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 | Jan 31, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | So so so, I have been hearing some nasty rumours that the site has been really slow lately. Personally I haven't noticed, but then again I don't really visit my own site that much. It could have a lot to do with the fact that people are leeching from me. Grrrrrrr.. Oh well,
if it gets too bad I suppose I will do something about it. Right now I am planning on doing nothing about it. AH AH AH! Nothing. You heard me.
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The internet has been really, REALLY boring lately. __SPACE__ and Mr.P haven't been updating their sites AT ALL lately, mainly Mr.P.
Whats with that? I mean I used to think he was cool, now he's just gone and dead or something...
Here's some exciting news: there is a new forum in the Discussion Board, moderated by none other than our close friend Dr. Razor. Is there a doctor in the
house? HELL YA! Check it out! It shows up on the list twice and I can't figure out why, so you'll have to put up with it for now. Also spend some time poking around in there, like check out the interactive chat-room feature and stuff, there's lotsa neat shit in there.
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The good ol' BBS has been getting some actual attention lately, mostly in the online games. If you really want me to create you an account, or you've forgotten your old password just let me know.
It's great fun!
Looking for a trivia game to play, eh?
Well, click on the good ol' canuk on the right there to play a flash game of Canadian Trivia. It's pretty fun and actually fairly challenging...I only scored 5 out of a possible 10, so I guess its about time for me to pack up my bags and head south!
Although I did know the answer to the second last question which was apparently the hardest...who says Grade 12 Canadian history never taught me anything? And don't even get me started on those "Herritage Moments" commercials!
...I do find it interesting, however, that not a single one of those questions was about beer OR hockey, eh?
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And, of course, Kujo's links of the day:
Thats all folks!
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 | Jan 30, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | One day, I swear, I will have this site finally complete so I can quit using "I was just revamping the site" as an excuse for lame updates. Finally I have an actual database driven Archive Page
which is completely up-to-date. Next on the agenda is the Comic Section, which is starting to look really messed up. Thats going to take a few hours to do, but hey I love this shit,
right?
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One thing thats really starting to piss me off about the internet is the fact that I have people leeching of the site! Thats right! Somewhere, somehow bots have scoured my site and picked out all of the mp3s that I have posted.
I just checked the server status and found one client from Montreal downloading a Kid Rock mp3 while someone from dlcwest was downloading that damn Eminem mp3 again. I dare not link to them
again in this update if I still want my bandwidth. How cheap! I need a good log analyzer to find out who is really hitting this page, and how many requests Apache is putting
through.
If anyone knows of a good log anayzer thats easy to setup, please drop me a line! |
I forgot to mention the other day that some woman creamed my Super-Volare the other day. Yes, somebody actually ran into my junk-boat with their brand new Sunfire. She backed into my back bumper as I was driving around
in a parking lot...so naturally I got a big smudge of her red paint on my bumper, and she got a like rip through her bumper and a couple scratches in the paint (the paint that is now on my bumper). I was so happy that somebody
had hit me that I couldn't even speak...I figured this was my chance to write the damn thing off and collect my bounty! Unfortunately she was in so much of a hurry she was like "well I don't want to claim it if you don't, I gotta
run" and I was like "DAMN!". Oh well, another day perhaps...I need the car for another couple months anyway.
Anyhow, since Kujo was being a lazy ass today, all he sent me was that picture above so no links for you! Actually, maybe this means that he actually WASN'T being a lazy ass, and was
actually out doing something and not bumming around on the internet. DAMNIT! Somebody else send me stuff. I know that DP is having computer problems so I can't even
rely on him. Oh well, go read __SPACE__'s site, or bitch on the Discussion Board.
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 | Jan 29, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
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Wow, what a weekend, I don't think I have had such a great in a long, long while! Friday night I was out in Hepburn for a night with some friends from work, then last night....well just look over to the picture on
your right and you can figure that one out. Thats right, it wasn't amateurs night afterall, I guess that was earlier in the afternoon, but what the hell we weren't about to leave after we payed cover. I still can't believe
that YC took off his shirt and pole danced for half an hour! Ok, well maybe not, but Dog Pound
figured we'd better get a poloroid picture to remember the occasion so there it is, now Unit3 can see what he missed.
Oh yeah, and before anyone gives me shit, be aware that I was presured into going to showgirls by my peers, and had that picture taken against my will.
Anyhow the night was a blast, soul_d, Audiophile, YC,
Dog Pound, Blue4130 and myself were in attendance, as well as a friend of YC's.
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So, here I am, totally out of money....on a Sunday afternoon doing an Monday update very early. I suppose I should be watching the superbowl if I had any interest in it whatsoever, maybe I'll catch the end :). Then I believe
the new Survivor show is supposed to premiere right afterwards, that could be interesting. Other than that, what is there to do on a Sunday?!? A whole lotta Simpsons,
Praying and Cheap Cheeseburgers!
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Did somebody say Ghostbusters?!??
While I was poking around on the net today I came across GBCentral.com, a ghostbusters super-fan page which covers the two ghostbusters movies, the animated
cartoon series, as well as the new animated cartoon series "Extreme Ghostbusters". Actually, this cartoon isn't new as it supposed is supposed to take place in the
hip techo-world of the '90s, but the story is that the original ghostbusters are all in their 40s, and have been replaced by a team of Egon's students with a new shwack of gizzmos, etc.
Check out the bios of the new crew here...
Or watch the original REAL Ghostbusters animated WAZZZUP video HERE!
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Personally, I love the stereotypical crew they've put together....a genious in a wheelchair (also the 3rd best wheelchair basketball player in the world), a black guy who comes from a "lower-middle class, but loving family" who owns a '74 Mustang and trips
and falls alot, and some quiet, goth chick thats into incantations and has been a recluse ever since her "loving grandmother died". You can even watch whole episodes of this cartoon here.
Well, I'd better get running and actually do something today before its too late. If you really need something to pass time with, why not find out when you're going to die? If you're
looking for something less morbid, maybe check out ChickenHead.com. Got problems with gas? Consider a Flatulance
Filter to avoid embarrasement! These links, as always, presented to us by Kujo, the super-freak.
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 | Jan 27, 2001 | soul_d   | 
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Welcome to Weekend Update, with Soul D
Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Holy Naked Neighbors, Clayman!
Tonight is the night to see Saskatoon's homegrown hotties shake their naked bodies for your enjoyment, and a chance to win $500. Showgirls, Saskatoon's Premier strip club is featuring amateur dancers tonight, and the great Spitfire can hardly keep himself from peeing his pants over his sheer excitement. It is also rumor that his bladder problems are due to his excessive intake of mountain dew.
Nicole Leatherdale did not accept her invitation to either compete, or spectate.
Unit3 to buy Vinyl Pants.
Unit3 is currently seeking to buy vinyl pants in his wardrobe quest. Today, a group consisting of myself, Fredish, Blue4130, Unit3, and Kujo scoured the Midtown Plaza aiding in this quest. So far, the selection of Vinyl pants in this city seems to be limited, at least in their sizing. The quest continues evermore. I also took the time to stare at the Versace jeans I wish to purchase. The trip to the mall was quite fun, I ate a protein bar with 42g's in it, some Sukyaki Beef, and ORANGE JULIAS!
Jet D to Release Nutrition Guide.
Jet D (pictured on right) is planning to release his nutrition guide for serious martial artists, specifically, the martial artists that battle in flame. The guide will contain caloric intake guides based on body type, recommended protein intake based on goals, and lists of power foods. As well as containing information on vitamins and supplements, the guide will also contain reviews of various supplements, and "Jet D Preferred" powders and power bars. Another key part of this guide will be a list of fast foods that are low in fat, and high in protein, sorted by location. Soon, everybody will be kung-fu fighting, and power bar snacking!
FORD CAR $50 OBO
Call (306) 230-6173 for details
Well, that's the news and I'm off to Showgirls! Graeme is gay.
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 | Jan 26, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | I received a very nice compliment about my car today.....upon seeing my car for the first time, my boss commented nicely "Wow, that car looks like it fell off of one of those semi-trailers with all the crushed cars on them". You know,
it kinda does look like that. I'm so proud! The branch manager also saw me driving it and commented "Clay, I think we need to give you a raise" and I'm like "WAHOO!". Man, I am a productivity machine! Today I solved a question
that has plauged man since the dawn of time: "How do I wash my car and not have the doors freeze shut?". I was asking myself this question today over a cold Mountain
Dew when I realised "Why not just leave the doors open after!!". So tomorrow I'm going to wash my car and leave the doors wide open all night.
So tonight (Friday night) I have a party to hit with some friends from work, then tomorrow is "Amature Night" at Showgirls. Why did I mention that? I don't know, just thought you'd like to know.
Will I be there? I guess there's only one way to find out!!
Gah....I should start taking bets on how long my Super-Volare will last me...I'm beginning to think that its trying to tell me something with all of its flooding, overheating, transmission slipping, flat tires, and general sucking. I figured I was alright because
I thought we only had one more month of winter left, but then I forgot about April and when somebody reminded me about April I got really pissed off! Man, I ALWAYS forget about stupid april, and now its gonna cost me my car! Damnit, I'm going to have
to, like, put oil in it now or something.
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For all you people out there who are fascinated with new scientific discoveries, I have a link for ya! Seems some scientists have found a way to not only REDUCE the speed of light, but actually FREEZE it using a chilled sodium gas chamber. The
light can then be released from its frozen state to continue on its path. Why is this important? Well, perfecting this technique could lead to unbelievable advances in computing technology, or "Quantum computing". Interested? Read
the article!
Message from Landon: "kazonline.com has been updated. I think this time there is stuff you might like."
Sheesh...I was all pumped to put out an awesome update tonight and now I find myself with nothing interesting to say at all. Could it be that I'm finally running out of ideas for the site? Maybe....but its more than likely that I'm just tired. I'll get over it.
I still haven't really figured this sleep thing out, I can't see why I shouldn't be able to survive off of 2 hours of sleep a day...it gives me WAY more time to do the kind of things I like, like.....uhhhhhh..... well stuff. Ok maybe I don't do anything other than
work and update the site...but alas I am still out of thoughts so I will resort to the only way I know how to keep captive audiences on the internet....
PORNO!
PORNO!
PORNO!
PORNO!
PORNO!
PORNO!
PORNO!
And with that I will sign off, but not before saying something really nice about soul_d, who has been feeling rather left out lately , amongst all of this Dog Pound
attention and all. Soul_d is a really nice guy....really. And he's probably the least gay of my close friends...HOWS THAT? Peace.
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 | Jan 25, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Well now, I just finished watching my new DvD movie "Gone in 60 Seconds". Has everyone seen that yet? If not you'd better go check it out! Then you can go out and rent the original which is even better (warning:
the original version is an extreme GUY movie which 90% consists of a giant car chase with the police. It kicks serious ass). Anyhow, I have to say that considering most people don't even know that there was an
original, they did a pretty good job of 'remaking' it...and even through in a few comments and scenes to entertain the fans of the original movie as well. This movie makes me want to buy a Ferrari.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!? Yes, thats right, its time for the RBLORDS song of the day! Now, this doesn't happen everyday, in fact in only happens today, so you'd better pay attention. Today's "RBLORDS
song of the day" was submitted by The Saint...so everybody please take a moment to download and listen to YC's THEME MUSIC.
WOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I'm kinda pressed for time today (what else is new?) so I haven't had much time to go through the hoards of links that Kujo has been sending me. I did find this link
to be a fun read though, it shows all of the best TV cars, what they are and why they are so awesome. He also sent me a link to this very RBLORDS worthy movie clip of Some guy trying to ski off of his roof into his truck.
Its worth a watch people!
I'd like to welcome K1020 to the site also, its been awhile since he's been around! You can catch him on the Discussion Board if you want.
Anyhow I'm like totally outta here so catchya on the flip side...l8r!
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 | Jan 24, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Gah.....must....hold....out.....till....payday! Another week yet but I know I can do it! (This seems to be a re-occuring theme, doesn't it?)
Ok, before I get into this update (which is going to be short and boring), I have to apologize for spelling 'sewing' wrong in the last couple updates. Yes I am aware that
I am a complete moron, and yes I can spell at a grade 4 level, but be aware that I even thought about how to spell the word after contemplating 'soeing' and 'soxing' (silent
x) as solutions before deciding on 'sowing'. So 'Soing' it is. Oh, and what triggered this concern? Kind Fredish, the nice girl down
the block who kindly keeps me out of trouble and shaves poor people's pubic hair for quarters.
Dude! Anyone need some spare torpedo parts?
How about a deathcar that has a built-in flamethrower?
Maybe you just want to see some guy driving the shit out of a Ferrari.
Whats with all the links? Kujo is dishing them out like nobody's buisiness! The way I figure it, he must spend aournd 26 hours
a day looking up this shit for me, so in return I am planning on actually posting his bio sometime!
On a side note, I managed to repair that SEWING machine <-> computer glitch...turned out to be an IRQ conflict. Blue4130 found
this quite hilarious. I found it quite hilarious too, especially when I got $20 for fixing it. Chi-Ching! Showgirls here we go!
What a great time too, if anyone else would like to send me money, please feel free to do so, I'll even share it with __SPACE__!
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Before I forget, congratulations are in order today for the honorable Dog Pound for passing his classes. What classes you ask?
His doctrine in mackfrenziology of course! Anyhow we all went out and celebrated the occasion tonight with a good helping of hot wings and alchohol. YC
was even there....yeah, that fucked up twisted comic-drawing motherfucker.
Before I sign off completely for tonight, I would like to let everyone know that the EJ banner in the menu bar has been removed.
This is indeed a sad, sad time, as that link has been there since the birth of the RBlords website! After talking with Skinny E today I
realised that EJ is indeed dead, and yes it is dead forever. To quote him exactly, "Without
Jerky Clay the site just fell apart". Amen to that, but alas I will be sad to see the site slip away into the dark portals of internet limbo...
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 | Jan 23, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Well surprise, surprise, I actually have some content lined for for everybody today, some tasteful, some to the contrary. But before I get onto the exciting stuff I would like to state to the world that I am tired of this damned
cold, and I am tired of fixing sowing machines with resource conflicts and I am tired of my Super-Volare not making it up small hills. . Nice to get that out of my system. Speaking of system, where the hell has
Razor been lately? Seems like he's vanished from the face of the e-world! Maybe he's off investing in Ginger.
Bored? How about figuring out who that was that you kissed last night, or maybe learn to be a meaner person.
Then you can thank Kujo for the rad links!
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Well, Blue4130 has graced us with a modern glance at the various techie-toys that are available to us today. It's worth a read, to see
what those zany Japanese folks have been up to this last little while...with all their quiet planning, and scheming...and the YELLING and the fighting and the dissagreeing, and the love, lets not forget the love.
Sheesh...first the computerized sowing machine, and now this. Whats next? Bionic commando monkeys with borg-like implants that persuade them to carry out your each and every order, even if that order means violating one of the
3 laws of monkey honor that they are sworn to protect? Yeah right!
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After much thought, and persuation from some readers who knew about it, I have decided to publish YC's newest comic. This comic was sent to me last week, and upon actually looking at it last night
I decided that it was too harsh to put up on this site, but this just goes to show that I am a pushover and a sellout and that I can be convinced to put just about everything (notice the JUST ABOUT, DP).
So anyway enjoy the comic, and if you have a problem with it, just bitch on the discussion board!
Thats enough sweetness for tonight though, its beginning ot disgust me. I hope you all have a wonderful night, free of pain and illness.
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 | Jan 22, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Well, looks like there was no weekend update by soul_d this weekend...so this update had better be damn good to make up for it. Hmmm. Oh wait, just as I was
typing that it looks as if he has submitted one afterall...right on....I think.
For starters, I saw Charlie's Angels on Friday for the 2nd time because soul_d insisted on it. I think the movie was even better the second time, its
incredibly well-written plot and constant action just keep you guessing each time you watch it! I also saw the movie Frequency
the other night and it was pretty good also. I ALSO saw Scary Movie and thought that it was terrible. I guess I figured it would be funny, but
personally I think it would have been a lot better as a half-hour mini-movie, where it could have made the same impact. So those are my movie reviews for the weekend!
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I'd like to stop to complain for a moment. As any 'computer junkie' knows, the more you know about computers the more people you have around you trying to get you to help them for free...this is especially
common with family, neighbors and friends, and in most cases I really don't mind at all. However, in helping many of my parents friends, and even some of my friends, I have came across some very interesting
problems, and tonight was no exception. I got a call tonight from a friend's mother asking if I could come and help her 'computer problem'. She can't seem to get her sowing machine to work properly with her
computer. Sure enough, this damn sowing machine has a 25pin serial connector on it and will hook up to your computer to help with designing patterns or something like that....sheeesh! What's next? Is there anything
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Well, it looks as if there has been a fair bit of discussion on the discussion board about the whole gay wedding idea. Nice
to see people are actually reading all this crap I put up! Oh, here's a sweet graphic that Audiophile sent me last week:

What else is new? Winter is almost over! Anyone who opposes me on this is a pecismistic loser, so suck it up! It's been warm for, like, forever and it doesn't seem to be getting colder. Even my fat and lazy
cat went outside yesterday. To celebrate the early spring I sat out on my front step in my underwear and waved to the neighborhood children as I pegged them off, one by one, with my brother's semi-automatic nerf arrow
gun. So soon the snow will be gone and the true partying will begin! And now my only problem is that The Saint has cunningly planned his wedding on the same weekend that
I must be present at PIKE LAKE 2001!
I have to admit, this 4x4 civic is pretty strange looking. Thanks Kujo for the link. Want more
mad links? How about some nice, cool heatsinks. And for you Ghostbuster fans out there, here's a quote that Kujo
found on Daily Radar:
"Director/producer Ivan Reitman continues to tease fans and keep hope alive that a third Ghostbusters movie might make it to the big screen some day, some way. However, Reitman went on to tell Eon Magazine, "I wouldn't say it's necessarily dead, but, you know. We're all getting older." Hollywood urban legend is Dan Aykroyd wrote a script for Ghostbusters 3, but as Reitman told the magazine, they just haven't been able to strike a mutually agreeable deal with the studio.
As much as we'd like to see another sequel, it's been more than 10 years since Ghostbusters 2 was in movie theaters. Hey, but you never know. If Reitman and Aykroyd can wait around for a few more years, they might be able to ride the wave when Hollywood gives up on redoing movies and television shows from the 1970s and starts bastardizing our favorites from the '80s.
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... almost brings a tear to my eye! I'm sure a ghostbusters sequel would fit in perfectly with the upcoming new Indiana Jones sequel, and the new Crocodile Dundee. I've even heard rumours of a Terminator 3! The chaos will never end!
Well, this chaos is going to end now because I am growing too old to be up this late when there is work tomorrow!
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 | Jan 20, 2001 | soul_d   | 
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Welcome to Weekend Update, with Soul_d
Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Charlie's Angels Keeps on Rockin'
Friday night I saw Charlie's Angels for the second time. It was even better than the first time. The movie was full of hot girls, kung-fu, hot girls, Bill Murray, hot girls, cool music, hot girls, explosions, hot girls, awesome slow motion fights, hot girls, George Mcfly, hot girls, race cars, hot girls, high tech spy crap, hot girls, and, hot girls. I wept openly when the Angels were on the beach playing with Bill Murray.
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Soul D to file for Bankruptcy.
I think I will be broke very soon as I am developing extravagant spending habits, that include my new pair of 200 dollar shoes and the Versace jeans I just have to own. Right now, I'm trying to figure out how I can spend over 100 dollars on boxer shorts.
Odeon Nightclub Has Bitchin' Lasers.
The Odeon Nightclub was booming Saturday night, with an awesome light show, and sound coming from top of the line JBL equipment. There are awesome lasers there that are rigged to fill the air with light, and look especially cool when they strike the mirror balls. They played Billie Jean. They played Fragma. They were awesome until midnight, when the music sucked. After that, Champs was cool as usual. They played Paradise City which immediately filled the floor with hot girls. Also, Arnold Vanlambalgen was there, and working up a Mack frenzy.
Royal Rumble featured Drew Carrey
Drew Carrey was a surprise entrant to this year's WWF Royal Rumble. Drew Carrey was placed in the ring against Kane. I think that the only thing running through his mind had to be, "Oh Crap, It's Kane!" Drew did the smart thing and eliminated himself by exiting over the top ropes.
Ford Car $50 OBO
Call (306) 230-6173 for details.
Well that's the news and I am out of here. I eagerly await the Tuesday night movie, and the Thursday Night Longbranch. Graeme is gay.
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 | Jan 18, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Alright...sorry for missing yesterdays update but I fell terribly ill. Really, I did! In fact I didn't even make it to work, it was pretty shitty. So you'd think that with a whole
day off I could have come up with a decent update, but instaed I spent the whole day sleeping and drooling on my pillow. I'm feeling reasonably better now, and I'm
hoping to make it into work tomorrow because I have a huge list of things to do by the end of the week.
I took a few minutes to do some work on the page, and discovered that my wonderful little search engine in the menu bar can be used to find things on __SPACE__'s
page as well. I'm not sure why its doing that but oh well I guess its no big deal. I've been trying to set up a decent logfile analyzer for Apache so that
I can get a little more information about who is viewing my webpage. One thing I noticed when going through my logs is that this site has been hit hard by search-bots....at least once a week I have every single
page on my server downloaded by a single client (it happened today and took around 3 hours). I also have reason to believe that there are search engines out there somewhere that are linking directly to some
of the mp3s I have posted in recent updates. I have had 170 attempts to download "Eminem - The Real Slim Shady" in the past 4 days. This is getting
a little nutz...
I also have reason to suspect that my counter sucks ass...according to my webstats, this week alone the site has received over 5000 pageviews, from 431 unique visitors. Thats getting pretty crazy, but as I mentioned a lot
of that is coming from these stupid bots...
Since I really can't think of any new links today to give you guys, I am just going to tell you about the best news site on the internet. No, I'm not talking about CNN OR
Mr-T...I'm talking about TheOnion.com. Where else can you read about pressing and emotional news stories that your
local paper always leaves out? The following are just some examples of what you will find:
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Anyhow, enough with the mad links, I have to get back to being sick!
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 | Jan 16, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
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So I get to work today and pick up the paper and there's a picture of two guys making out on the first page. The picture (shown above) is in reference to the first official gay wedding since somewhere
in the middle ages, and was performed here in good ol' Canada in the lovely city of Toronto. The ceremony was attended by around 800 individuals who watched as Rev. Brent Hawkes, senior pastor of Metropolitan Community Church of Toronto,
wed the two couples, one male couple and one female couple (yes, the couple on the right ARE females). I have to say that other than being a little shocked at this picture on the front page of the local
newspaper, all I could think about was "HOLY SHIT IS YC EVER GOING TO BE PISSED!".

It turns out YC hadn't seen the article but I DID talk to soul_d
and he was none too happy about it. Interesting enough, I find myself leaning towards his viewpoint. As much as I try and keep an open mind towards the world and its 'revolutions', I can't help but cringe at the sight of
a male couple kissing, although the other side of me keeps saying "Being gay is ok...AS LONG AS ITS TWO GIRLS". Anyhow, as much as I don't really care what these gay couples do in their own spare time, I can't
help but think about how the next generation of children are going to be like when they are brought up in schools where they are taught that not only is it 'ok' to sodomize your friends, but encouraged. I mean is that going
too far? Maybe we have been doing this whole male-female relationship thing wrong for the past thousand years? I don't know, but all I have to say is that gay people should be happy that they aren't being hung anymore after
declaring their preference, but social exceptance is going to take a very, very long time...and if you have the right to be gay, then the rest of the world has a right to judge you in the same way they do other minorities. Unfortunate, but
true. Maybe this would be a good topic for The Discussion Board.
"How dare you nominate the Chrysler Volare for worst car of the millennium! No other car has given me so many memories: the muscle tone developed by simultaneously flooring the gas and brake pedals at every stop (or even slow-down) to keep it from stalling; the friends we made when the car stalled while turning onto a busy street, blocking three lanes of traffic during rush hour; the bonds of friendship tested and proven while pushing the car long distances; and the fun and exhilaration of stopping at a light, popping the hood, jamming a screwdriver into the starter, starting the car and getting everything back in place before the light turned green again."
- Some guy on the internet (submitted by DP)
While we are on the topic of news today, does somebody want to explain to me why the Japanese are so facinated by Hi - tech fire-hazard toilets? I don't know what
it is, but its best to take lessons even before trying to operate them. Maybe
while you're sitting on that hi-tech heated throme you might want to consider a new way to cool your hogs. And don't forget to thank Blue4130 for the wicked-ass
links!
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 | Jan 15, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Greetings, my loyal readers...it seems like its been a long time since the last update but perhaps thats just the effect of all of the wild
partying I was part of this weekend. As you may have noticed, soul_d has volunteered
to submit occasional 'Weekend Updates' for the site, so you may now be blessed with 1 more day of updates per week! My plan is to
hopefully integrate a little more of my readers ideas into the site by allowing casual updates by my serious fans such as
Dog Pound, Razor, YC,
and soul_d. If anyone else would like to get into this action, just drop
me a line, because I'm always perfectly willing to weasle out of some work.
I've been doing a lot of upgrades to the framework of the site lately...most of which you probably haven't been able to notice. If you take a look
on the menu bar to the left you will notice that there is one extra section for 'Top Misc Downloads'. Also, all of the Top5 listings in the menu bar
are now being dynamically derived from the SQL database. What does this mean for you? Not much yet...but in the long run it will require less work
for me to maintain this damn site, leaving more time for me to make quality updates!
Next on the list is re-doing the Comic Section and updating the Archives page. Big job, but
it has to get done eventually!
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The picture to the top-right is that of a beautiful 1978 Volare station wagon. soul_d sent me the picture and I thank him for it.
(yawn) ... back to work but at least its payday! Until tomorrow, have a listen to this song to keep you awake. It was forwarded to me by the
great mrp so you just know that its going to be good!
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 | Jan 13, 2001 | soul_d   | 
| | Welcome to Weekend Update, with Soul_d
Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Hooligans Harass Dog Pound.
In the early hours of Saturday, (about 2 am), two guys were parked in Dog Pound's driveway, blocking his Explorer access.
Dog Pound was quite distressed, and speed around the block well in excess of the speed limit. Evidently, DP was hoping that
the hooligans would be scared off by this. A call was made to Dog Pound, in order to taunt him. Dog Pound asked the two guys to leave his driveway.
The pair complied, and moved the vehicle out of the driveway, but continued to block access by parking across the entrance. Dog Pound immediately
demand that the two young males leave his area immediately. The two eventually left. Wait, those two guys were Unit3 and I.
Holocaust Begins at 9pm
Tonight is the night of the Holocaust. No, there is no need to bar the doors and wait for the nazi invasion, This Holocaust is a massive party being hosted by the Holowaty brothers. Many people will be gather at the famous house at the end of Highlands, and surely loud music will follow. Rumor to be in attendance are such celebrities as Bryce Sasko, Massive Hair Adrian, and Tommy Lasorda.
Cayley is a Asshole
Evidently, Cayley is "a" asshole.
FORD CAR $50 OBO
Call (306) 230-6173 for details.
Well that's the news and I am out of here. I have to go put on my hot party pants for the Holopaloza party tonight. Graeme is gay.
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 | Jan 12, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Yoyoyo Spitfire's back in the house and ready to kick out some of the best phat rhymes this side of compton! Without a doubt.
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Click on the picture to the left to read about how our little Guinea Pig pimp had the night of his life!
You know...I've really been missing out on local news lately...it was just today that I found out from Dog Pound that there was
a murder in our lovely hometown of Saskatoon not all that long ago...and they have arrested the suspect under charges of Murder 1. Thats pretty big news for a little city like us. And this
is what I mean! We don't have cable, we have ExpressVu satelite so none of our channels are local, and I don't have a radio in my car. I suppose all I'm asking for is for some
hot Canadian girls to tell me the news while taking off their clothes. Is that too much to ask for?
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If you haven't already heard, I would like to introduce you to yet another of Fox's great ideas for a show to appeal to bored teenagers:
Temptation Island. In this show, four 'unmarried' couples are brought to an island populated by playboy centerfolds, chipndales, and other genetically perfect male and females. Once
on the island, the couples are separated and the goal is to not end up porking one of the beautiful individual's on the island, whose sole purpose on that island is to try and seduce them. Make
any sense? So it's basically Gilligans Island for the playboy channel. This has got to be the best idea they have had since "Hungry animals - slow babies". Fox,
you never cease to amaze me (sense that sarcasm).
I've got some mean links today sent in from none other than Blue4130 himself! The first is Ghettoscooter.com, a site all about
how to build your very own scooter on next to no budget at all. This site even includes video clips of a race between a real scooter and the one they made, which didn't really even roll. The second link of the day, and my personal favorite,
is a site that will make you your very own personalized action figure! All you have to do is send in pictures of yourself and $250 and you can have an action figure that looks like you! It's pretty sweet, check it out!
Fredish pointed out very politely on the Discussion Board the other day that I made a mistake in one of my previous updates
by accusing soul_d of "Buffy Bashing". My apologies for the mis-interpretation! I for one have no opinion having not seen the movie OR the series (even once)...
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 | Jan 11, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Sheeesh, I had a good update planned for today and then I got caught up with a bunch of other things. There just aren't enough hours in a day! If I could only eliminate
sleep from my daily schedule I'm sure that I could eventually catch up on all of the things I've been meaning to do!
For intenet news today, The Dark Project is back up online and purring like nobody's business. For those who
don't remember, The Dark Project was The Saint's documented Beowulf
project from back in the days when we were in CST (long, long ago). So, if anyone has any interest in setting up a cluster of their own, you know where to go!
Anyhow, more excitement tomorrow, go play around on the Discussion Board if you need something
to do.
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 | Jan 10, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Alright, before I start today's short update I have to mention that soul_d is very angry that I refused to include his two
RBlords skin submissions in the contest. The reason for this is that they did not meet the standards for viewing by a family audience, which is what this site has always
been about from the beginning....right? Come on, help me out guys...
There has been some action stirring on the Discussion Board as of late...you may want to check
that out...
Still nice and warm here in Saskatchewan country, and I'm starting to wonder how long it will last. The ice-fishers out there are certainly having a good time, but here I
am waiting patiently for the winter to end. I figured I could really tough it out this year, but I find myself yearning for the beach already, and its only January!
Enough winter discussion, onto something more exciting and new...my new friend (supposedly) Saul Bahir sent me an email today wanting
me to "perform review of new service SDB gold for readers". I think what he means is, SDB Gold has gone live, so
go check it out...and I suppose I should also mention, for those who don't already know, Mr-T.pwrsrc.net is back up and being
updated again now that Unit3 has moved back home...
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So, like Dog Pound's sister, Connor, is pretty pissed off at soul_d right now
over all of the buffy-bashing he has been doing. In fact I think she is going to catch the next flight down here to Saskatoon to personally beat his ass. I think this would be a great
chance to see a good fight, not to mention for free....I mean I don't think the two of them have even talked since they broke up last summer.
mrp hasn't done any updates for quite awhile, but he has some amusing pics on his
site if anyone is interested. Sheesh...I'm really running out of things to say here....go visit __SPACE__ for some
more action and adventure....PEACE OUT!
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 | Jan 09, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Ooooh is Razor ever mad! First of all, I was wrong about the main CST page being so sucky, because I had the wrong
link, the real link is here. Not my problem the Kelsey Webpage
sucks ass! Anyhow, aside from that Razor feels that he should win the RBlords skin contest by default because Saul's
entry was not really an RBlords skin, it was an SDB skin. This maybe so, and I fear that I already owe him a doughnut from a past competition (?) so I'm
getting a little in over my head...
And it's not just be that's stirring up trouble today, looks like YC is trying to stir some up on the Discussion Board
today...tsk tsk tsk...

Our link of the day today is CreepySites.com, a compilation of a few supposedly 'distrubing' sites, most of which are pretty tame. In fact, there is even a link
to that "For the Love of Julie" site which I linked to way back in March. At the time it was pretty beleivable but now it looks more
like a hoax than ever. Nevertheless, check out CreepySites.com if you're bored and need something to read...
Don't have much else to say today except that I really have to get crackin' on the rules for my newest game 'Vice-Grip War'. I'll try and get that done as soon as possible, but between going to work, going to the gym and
jamming with my new band (with Razor), I don't have a whole lot of time left. So anyway, I'm going to cut this update short. If you find yourself still needing something to waste your
time, try playing this game. Look for the faces, there are 11 in total. Have fun!
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 | Jan 08, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Back to another 5 day week, and the longest stretch of work without stat hollidays in the entire year...not a day off until Easter. On top of that
this also happens to be the longest period between pay-days that I have ever had to endure, and thanks to some mis-calculations on my part
I have found myself without a penny only 8 days after I got paid....this really suX0rs.
So I heard from mrp the other day, and although I think I already knew about it and forgot, he totally
scored a job working for C-Cube down in California for about 3x my salary :). On the plus
side (is there a negative side to this??) he'll be living in the same city as his girlfriend, so I figure this means he is never coming back. Now, I just
happen to be in posession of Unit3's old 9 passenger station wagon so I think its time to call a ROAD TRIP!
Congratulations to Wendy and Ryan on their recent engagement! For those of you who don't know who they are, just smile and nod. To those who do,
why not swing by Kelsey
and congratulate them in person? Anyways, its off-topic but when did the CST Page get all crappy again?
Ok, I am officially cancelling/closing the RBlords skin contest because of ALL OF MY LAZY READERS! The only submissions to the contest were by
Razor, whose design was featured on the Dec. 19th Update, and
3 skins from Saul Bahir (only 1 of which was accpetable to show here - pictured on the right).
Since there were only two 'official' entires, I am not declaring a winner...therefore I don't have to buy anyone a doughnut! If either Razor
or Saul have any problems with this decision, they can take it up with me over some coffee
and a doughnut.
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Before I forget to mention it, I must apologize if this page is loading slowly. I'm running some stress tests on oden in an attempt to locate the defective stick of RAM which causes the
system to die every month or so. So basically I'm down to 32megs of RAM from 64, and I'm running a SETI client which eats about 16megs of RAM so as you can probably imagine,
Apache and MySQL are a little starved for resources...
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Keep those articles rolling in!
soul_d has been hard at work trying to please his new RBlords audience, and would like you to come to his
section to share in the happiness that is the Circle K.
I haven't been to a Circle K in a long time, ever since they all mysteriously dissapeared...however, looking at that sign on the left just made me think of the time that I went out bumper shining
(an old Saskatoon ritual in which you drag people on sleds behind your car at high speeds and have wars trying to knock each other off), and I fell off my sled when I was on the shortest rope. Right
behind me was was girlfriend, Dawn, who then proceeded to (accidently, of course) run over me with one of those NOMA 3-ski plastic racers. This probably wouldn't have hurt nearly as much if
we hadn't been sliding over some patches of pavement which had burned through the plastic on the NOMA and exposed the cold steel frame.
Anyhow, the point of the story was that even though I was done for the night, I still managed to stop by the 7-11 (not the Circle K but similar) and buy a slurpee while bleeding from my head while only
wearing jeans and a ripped up old flannel shirt that only had one button left to hold it on (there were also blood stains on it). Ahhhh....the memories...
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I seem to have discovered __SPACE__'s weakness when it comes to updating her site. Seems like she's running out of ideas,
so why not send her ideas for her to talk about, so that I have something to read everyday! I used to stop by Mel's page,
razor's page, and EJ everyday but now everything is dying off.....EXCEPT FOR RBLORDS!
One last thing before I bring an end to this very early update, YC made a nifty icon for RBlords which will now appear if you make a new bookmark to my site. If
you are using IE5 or higher it should appear beside the link, and apparently also in the main address bar if you clear out your history or something like that. Try it out, I'm sure the happiness you will receive will be nothing
short of amazing. Overwelming even, perhaps.........quite.
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 | Jan 05, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Today's temperature was above freezing, causing all of the snow which we have received over the past few weeks to warm into a nice soft slush, condeming
any low-riding cars to their homes (including Blue4130's Del-Sol) because they can't make it down the horrible ruts.
I, however, have a different problem with the super-volare....its not a clearance problem, its a lack of tread on my tires problem. Oh well, doesn't really bother me all
that much, but other people get a little pissed off when it takes me a minute to get going the speed limit because I'm just spinning out. But thats what I get for buying
such a powerhouse...

For anyone who liked the remake of the old Gone in 60 Seconds this year starring Nicolas Cage, it looks like a rival is coming out this spring, except without the
stealing and with more racing. The movie is called "The Fast and the Furious" and stars the
dumb-asses above who basically race their nitros-injected turbocharged rice-rockets around to win women and sleep with each others sisters. Its all explained in the surprisingly
high-quality trailer which can be found on the movie website. You can also buy one of the cars, a 1994
Toyota Supra with 3 built-in TVs, a DvD, a Playstation and a 500hp nitrous injected motor, on Ebay! check it out!
And now a quick poem by soul_d. Click on the picture for a special surprise!:
6000 RPM SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN WHILE EAGLES SOAR TIMID
CHEVELLE IN HEAP WRECKED LESS DUE TO FAILED BREAKS THAN CLAYTON
SUPRA IMPOUNDED BY POLICE MAKING YOUNG GIRL GRUMPY
GRAEME IN WASHROOM LOST IN HOPE DELUDED HE IS RAMBO
INDIANS EVERYWHERE
DEL SOL RIDING MOUTAIN PEAK MOUNTAIN GOAT SHAKING HEAD
MY DICK IN YOUR PARLIMENT MY BALLS IN YOUR NATIONAL PARK
FORD EXPLORER STUCK ON RUNAWAY LANE HUNG UP ON GEO
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Well, tomorrow is Friday and that means the last day before another glorious weekend, and the first weekend for a while that I will be broke because I spent all of my money on stupid
things like pipe tabaco and prostitutes. My only refuge is sitting at work, being a good employee and dealing with people like this.
Ahhhhhh.....I think I'll go grab myself a Mountain Dew.
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 | Jan 04, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Well, believe it or not I'm still doing a fair amount of work to the page in an attempt to make it a little more modular, and to make full use of the
database backend. When I'm done hopefully the archives of old videos, songs, and articles will be aranged a little nicer...and you will be able to view old
updates not only by month, but by author as well. Now all that is left is to come up with a decent design for the webpage that doesn't look like its been
designed by a monkey (me). Oh well, that can wait!
So Thursday it is, and do I have content for you! Do I? Why yes I think I do. Thanks to my loyal readers! Namely
YC, who has provided us with a new article that deals with so many issues I can't even list them here....Well, actually its mostly discussing current female pop stars
and the stupid fans that support them, but there are some racial slurs in there somewhere too so have a peek.
Along with the article, YC has also provided me with a new comic. I don't really
understand what it is all about but I think there is a deep, deep meaning to it that has something to do with EJ and their
recent death. But then again, maybe its just about my cat...
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I should also mention that I went with Unit3 today to go bitch at his claims adjuster and find out why his car is locked up in the inpound. They
then told him that they were writing it off and would give him $300 for it (he paid $1000). The second choice was to withdrawl his claim and just keep the car and get himself a wheel
alignment and forget about the body work, so guess which choice he made? So it looks like he will have his car back afterall with a few dents and bruises (he did knock over a light pole
with it, afterall).
Anyhow...other than that there's not much I have to say. Happy thursday!
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 | Jan 03, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Everybody's been so quiet lately...whats UP?!?!? I know you're reading this! Did you eat too much turkey??? GAH! Well, at least __SPACE__ has an excuse, as she has been deathly ill for the past few days. Thats about
the only excuse I am going to except, so whats with this??
I forgot to mention the other day that I have purchased yet another car for yet another $100 dollars. I think I will make a page just about my cars and how much I
have paid for them. I also realized that I haven't said much about the super-volare for awhile and you are probably all just dying to know. Well...the super-volare
is running excellent after I had some minor starter problems a couple weeks back. Of course I am still insistant on the fact that I am not going to spend any money on
the car, I opted to crawl under it and unbolt and clean the damn thing in the -25C weather (of course soon afterwards it dropped to -10C). You know whats scarey?
I'm actually beginning to get a rush outta this cold-weather car breaking down shit. I really am!
Anyhow, I'm off on a tangent...my new car is Unit3's old '79 Chevy Capprice 9 passenger station wagon. The thing is
freakin' huge, has a reverse bench seat in the back and comes with "HEAD BANGER ON BOARD" bumper stickers on the rear bumper. For $100 this seemed like
a steal of a deal, but the car has mysteriously started to run like shit. I'm hoping this is a small problem, because I'm hooked on the idea of reliving the whole
Chevy Chase "Vacation" movie in this thing.
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Well, you know I have been thinking lately that a lot of my old friends have all dissapeared and aren't coming back. Its kind of depressing but I guess I
can be happy that they are going on to happier things (maybe?). Take mrp for example, I don't even hear from the
guy that much anymore. Once in awhile I catch something about him planning on dropping by Saskatoon
but it never seems to work out. ...
My name is Carib Ean Clay and I have a lot of love to give. |
I'm still working on an article for the site, so keep holding out and I'll pull through. Until now you will just have to put up with my boring rants and pseudo-interesting quick facts...please pretend to be interested!
If you're really that bored, why don't you go start a conversation on the Discussion Board as everybody seems to be ignoring it. OR
you can go sifting through ALL of the old updates for a good laugh...
And Unit3! That shirt you are wearing makes you look like a homosexual!
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 | Jan 02, 2001 | Spitfire  | 
| | Happy New Year Everyone!!
Seems like forever since the last update, but alas I am here and I have survived the new year festivities. 2001, the REAL new milenium, and the world still hasn't ended. Looking back
over the past year I can't help but feel sorry for the fools out there who stocked up on power generators and canned food to survive the technological breakdown of our society, only
to find that there really wasn't any threat at all.... boy would I feel stupid! That was 2000, the majority of those people probably went on to say "Oh wait! That wasn't the new milenium! Wait
until 2001!! We'll all be doomed!". Well other than a few bruises I received from Hellsh0k over the holliday, I have to say that I am very much
alive. Quite.
It's Soul_D time.
Some of you may already know this, but for those who don't, Soul_D Online V7 is now online. It features a newly renovated easy-to-use flash interface along with many other goodies. Make sure to Check it out, and if
you forget the link, it is now in the menu bar as well.
Soul_d would also like to tickle your senses today....
You can begin by having A LOOK at this page...
Then try having A LISTEN to this rare zelda theme cover...
Then finish off with a nice quiet READ of his new article, which can also be reached from his section (which now has a link in the entertainment section)
Thanks for the content Soul_D!
Just a reminder for everyone out there who still drops by the page every once in awhile, the RBlords WinAmp skin design contest is still in full effect. I have had contributions now from Razor and Saul Bahir but
I would like to end the contest before showing them all to you. Hurry up! And this means you, Ed209!
For those of you who still pay attention to the whole RBlords SETI Scene and were wondering who the hell Johnny Shapes is and how he managed to complete a block in 2 minutes, your answer lies in this email I received from
a very angry Kujo...
"Hey I hear that you were trying to figure out who that Johnny shapes is. Well I happen to know that it is a guy I work with. And the reason he has a 2 min block? Because he started it up went on to do somthing else and his
computer started on fire a little while later. Must have been mid transfer. Now if only you included me in your little email ring you could have figured out the answer a lot sooner."
For those of you who remember reading my rules to the game of Rubber Tire Concern, you should know that I am currently working on an article for another fun game that you can play when you are bored, broke,
and maybe a little tired/drunk. As with most of the fun games I come up with, it will be fun for everyone and is guarenteed to be a killer ice breaker at parties. This game is called "Killer Vice-Grip Wars"..and soon after I will be publishing the rules to "Punching Game"
and many other fun games you can play. Perhaps I will eventually publish these and make a few bucks, because THESE ARE KILLER IDEAS HERE! And remember where you heard it first! on RAPPABLORDS, the largest website for ABSOLUTELY FREE games,
articles, information and porno!
YEAH!
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Well, look at that...its time to go to bed, and I'm all out of things to say anyway. Now I have to get back into a rut of getting up early every morning, and updating the site once again. Before I go I would like to mention that he has made some festive renovations...of
course I know that nobody will look anyways because they are tired of BEING TRICKED EVERY TIME to make his page your default page. I eventually gave up and just let it be my default page, its less trouble that way...but anyhow, I'm off so have a great Tuesday and
don't forget to pay attention to Dog Pound if you pass him on the street...
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