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 | Jul 31, 2000 | Spitfire  | 
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Wow, for some reason it seems like a hell of a long time ago that I
did the last update, I guess this just seemed like a long weekend to
me. Must be the new car.
Speaking of my new car, I took it out for a cruise Friday night and
raced a couple Mustang 5 litres, a new Dodge truck, a GTO, an '83
Camaro, a new Honda
Accord :) and a funky early 80's Oldsmobile. I beat them all except
for the funky oldsmobile who pulled away and promptly bottomed out the
entire underside of his car, the sparks were quite magnificent
:). That Olds had some hopped up big block in it...
Dog Pound has sent me some links for today's update. The first link is
the
webpage of a die-hard super mario fan (my old webpage), and the
second is a link to the
anti-napster Metallica Forum. Seeing as how everyone is so mad at
Metallica right now, it might be a good idea to check
out their side of the story.
Dog Pound sent me more but I will save it for another day.
Microsoft Publishes Windows 2000 Bug
List!!
"Microsoft today published the full bug list for its Windows 2000
operating system. For the first time ever, all known and reported bugs
are to be made available to the public. Mr. Hyan-Lee of Japan
(photographed above) made the mistake of printing the whole
list..." |  |
Wow, what a fitting link mrp just
emailed me. Let this
be the new official anthem for my car! :)
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| Jul 28, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Yay! It's Razor day on rblords! What does that mean? Well, Razor send
me a whole bunch of content the other day (he's setting a good example
:) ). He sent me SO much content, that I am going to have to make an
entire update about it.
Vs.
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Everyone probably knows about the whole Napster Vs. Metalicca legal
war. Well, to make a long story short Friday (today) will be the last
day for Napster. Make sure
to grab all your mp3s today! You can read more
about this on Napster's
Site or on
CNN's website. |
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Remember that old campchaos video
about Metallica and Napster? Well, there's a new one (an old on
actually, I just didn't know about it until Razor told me about
it). Click on the picture on the right to watch the video. |  |
Razor has two Audio picks for the day. The first is Burn in Hell by Twisted
Sister. But since, according to Razor, "most of the pansy-asses that
read this site are too preppy or too young to have ever heard Burn in Hell", the second choice
is We're not Going to
Take it. Either way it's Twisted Sister, so eat up! Bitch!
A personal favorite of Razor's, originally discovered by mrp of pwrsrc.net: Tux the Penguin
in ASCII Art!
Oh, and for all those who care, I picked up my car today and all I can
say is Damn. That thing's too fast for me :).
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| Jul 27, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Damnit, I forgot to post the update last night! I totally did a lame
one up and then forgot to post it. Oh well, now you just have even
more to read.
It just occured to me by looking over Hellsh0k's
Webpage that this page is really damn plain and ugly. At least it
is easy to navigate (kinda). Still, I sometimes I wish that I didn't
lack the creativity, time and patience to create a nice looking
site. I guess I'm also not a fag.
Well, looks like Heather from the Discussion Board
is a real person after all, and is reading our page all the way from
Mississippi! You know what that means? It means I have a fanbase
greater than 10km, that that really makes me happy. I also got a
scarey letter today from the tech support people of the exhibition
grounds here in Saskatoon. I'd rather not talk about it...
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If all goes well, by tomorrow's update I should be a proud owner of
this 1988 Toyota Supra Turbo. I'm going to be blowing all my money
(plus some that isn't mine) to drive a sporty little car, but I think
it will make me happy. Someone kindly pointed out to me the other day
how difficult sex in the back seat of a supra would be, and for that
reason I am going to have to keep the '65 Bel-Air
around for awhile yet :). Actually, the Supra is just meant for a
daily driver so that I can get some work done on my
Bel-Air finally... |
Well, Doctor Razor finally got on
my back about not having his banner up on my menu bar, so up it
goes. Is it just me or has his page been relativily static
lately? Although he gets a hell of a lot of hits so I'm going to shut
up now :). In the mean time I have taken down the SDB Server banner
until Saul gets his ass in
gear and updates it.
Razor forwarded me this link
today urging me to purchase 100,000 feet of Ethernet cable with my
newfound job-cash. If only I had $25'003.75. Thats a hell of a lot of
cable!
The official video of the day is Happy Happy Joy Joy by Ren
and Stimpy. This video is 25megs and you probably don't want to
download it but it's there if ya want it :)...
Watch for tomorrow...our first "Official Razor day".
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| Jul 26, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Oh geez, not much time for an update tonight, sorry guys.
I have a video link from Dog Pound today which is quite interesting. An
IBM-Linux commercial. All you geeks out there should take a
look.
soul_d has been doing major
damage to my computers lately, every time that he visits my place. I
think I am going to have to do something to teach his FAG ASS a
lesson.
Today for the first time in my new job I had to call in sick because of
some freakin' virus that soul_d
passed on to me. I got up this morning and my head was pounding so hard
I was like "Fuck this, I need to go back to bed". So I called in and
went back to bed for a few hours, and I'm glad I did. Work has been
unusually slack lately, and I don't like that one bit. I actually
cleaned up my office the other day because I was so bored. This is not
a good sign...I forsee that there is going to be a huge rush of
business soon.
On a side note, I'm beginning to worry that Unit3 isn't going to be bringing me
an arcade machine because he doesn't want to drag his ass over to the
arcade story. This saddens me deeply, but I could probably also use the
money back as well. What am I saying? If he doesn't buy me an arcade
he'll probably buy me a big $240 bag of sugar or something.
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| Jul 24, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Razor (my cyberbuddy) sent me a link
the other day to a site where you can calculate how much money you
should be making (for computer-related jobs). Apparently my salary
should be $113,408/year and I think that is american. That kinda blows
my mind as I would like to see now what mrp would score on this
test.
I have caught word that Unit3
has been calling me a FAG ASS quite a bit lately. I don't know where
this came from but it angers me because I am neither a fag nor an
ass. All this plus the fact that I gave him $240 has got me a little
worried. I hope he buys me my arcade game soon, I'm going through
withdrawl...
I caught this picture off of pwrsrc and like mrp, I almost fell over
laughing. There's nothing like the corny ending sequence's of old NES
games, especially this clip from Bad Dudes.
I managed to come across a
review of Bad Dudes which tells just how great a game it really
was. Here's a teaser:
"Ugh and double ugh! Data East is a company who had a great string of
arcade games that translated into terrible NES games. Bad Dudes may be
the worst yet! In it, you are commisioned by the FBI or some federal
agency to rescue the president. Yup, you and your doppleganger bad dude
brother are out to save the president, who incidently rewards freeing
the leader of the most powerful country of the free world with a
hamburger."
It is now the 24th and there has been no softcore pr0n day for the
month. Why? Perhaps because I am a lazy ass, or perhaps because I have
developed solid morals which told me it was wrong. You pick. Anyway if
you have anything worth putting up, just email me.
Slow Server?
Unit3 has complained about the
speed of my server, saying something along the lines of it being a
direct result of my FAG ASS. I then decided to load up his page and it
wouldn't even load. WHO'S GOT THE FAG ASS NOW, FAG ASS???". Oh, and
please give me my arcade game.
If anyone is having problems loading my page (over highspeed), let me know. Near the end of the
month it starts getting slower because there is so much to load on the
page. Perhaps I should start dividing the months into smaller sections,
but that would take a little more work in terms of managing the
archives (considering this entire site is done manually). Maybe I will
just have to come up with a nifty php dynamic script like Unit3. FAG ASS!
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| Jul 22, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Oh great, now Unit3 is planning on
heading to Tjuana with that money that I mistakingly gave him. Actually, I
really don't care provided he brings me back an arcade game. And
considering how cheap things are in Mexico, he may just be able to pull
that off :). Anyhow, mr-t.pwrsrc.net has a new fancy
news engine and he seems to be updating often so go check it out.
What do you get when you slap a 2000 Corvette 350 engine on a
motorcycle? A 2000 Boss Hoss. Check out the fan on that
thing! It's too bad the tourque from the engine alone would have you on
your side on the ground the first time you revved it up. Hell, I once
flipped my car
that way :)
EJ is DEAD!
Thats right...Larmal has
finally gone the way of Jay
B and has lost interest in his site. Oh well, we all knew that in
the end rblords would prevail! Hehehe just kidding Larmal, yer all right
:) Anyway, the site should be returning sometime next month
with a new gimmick. I also caught word that Jay B has finally found
himself a job as a pimp. Right on!
Anyhow, I kinda forgot what day it is so thats why we ended up with a
Saturday update. I have to go to bed now so I can get up and run to my
bank appointment tomorrow. If I feel like it I think I might buy a car
tomorrow :)
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| Jul 20, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Boy am I ever tired today...
All I know is that I am really hoping this Street Fighter Arcade
purchase is going to go through. It's all in the hands of Unit3 now but he has reported that
the SFII game he had his eye on before wouldn't power up the other day,
and the owner of the store wasn't around to tell him why. Oh
well.
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I finally got ahold of Diablo-II today, looks like a pretty neat
game. The full install was 1.5gigs (ouch), but the cinematics are
excellent and the gameplay is also very good. I never had the chance to
play the original Diablo but from what I have heard this is very much
the same game with improved everything. I'll have to report back once I
have actually played the game for a decent amount of time (which could
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I found a really awesome site today and then forgot to copy the link so
you guys don't get to see it...so instead you will just have to make due
with some
terrible 'Yo Mama is SO Fat' jokes
Quote of the day:
"A Bike + A Canoe + Paddles + Duct
Tape = Paddle Boat!"
A reminder to all of you who live in Saskatoon and area, Mel has reminded us on her page that the Exhibition is from
August 8th to August 13th this year. See you all there! (Oh, and
Mel, you SHOULD be sorry for not entering a T-Shirt in the
contest).
On the topic of T-Shirt contests, I am hoping to release the most
popular selections by the end of the month, so GET YOUR DESIGNS IN!
As a final note for the day, it looks like YC has found himself a nice cushy
job. Posting on the Discussion Board while
working...sheeeesh :)
People start sending me content again!
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| Jul 19, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Its the 19th already and still no softcore pr0n day!! Could this be the end???
I'm gonna get in shit tonight from Razor because
he wanted to get to bed early and requested that I do an early update. Of course I had
full intention of fullfilling his request, however I ended up getting caught up talking
to my good friend Eli (who by the way is selling a Ford Car - $50 (306) 230-6173). While
talking with Razor tonight we discussed many
important issues such as the recent suckiness of Larmal and the sad death of Jay B.
So I went to see X-Men the movie tonight and it was pretty good. Fact of the matter is
that I figured it was going to be pretty terrible and it really wasn't, I'm quite
impressed. In fact, I recommend it to all of my readers as a good night's
entertainment.
Now THERE is a useful roadsign.
Damn Blue4130 for getting a bunch of bad rap
stuck in my head from our trip down to Regina this weekend. All I can hear, over and
over, in my head is nothing but Eminem, Geto Boys and the Rascals. For this reason, I am
going to have to make the song of the day "Damn
it feels good to be a gangsta" by the
Geto Boys.
** ATTENTION HEATHER **
Dog Pound is insisting that "Heather" from the Discussion Board is just myself in
disguise. If you are reading this, heather, why not send me an email to prove that you are, in fact, a
real person and an avid reader of the best damned site on the internet.
LAST MINUTE ADDITION: mrp
just posted this video on
my Discussion Board and it is
freaking hilarious. I would like someone to translate it if they could, but give it a
watch!
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| Jul 18, 2000 | Spitfire |
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I fought the law and the law won. Damn. $100 parking tickets aren't my idea of a good
time.
I know mrp already posted this on
his site but its just too funny for
anyone to miss out on. Therefore I present to you the ultimate
lamer prank.
While I'm on a run ripping off links, here's a link about a new camera filter that lets you see
through clothes.
I forgot to mention in yesterday's update that Unit3 took his knife back. Stupid him.
For a bit of a nostalga effect (and since I am already graduated), I have decided to
bring back the part of my site which got me in trouble many days ago. These pages were
maintained as part of the rappablords site far before it grew to form its current
state. At that time the page was read by a select group of CST students only, as only
they would have any interest reading the content. I have restored these pages, along with
the story which gained so much controversy. You can get to these pages by hitting the new
link in the menu bar or by clicking here.
And to enhance the nostalgia effect, I have restored some historial information about the
creation of this site dated October of 1999, one century ago! Read More.
Is it just me or is this world getting weirder
and weirder?
Don't forget to post your comments on the Discussion Board!
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| Jul 14, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Okay, here's my late but still existant Friday update. Its actually Saturday morning
right now, almost 3:00AM but I'm still updating just because I don't want to break my
perfect record so far!
I must say I'm quite impressed with the number of hits this site has been drawing, and I
really don't know why. Many of them come from the states, so somebody is spreading the
word. WELCOME VISITORS! I HOPE MY PAGE SUPPLIES YOU WITH PROSPERITY AND OVERALL MEDIOCRE
VIEWING PLEASURE.
It was freaking hot today in the good ol' town of Saskamatoon. So hot that I woke up this
morning and said to myself "Damn! I best be gettin' out to the lake to do some
swimmin'!". And so I did, and I swam good. I was also on call today for work, but when
people phoned I basically just told them all that I wasn't able to help them and that
they had better wait until monday :).
I know everyone has probably seen this banner before but I just can't get over the whole
premise. These guys are selling internet service by premoting the fact that you could
download illegal pirated copies of Metallica mp3s faster than a regular modem. Thats
pretty sweet. Next thing you know there will be drinking instructions on Lysol
cans.
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Tom Green and Drew Barrymore are actually getting married now. This sort of bugs me,
probably because Drew Barrymore is MY girl but hey I guess these things happen. I suppose
I can take some refuge in the fact that I don't think I am all that different a person
than Tom, in which case Drew would equally like me, right? Anyway, I also think its kinda
need (or lucky) that Tom started his own little comedy special which got popular in
canada, then the states, then he got hired my Pepsi to do TV commercials and then he
meets and marries a hollywood actress. Just goes to show what a little stupid humour is
capable of. Damn.
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BAD COP - NO DOUGHNUT
I'm gonna be gone tomorrow...I'm off to Regina to visit Unit3 and possibly buy a stand-up arcade game. Perhaps
on Monday I will be feeling brave and try and bring Razor a box of doughnuts at the police dept. I think
I may need to get a few boxes because by the time I get to Razor most of them will be
gone :).
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| Jul 13, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Today I have for you an article written by Dog Pound. If you live around
Saskatoon you would have heard of the mass destruction that occurred at
Martins lake a little while ago. Until now many people have wondered
exactly what happened that night, but now it has all been revealed in Dog
Pound's short but informative article.
Congratulations go out to Razor who
just scored a job working for the police department as a (correct me if
I'm wrong) software support technician. Yes, this was the job I had posted
on the discussion board but he had applied long before
that. I'll be by Razor's place
later to drop off a box of doughnuts. I'm sure he would appreciate
any charitable
donations coming his way...
I have noticed that Larmal
has been getting in the habit of updating weekly instead of daily. Also,
the EJ Webcam
which is supposed to update every minute hasn't changed in over a week. I
feel really ripped off. Anyhow, JayB made a guest appearance the
other day with an update. I wonder what ever happened to that guy, he
doesn't seem to be cracking SETI
Blocks anymore either. Either way, I feel for the demise of EJ so I am calling
on all you loyal readers to go support the page which we
were once at war with. I just can't help but feel bad for Larmal sometimes...he's just so
damned cute.
Dog Pound just found out that thumbnails aren't just for
porn! He's as surprised as you are!
Here's a mind-bender for
ya'll
A just recieved an important, sad email from Dog Pound regarding his new love. I now
share it with you... Is it just me or is DP
getting a little soft?? I remember a time when a little letdown like this would
only encourage the guy. Just remember, there are plenty of other ho's in da sea!
Well thats it for today's update, had to do some more O/T tonight and I am going back in
at 6:00AM. I'm not looking forward to this but I am hoping to sneak away to the lake
sometime this weekend, considering I was hoping to get to Regina saturday night but it
looks like Unit3 isn't going to be around to
visit. Maybe we'll still go...we'll see.
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| Jul 11, 2000 | Spitfire |
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As this week goes by I am thinking that I should be going somewhere this weekend. I have
this friday off so that means long weekend for me, but I just can't think of anywhere to
go. I wonder if Razor is camping in his new tent
this weekend?
I had this link forwarded to
me today and it made me chuckle and shake my head. As
many of you know, I like Linux. I started to run Linux in September of 1999 because I
needed an NAT Firewall for the rest of my network, and linux seemed to be the popular
choice. I had used mrp's box to retrieve my email,
etc, for some time (even used it for dialup internet access for awhile), and I quite
liked the feel of the operating system. Coming from an Amiga background, Linux offered the type
of power and configurability that I felt Windows lacked. But enough about me, I have
prepared a short article about
why I like linux, and have tried to remain as
non-biased as possible to offer an intelligent opinion.
For those of you who care, I am working on getting a pop3 server running here. It is
already technically working but incoming only. If you have an account on oden (I have to
make you one) then you have an email account. Just fire up your favorite email reader and
plop in rblords.com as the pop3 incoming server. At the moment you cannot write mail
unless you know of an open smtp relay server. I hope to get this fix0red soon.
Last minute update:
Dog Pound is in LOVE
Thats right, and you heard it here first...
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| Jul 10, 2000 | Spitfire |
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I can't believe how much this site is taking out of me. Every night I have to make sure
to put away at least an hour to update the damn thing, and then I look at my counter and
realize that I've only gotten 20 hits in the last week. That fucking blows. Even EJ gets more hits than me and Larmal doesn't even update
anymore! This is just my rant for the day, and I will not stop updating so those of you
who DO stop and read my site once in awhile won't be completely without
content. I'm gonna try hard today tho, I really am.
If you have been following the conversations in the Discussion Board, you would
already know that
YC has announced
that he will be leaving to persue a career in the nearby town of Humbolt. For those of
you who don't live in this area, Humbolt is an angry farm town which produces the finest
moonshine this side of moosejaw. Hopefully wherever YC moves into he will have internet
access but who knows. To commemorate this occasion and to send a farewell to the great YC I have prepared a comic to mark the occasion.
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So I was driving around with Blue4130 and soul_d the other day when I (once again) heard The Real Slim Shady on the radio. When I
first heard this song I absolutely hated it. Now, Blue4130 has convinced me that its a half decent
song. As far as I'm concerned you might as well be listening to Sons of
Prozac. Anyhow, right after the song ended they played Christina Augilera's Reply to the
song. You see, Eminem insulted her in his song so she ripped off his song and made her
own version. Quite sporting of her, really, and quite hilarious, check it out. |  |
The link of the day comes from Blue4130, www.icebox.com, "its got lots of cool
flash cartoons and shit". Just take a look at Episode 6 of Zombie
College.
Wow! Mel has changed her page! It now features a semi-daily update and a new
design, but don't worry, you can still find the usual content such as the ever so
addictive game MelYatzee! Make sure
to check it out, she needs the hits to help feed her children!
I revamped the Comic Page a little today. Basically, I
just organized the old comics a little better into a Comic
Archives section.
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| Jul 08, 2000 | Spitfire |
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A small power surge from the big storm last night knocked out my main server, as well as
a couple of my other computers. When I got up this morning, the only computer running was
my Amiga. Anyway, I started it up and
it seemed to be fine. Must have been a good spike though because oden (my webserver) is
running off of an AT motherboard which, of course, has a hard power switch (unlike ATX
which has a soft power switch). When I found it this morning the switch was of course
still in the 'On' position but it was completely shut down. I don't imagine that's too
good on the power supply. However, my alarm clock (plugged into the same outlet) wasn't
reset. Oh well, if anyone missed seeing my site last night between the hours of 2:00AM
and 8:00AM I apologize.
Send them to me!
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I think it's time to pay tribute to one of Saskatoon's greatest bands, Slab Drab. I first heard these guys
perform in Razor's basement (one of the members is
Razor's brother), and I have to say they kick some majoy hardcore ass. Check out their webpage which includes samples
of their music.
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I don't think Larmal is updating his site any more. This must mean
that he has aquired some kind of a life. Thats odd. I wonder if this has something to do
with the fact that I haven't heard from any of my readers in the last week. I must be the
only one left on the internet...and here I am wasting my time updating a stupid site that
nobody cares about. (sigh) I need some good lovin.
Today's quote comes, again, from Dog Pound:
"I'm telling you, its my goal in life to make way more
money than you"
- Dog Pound referring to my new job
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| Jul 07, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Wow, got home late today so I don't have much to say. However I wouldn't want to leave
today blank and risk dissapointing my dedicated readers (ha!) so I'll have to make
something up. Hmmm...just checked my email AND the Discussion Board to no
avail. I am afraid all of my readers are dead, or just not contributing. Either
way I'm in a bit of a hole so I am going to have to make up my own
content. Sheeesh.
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Looks like 3dfx has finally released
their Voodoo4 and Voodoo5 card lineups. For those of you who don't know me, I tend to be
a very big fan of 3dfx. I get a lot of flak for supporting them although I don't know
why. Sure my Voodoo3-2000 may not be the fastest card in the world but it cost me $100, I
get 45fps in 1024x768 in UT, and both linux AND BeOS recognized it right away and had
drivers available!
My own bias aside, all of the new Voodoo lineups have been released and are in stores now
(Blue4130 says he saw them at Future Shop the other day), except
for the Voodoo5-6000. Whats so great about the V5-6000 you ask? Well, for starters it has
4 processors operating in SLI performing 1.33 gigapixels a second (the first card to
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I believe the end of the world is coming soon. Animals all over Canada are going
crazy. The other day some person is BC got killed by her own cow after the cow turned
against her in an angry rage and trampled her. Does this seem strange to you? Let this be
a lesson to you all: Never trust a cow.
Being a MicroSoft business, we
had a new shipload of updated keyboards shipped to us today to prepare for
the office2000 upgrade. They claim they have improved the efficiency of the
main office applications so well that only 3 keyboard keys are now required
(see above). For their next release they hope that the keyboard will be
eliminated alltogether and the package will simply be shipped with a hammer.
Worked some more overtime today so I am tired and I am going to end this here. Please
send me in some content everybody, I am running out of originality! Ha. Should get some
emails about that...
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| Jul 06, 2000 | Spitfire |
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Slow day at work today, it was great. After a week of having of pure non-stop work I've
finally got some time to sit around and work on more pleasant things. Today one of the
other programmer analysts came down and told me he was running out to one of the civic
centers to replace a keyboard in one of the offices which had fried. I then looked at him
really strangely because he usually never puts out any more effort than necessary, and
for him to respond to a tech help call this quickly really quite confused me. I then
looked out the window and realized that it was fucking nice outside, so I replied "You
think thats a two-man job?". He nodded his head and off we went for a cruise. I love my
job :)
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I finally got around to seeing the new Shaft movie tonight, and I
have to say I have surprised, it was actually pretty damn good. Now thats just my
opinion, but Samuel L. Jackson used the word "Mothafuka'" more times than I could count
so that on its own should make this movie a sure hit. Lots of violence, lots of car
chases, all the movie needed was perhaps a little more naked booty and it could have been
perfect.
 
This movie gets my highest rating ever...3 1/2 screaming Dog Pound heads.
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I received a rather frightening email from Unit3 today regarding the picture I put up of my new
swiss army knife. It read:
DAMN!!
Where'd you find that??? I've been looking for it for months! I was
sure it was lost!!! I mourn its loss every single day!!! GIVE ME MY
KNIFE@!!@!#!@$!@$!@$!@
I have NO IDEA what he is talking about, I found this knife at a pawn shop downtown and
it cost my $20, so unless he can find me $20 then he don't get no knife. Come to think of
it, I still owe him $30 or something. So that means he only owes me $10. That makes
sense, right? Thought so...
Another comic today by the great soul_d. Watch out, these are getting more harsh every
time.
I wish I could do more for an update but quite frankly I spent too much time tonight
wackin off to Larmal's webcam. Damn that
bitch is hot. I best be fetchin' me some grits!
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