahir has taken over control of
Server. Apparently it was too much for soul_d to keep up with between that
and the U.S.M.C.
You guys had enough of the Waaaazzzzup video parodies? I've got another
one for ya! Actually, this has to be one of the better ones...check it out.
SOMEBODY DONATE A HARD DRIVE
I just found out that this site doesn't seem to load in Netscape...at
all...not even in 4.7....stupid Netscape...solution? Get IE Thats
all I can do...
|May 14, 2000|
Another weekend update, this is nuts! Still waiting for Blue4130 to send in his damn
article. Enough research already!
In other news, ExtremeJerks is
finally working 100% so its safe to check it out now, even though it sux. Jay wants people to start
sending in pictures with people displaying the words "EJ SUX",
hopefully on their nude body parts. This should prove
interesting...remember, its YOUR job to participate. Don't hold
the hell am I writing this? It's Sunday,
I'm supposed to be doing stuff. This was the most useless update I've ever
|May 13, 2000|
I never update on the weekend but here I go anyways, its 3:00 in the
freakin' morning and I don't feel like going to bed quite yet.
I have to wonder how many people actually read the content on this site, I
mean my webcounter shows 3500 hits as I am writing this but I'm sure a
great deal of those are me. I also think this site needs another
re-design. Its looking pretty stale compared to all those other exciting
sites such as ExtremeJerks.com
and The SDB
Server. But then again I'm l33t and every single update is done
manually, by me, using a text editor (pico), none of that pansy Dreamweaver
crap like YC uses for
As a funny note, I was trying to get to YC's webpage the other day
and I accidently typed in ycworld.com
which is some kind of Japanese pr0n site or something. Kinda like typing
in Amazon.org instead
Anyhow, so I was out with Dog Pound and
soul_d tonight and we were cruisin'
on down 8th street when some guy in a decked out honda civic appears in my
rear view mirror and he's zooming up beside me ready to cut me
off. Naturally, I hit the gas. Noticing he was going about 90-100km/hr I
figured he wouldn't have the time to stop and probably just cream into me
(or the car to the front-right of me) which would have been cool. But
somehow he managed to squeeze through and get in front of me which really
pissed me off. Luckily we saw the guy again later on and witnessed him
cutting someone else off REALLY bad. To make a long story short, we ended
up at a 7-11 and soul_d gave some
cop the guys plate number. You'd think that would be satisfactory enough
Pound REALLY wanted to splash the last 2 litres of my gigantic super
doctor pepper drink all over the guys car so we found where he lived and
did so. So in the end I feel much younger again...
Enuf of the chit chat, Audiophile has
submitted another article in the
ongoing war against Dog Pound. Be
warned there are disturbing pictures used in this article.
Quote of the day: "I don't think there's anything more entertaining than
a crazy mexican" -- Me
|May 11, 2000|
I received an email from Blue4130 yesterday informing me
that he is hard at work on an article for the site but it isn't quite done
yet. Fair enough, however he did manage to prepare a short blurb for me to put up. He also
said that he would be sending me a picture to put somewhere within this
blurb but I never recieved it, so if he does get around to sending that
pic in I'll post it.
As promised, today is softcore pr0n day, behold! :
Here's a video from Blue4130
which reminds us why you should never
stand behind a horse, well...at least not while trying to brand its
seemed very disturbed that the videos he sent me the other day were not up
on the site. Well, amongst all of the constant articles, videos and mp3s
submitted daily I barely get the chance to look at them so I am sorry I
missed these! Anyhow these videos are clips of the Big Show imitating good
ol' Hulk Hogan. There are two videos, #1
I had this great idea for about 30 seconds of dumping all my videos in a
thinking it would be faster, but it seems that they have taken certain
precautions to directly prevent that from happening. Stupid free
For some good reading today, I suggest you check out the Jerky
Clay Interview on Extreme Jerks, its
|May 10, 2000|
OOPS - Server was down today for most of the day because of a hard
failure. Damnit, I need a new HD, anyone got a 500meg - 1gig HD floating
around I could use??
Alright so I lied, today isn't going to be softcore pr0n day. But what I
have for you is ten times better!! Well maybe not, we'll see...
A new model has been picked for the character of Lara Croft in the
upcoming Tomb Raider sequels: Lucy
Clarkson. Born July 6, 1983 (thats
right, that makes her 16), she's 5'11, 140lbs and a 32DD. Ouch|
Anyhow her dad was apparently a tomb raider fan and was the one who
actually suggested that she apply.
Well everybody, the May long weekend is coming up and you know what that
means? Probably not. Well, anyway for the past 5 years I have been going
out to Pike Lake every May long weekend to party hard and freeze my ass
off at night. I'm looking forward to this year as well, and to celebrate I
have written my first article for this site: Rubber Tire Concern: The Game, The Myth, The
For the link of the day: Ever wondered how to enlarge your breasts
naturally by up to 20%? Well now its possible by some means of
extracting estrogen from dead cows then freezing it and injecting it into
your veins or something. Just read the site.
On a happier note, I receieved an Ass-Gram
this morning from an individual by the name of Saul Bahir bearing some political
message about YC
As a side note for the day, don't forget to email Larmal of ExtremeJerks and
remind him that his site only loads properly 1 out of every 24
|May 08, 2000|
Just a quick update before I go to bed...got some links for ya from the
gracious mrp and Unit3 (who hasn't submitted many
jokes lately!). Are
you tired of all those terrible Wazzzup videos yet? Well, here's yet another
spoof, this time with Microsoft.
Ever wanted to be able to just burn a
whole bunch of mp3s onto a cd and play it in your car cd player? Well, now
you can. AIWA
charges about $350US for this beast which is a little steep but
|Finally got around to
clipping those videos of Dog Pound
beating on Unit3! Check them out,
but I warn you, I didn't have the time to convert them to mpg so they are
in avi format which means 5 megs each :). I must say though, this takes Extreme Backyard
Wrestling hands down! I think I promised these videos some time
back in March
If you'd much rather look at a smaller, more educational videos, check out
these clips which teach you where NOT to put your head. Here and here. Whoa, thats a lot of videos
for one day, I'm gonna pay for that in bandwidth...
Well thats it for today. All I can say is Audiophile is gonna be moving down here
on the 18th and I think I am going to be forcing him to take care of the
site, so there may actually been some half-decent content.
|May 05, 2000|
Boy do I have some treats for you today!! First off, after bugging Audiophile for weeks, he's finally
decided to write an article
about how much better he is than all of you. About
Secondly, for all you who enjoyed the flash
video of Mr. T
killing TuPac, the prequel
finally been released, telling the tale of what exactly happened
that night before the Cheetos were stolen. Thankx to Jay for the K-Rad link
Our link of the day today is to an awesome article on the topic of urinals
and the untold story behind them (well, kinda). It was written by one of
the many talented authors at BrainFiber.com
Mel must have seen that I had linked to her page because I see she has done a
bunch of work to it. Looks good! And I'll try and figure out the problem
with my damn modem quickly, thank you. In fact I believe that it
is fixed now.
As a last minute entry, Dog Pound has
sent me an article in response to the
one Audiophile wrote today....sorta. I
warn you don't read this if you are easily offended because DP doesn't
Jerks is back up and running? If you're wondering why the the site
looks different, its because they sold out. I
would also like to point out that Rappablords has always been
about selling out, so its not like this is a new idea.
|May 04, 2000|
Got some more videos for ya from a secret source which razor revealed to me. Today we have yet another wazzzzzup ripoff and a
very interesting milk
Hmmm...things seem to be really dry around here lately, no new comics or terrible
jokes or anything. I would think that by putting up a search engine
would easily double the number of hits my page gets but for some odd
reason it didn't, and now I'm really choked because I spent a lot of hard
work putting that together!
Lets see...Mel has added a new game to her
page called MelYahtzee...its quite addictive, you should try
For all you Extreme
Jerks fans out there, don't worry about the site it IS coming back
eventually. And believe me, Larmal is just as pissed off as
Blue4130 sent me an email today
saying he's preparing another hot article, but he has to do some research
first. Thats kinda scaring me.|
On the right is one of my favorite pictures of Blue4130 which really shows a lot
about his lifestyle. You never know where you are going to bump into him
next...McDonalds, City Hall, inside a support beam for the Diefenbaker
On another note, Audiophile is going
to be moving to Saskatoon and that kicks ass because we're gonna take him
out to Pike Lake on the May long weekend and we're gonna get him hurt
really bad. No wait, that was Dog
Pound...well whatever there's gonna be carnage anyway. Especially
since YC is
|May 03, 2000|
Just a quick update before I go to bed, not a lot to say really.
A quick check today revealed that the entire site has reached about
112megs which is pretty big considering only about 80 megs of that is
downloads. At this rate I'm gonna fill up my damn
drive before summer :). Any donations??
zdnet released an
the other day which got some people stirring. The topic was the
ineffectiveness of open-source projects and why they do not work, basing
his proof on Mozilla. Needless
to say the author is getting his share of response
to the article!
Looks like Larmal is
having some trouble with his site. He is going
to have to rename
all of his php files to .php3 instead of .php, which is going to be a big
job. Good thing DreamWeaver
take care of all the links for him. Good look Larmal!
Alllrighty, well I guess we are needing some content here. It may not be
original, but here's a video of a guy
jumping from a rooftop into a pine tree. Ouch, that looks like it
Remember I'm always on the lookout for more content to rip-off, so if
anyone has anything that is Rappablords material (or as soul_d calls it "Rappa-boro-lords"),
then send it in! I
need pictures, videos, songs and articles!
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