Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
YC Gets Pussy in Regina
Thursday night, YC travelled to the Queen city to score some pussy. For added protection from the highwaymen, YC acquired a crew of retainers consisting of The Saint, Jet D, and Audiophile. Upon arrival in regina, a visit was paid to The Saint's Wife-To-Be. Dinner was had at a Boston Pizza. After dinner, we were led by the Lady in Waiting to the location of the pussy. It was found ni a neighboored with a trailerload of trash parked in the street, and near a house with a stove sitting in the front yard. YC purchased some pussy for 50 dollars, and then made his retainers to ride all the way back to Saskatoon with it, and it smelled badly. In all fairness, the pussy was not for YC, but for his mother.
Spitfire's Supra Undefeataba
Friday night, after drinking and gambling for hours at the infamous Dino's Bar and Grill, Spitfire took his Supra to 8th st and let her rip. He raced Mustangs and Camaros, Rx7's, all kinds of riced up coups, and light rolling Neons. Spitfire took them all. He even raced a truck load of farm girls that were looking for YC. Infact, most of 8th st was looking for YC. Even the A&W had sign saying "have you tried it YC?" no doubt refering to racing on 8th St. YC is expected to challenge the Supras reign.
Unit3 Removed from NAACP's List of Homosexuals.
Last week, a representative of the NAACP released a news bulletin that Unit3 has been removed from their list of homosexuals. When reached for comment, a high ranking executive in the NAACP stateted that "it was an accident, the removal I mean." When asked why the NAACP keeps a list of people it thinks are gay, the executive hung up. It is specualted that the NAACP really doesn't like Unit3. This may have to do with the incident on Mar 25, 1996, when Unit3 burned down NAACP headquaters while screaming the lyrics to Phantom Lord by heavy metal group Metallica. Metallica is currently suing Unit3 for unlawful use of copyright material during an arson. The US Supreme Court has issued an injunction requiring Unit3 to remove copyrighted material from his brain, so as not to be used in anyway, in whole or in part, during the act of arson. Unit3 is expected to appeal this ruling. It is speculated by some experts that he will burn down the Supreme Courthouse while singing And Justice For All... "I wish Unit3 the best and I hope he does burn that courthouse down," Tom Petty said outside the 5th district courthouse where he was facing charges of ultrachronicmonstrahsaty, "that would really show those mothas where it's at."
Randy Teichroeb, from Saskatoon, had an interesting visitor at Pike Lake!
The campsite was great, close to bathrooms, lots of wood and many of nature's little animals: squirrels, a large variety of birds, some bats, frogs, and fish. I was relieved to see plenty of warnings and descriptions of poison ivy, which the kids spotted frequently on the trail behind the museum. On our last night my son Jeremy, who's 8 years old, and I were sitting in front of the barbecue pit at about 10:30pm. I heard something behind us so I turned around with the flashlight on and to our surprise we had a visitor. It was a raccoon! We have been to the park many times over the years and I have never seen a raccoon before. He was big, about the size of 3 cats full grown! My son was amazed and so was I. I told Jeremy to take the left-over hamburger and place it on the log he was using to feed the squirrels earlier. He did and sat back down. I turned off the light and Jeremy witnessed the raccoon take the hamburger! I know you are not supposed to feed the animals but when were we ever going to see this again? Then we placed marshmallows on the same log, and he came back 3 more times. Jeremy named the raccoon Ricky.
The Pike Lake Survey
This is the Third week in the Pike Lake Survey series, and so far the ball is rolling greatly. Last weekend, we asked the question My goal for this year is to:, and we bombared with imagery of destruction. This week, we'll probe a little deeper. As well, there is a special present for you on the left. It is the Pike Lake 2001 trailer. It is very high quality, and is 18.6MB. The file is best viewed full screen. It is also recommend that you DL the file completetly before viweing, scpecially if you have one of those "more better" macs that cut the end of the mpeg off and then you're left wondering why everyone else was talking about Kerri so much.
Pictured Left: Columbia Pictures presents Pike Lake 2001 (click to view trailer):
The Question:
Will Graeme be at pike lake this year?
The Answers:
Cayley: graeme will atemt to go, then jenifer will call from like - buttfuck
idaho, and graeme will bend like ruber and go see her. I wonder if it is
just a coincidence that she is callin g from BUTTFUCK
Graeme: YES GOD DAMMIT!!! The evil powers will fall before my might!!!
Clayton: I believe he will, however a more appropriate question may be "Will Graeme
make it back from Pike Lake this year?"
Vance: I am highly doubting that. I foresee his car violently getting overturned in
the riot at the park gates. He will be late because of Katya impaling his
hand with a small knife.
Steven: Syntax Error
Darren: YES
YC: Yes I plan to throw him in the lake until he and the lake become one, hence he will be a pike like this year
Jet D: I believe that he will, I believe that the curse has been vanquished.
Jet D Comments on the Survey:
YC, Nobody likes a smart ass. (YC was poking fun of a spelling mistake in the survey form) As well, I have noticed that no one expects Graeme to remain in good health.
All Quiet on the Western Front
No one has heard much of anything from or about Cayley since his brother paid him a visit. It is suspected the the older brother has eaten the younger brother in order to gain his power. When reached for comment, The Medicine Hat RCMP gave us this statement: "What the fuck are you talking about? Stop wasting our time." Shortly after, the line went dead. We can only assume it was the ghost of Cayley interfering on behalf his his dual powered brother.
Sighting of Favorite Girl Reported.
It has been reported that Spitfire has spotted Jet D's infamous Favorite Girl. Jet D has been searching for favorite girl for he last 8 years, and has found only pain and falsities. If anyone has any inforation on the location of favorite girl, they are urged to contact the Jet D society at this location Remember it is very easy to mistake a sighting of a regular girl for favorite girl. Jet D has to follow up any possible leads, as favorite girl can only truly be identfied by him, in person. Jet D claims he will be able to feel her, not in the way that involves the police, but in the heart. Jet D also reports that he sighted a girl that was 70% probably to be favorite girl last night. This is a good sign, as sightings of girls with a 70% probability or higher have nill over the last year.
Favorite girl is reported to be some what quiet, polite, personable, and very clumsy.
Favorite girl is most likely blonde with blue or green eyes, but may also have jet black hair. She enjoys dance music, and also likes the sun. "Favorite Girl is a Princess, and I must find her" says Jet D, "Also, it is probably really scary when she drives."
In other news, Jet D is feeling the effects of a virus that has slowed him down greatly. When reached for comment, Jet D said "Please don't report this because I'm really not that bad and people that seek my destrucion will now make attempts on my life because they think I am weak and are no longer afraid. Do you know how hard it is to shop for rice and lentals when people are making attempts on your life?" An editorial decision has been made to report this story, mostly because the public has a right to know, and people attacking Jet D makes for good news. Good news for Rblords, bad news for Jet D.
pictured right, a sketch of favorite girl.
FORD CAR $50 OBO
Call (306) 230-6173 for details. Car may not be exactly as shown
Well, that's the news and I have get down to make some calls. Graeme is gay.
You know its funny, only a year ago I was so into my computer that I was constantly planning on upgrading it, spending time on it, playing fine games of UT and spending hours browsing the net. Now I get home
from work, and the last thing I want to do is sit down at another computer. I don't think I've really lost the interest, maybe I'll see it spike up again in the fall.
I have to say though, the computer world has changed a lot over the past 10 years. I remember the days of working on my Commodore 64 pounding out BASIC code late at night (I know I know, GEEK!) and waiting
for my parents to go to sleep so that I can tie up the phone line on my 300 baud modem to download the latest pirated games from a secret underground BBS in the city. I can also remember when the FreeNET came
to my city and my dad was one of the first to sign up (I still have that account too!)...that was, of course, before there were graphics in web pages, advertisement on the internet was virutally non-existant and everything
was formatted to fit the 'lynx' style web-browsers. In the end, things were cooler before everybody and their dog were on the internet, before Windows became the most common operating system, and when coders
actually worked all night to make efficient code, rather than throwing things together with high processor requirements. At least in my chosen proffesion I can make money off of mistakes like these :)
I know, I know, blablabla, lets get to the good stuff! I heard from Razor today, and it seems he is very interested in writing an article for us. Except that he pretty much wants
me to do everything for him but write the article itself. What all is there to writing an article other than the writing yourself, you may ask? Well, a hell of a lot in this case! Either way, keep your heads up as this project could hit
the RBlords press as early as next week. Of course I just made that time up...oops I wasn't supposed to type that.
Top news of the night: YC, The Saint, Audiophile and Soul_d
made a trip to the sunny town of Regina tonight to pick up a cat. Thats right, YC was hungry for a specific breed of cat which couldn't be found in the cold climate of Saskatoon....
Oden has a current uptime of 75 days, an all-time record which was almost broken by the evil Unit3 who informed me today of his plans to HaX0r my machine yesterday using a newly
discovered root exploit. Luckily, his laziness prevailed and stopped him from creating such a mess, thus saving the day for me. Hurray for laziness!
You know, I used to come up with all sorts of nifty news to interest all you regular readers, but to tell you the truth a lot of that wasn't my own content! So now, as nobody is sending my links and information, my updates are generally
going to suck like this one, as I resort to telling stories of personal events that happened to me through out the week. Want to stop the horror? Send me something!
Until then, read _SPACE_'s
page. She's more interesting and generally more sexy than I am.
Happened to glance over at _SPACE_'s page just a moment ago to see that she had actually updated a couple of times. Seems this
laziness is catchy. Nevertheless the internet is boring and I sometimes wonder why I even bother with the service. If it weren't for my dedication to this page, I might go the same road as the
imfamous Jay B and dissapear off the face of the information superhighway.
Caught word from Dog Pound the other day in the form of a phone call all the way from London. He sends his greetings, and has informed
me that RBlords is really sweeping the british fronts. Gah, who am I kidding??? THIS SITE SUCKS!!! GAH! Why couldn't I be more popular...like Razor...?!??!?
I heard on the radio today that if every Canada was sold today and the money divided among all Canadian citizens we would each go home with about $103'000 in our pockets. Canada's total worth was something like
$13 trillion, which is up by something like 6% since last year. I guess thats pretty good, but we should probably wait until it goes higher before we sell the country. Its nice to know anyhow that we're worth more than our
debts.
It was freakin' nice outside today, so nice in fact that I made up an excuse to go and drive around with my windows down most of the afternoon. Then, afterwards I spent most of the night working on my car in the driveway. It
was also nice that I had enough sunlight to see what I was doing until 8:00, at which point it was getting a tad bit cold for me anyhow. For anyone who cares, body work on the front two fenders of my Bel-Air has been completed and they're
painted and everything. Still hoping to have the car done sometime around June, and no later than the end of June.
Can you believe its been two days and I really don't have much else to say? Well, I don't. If I think of something more I'll let you know, until then keep your eyes on the Discussion Board...
Well, first off I'd like to anounce that my updates are going to be decreasing from 5 times a week to 3. (I know, they basically already have). Anyhow, this has nothing to do with myself
losing interest in the whole RBlords effort but more to do with summer coming around the corner and having less time to devote to my quality-filled updates which you have all grown to
adore. I will update Monday, Tuesday and Fridays unless I have something especially important to declare. Anyone else wishing to do an update, just send one in.
So, the Oscars are over and looks like Gladiator took best picture, which I am happy with. There sure weren't a whole
lot of good movies this year...ones I can remember: Gladiator, Traffic, Cast Away. I suppose also Crouching Tiger, Hidding Dragon was pretty good. I still haven't seen Erin Brokovich. Anyhow,
the point is movies this year pretty well sucked, I even heard on the radio the other day that ticket sales were down something like 20% this year. Poor hollywood is losing money!
Oh, and did anyone else see what J-Lo was wearing to the ceremony??
I can't believe how long this discussion in the Discussion Board has been going on. Started out as a discussion
I started about kids shooting kids in public schools, and has evolved into a rightwing-leftwing battle over social assistance blankets and the unwillingness of people to help other people
these days.
Well, I have to admit, people just don't give a shit. I see it more and more in teenagers every year (maybe its just me getting older). But honestly, nobody thinks twice about walking across
the street in front of traffic, throwing their McDonalds garbage out the car window, or cheering on a good barfight. Its somebody else's problem, why should I care? Its really terrible but at the
same time, whats to motivate these people to change their outlook? And are they closed minded or have they just accepted that there is no choice? Something to think about I suppose...
I don't think I mentioned it, but my speakers came in last Thursday. I had to order them directly from the states (New York) and they are finally sitting here with me...ready to be assembled.
Hopefully, if all goes well I'll have everything together shortly after the big move (Easter Weekend) so I'll let you know how they sound. As nice as they may be, however, they would
probably sound better with this 21" woofer!
...Weather is getting better. Back to above zero this week. Lets hope it stays that way.
Also, the work on my Bel-Air has been coming along nicely, and I'm now at the point where I have to decide whether to give is a complete strip-down and paint or to just paint the lower
half of the car and buff the rest of the old paint to match. The difference, of course, being the cost. I'll have to look into what its going to cost me either way and see if I can actually
justify painting the entire car. The thing is, this car will never be worth the money I'm putting into it and probably not even close, but its the sentimental value I suppose. I'll keep you posted,
and perhaps if I have the chance I will take some photos of the work in progress...
Thats it for today folks, enjoy the beginning of another delicous spring week...
Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Spitfire's Speakers In Town at Last.
Spitfires speakers, the ones he's paid for with pretty much everything he owns have arrived. The spent a lot of time
being borrowed by drug smugglers, who mostly smuggled pot inside them, but traces of Cocain were found in the
tweeters. It is also uncertain at this time as to the level of PCP involved in the operation. The speakers, built by
gnomes, are now awaiting boxes. Darren can hardly contain himself. Graeme has not yet damaged the speakers in any
way. More on this as it develops.
Dog Pound Flees
Dog Pound, the ultra chronic canadian rap monstah, has fled the country in the wake of recent allegations of drug
trafficking. Dog Pound was to be arrained in Court of Queen's Bench over at YC's place on Friday, but is now beleived
to be in London, England with his sisters. Police are currently filing with the ministry of foreign affairs over at
Darren's place to have Dog Pound extradited.
Humphries to Run Wild on Medicine Hat
The Humphries boys, Gaylord and Elroy, are to be reunited in Medicine Hat this weekend, thanks in part to Fredish and
one of the Daves (the less dangerous one). RCMP in Medicine Hat said "at this time we have not yet called in the
national guard, but we are one priorty one alert." It is speculated that the dangerous duo will incapicate themselves
without any federal assisance other than Student Loans.
Pike Lake Memories by YC.
Well, i've only actually made it out to pike lake 2000. I don't have as much time to draw from as most others but it
was still pretty good. It all started when we first got to the park and picked our spot. Darren and I stayed behind
to protect the site from evil while everybody else went to register it in our name or something. While we were there
a car load of really cute highschool girls came over and went to the spot beside ours. I must say that we were quite
impressed at how the weekend was starting off.
Not more than about 10 minutes after the girls pulled into their spot they came over to ask if they could borrow an
axe. I happily obliged and gave them our axe. I watched through the trees as they tried to chop some wood. 2
minutes later they came back and with the cutest little sad pouty face asked if I could come and chop some wood for
them. Well hey, who wouldn't go chop wood for some cute girls! So darren and I made the treck to their site, a whole
10 metres but a treck none the less.
So I chopped some wood for them and they sat their talking and giggling away. Then after we sat around and talked for
a while and got to know them a bit. Then we said fairwell and went back to our site. Later the rest of our group
arrived and we unpacked. It was not that long after that they came back and asked for more wood to be chopped, darn
:) . So we went over and talked some more, chopped some more wood, and I made sure to mention our party that night.
Later that night we were partying and people were wandering back and forth between our site when all of a sudden all
these stupid chochy rice boys showed up at the girls site. They were making all kinds of noise and being a general
pain in the ass. Eventually the CO's showed up and kicked them out and also kicked out the girls :( A couple of the
girls quickly ran over to our site when the CO's weren't looking. This almost got us kicked out when the CO's
realized what happened. However we got a bunch of free booze from the girls out of it. Most noteably of which was a
40 of tequila.
Now our story takes a twist for the worse, or better, depends who's point of view. So this cure girl gives me this 40
of tequila as she's being kicked out. It has about 2 inches in it (I thought only 1 or less). We're all sitting
around the camp fire and I hear steven yell "HEY YC I DARE YOU TO CHUG THAT!". I'm thinking, BAH, there's only an
inch or so in here I can do it!!! So I say "YA WATCH ME!!!" I procede to pitch the bottle straight up and chug chug
chug, after about 15seconds of chugging I am starting to think "HOly shit there's a lot of tequila in here, i am gonna
be in trouble tonight". I eventually did finish it all in one pull which impressed steven. Then we sat around
talking for about half an hour, the next thing I remember is waking up in the morning. Apparently I had been laying
on the hood of stevens car talking to people. Busby even has a tape of me talking to him but it's all blank.
So that is my pike lake memory, or lack there of :)
YC
The Pike Lake Survey
Last Weekend Update saw the beginning of the Pike Lake Survey Series. So far the survey has been greeted with
tremendous enthusiasm, and has enjoyed a 12.4 share of Rblords viewes. Last week the question was posed, “Name 5
items you will not be at pike lake without.” This week, we will delve deeper into the personalities of the
respondents. Pictured Left: Scene from Pike Lake 2000 (click to view larger image):
The Question: My goal for this year is to:
The Answers:
Cayley: live ... and not sleep in claytons trunk
Graeme: Get another girlfriend.
Clayton: Hornsmack and hogtie one of the conservation officers when they tell us to
'quiet down'
Vance: Have many women in the Dojo with me at all times and to not get my feet wet
Steven: Get action, satisfaction, and see Dallas stupid drunk, crushing squirel's
with his legs
Darren: get the DJ's girlfriend (is it Shannon?) pregnant
YC: race sould down the parking lot by the huddle with the track laid out in flames
Jet D: Keep Fit, and have fun.
Jet D Comments on the Survey:
I hope YC doesn't hurt anyone that doesn't deserve it.
Blue 4130 Contracts Mono
Blue 4130 has contracted Mono and has been sleeping the weekend away. Everyone at Rblords.Com wishes him a speedy
recovery. As well, a noted friend of Rblords, Bruce, has expressed his interest in Blue 4130's health and safety.
Others that wish Blue 4130 a speedy recovery include Cats, DMX, and Ming. One famous friend of Rblords.com, Pat the
stereo guy, left this message for Blue: "Get well fast cause Mono is crazy stupid."
Jet D Displeased with the Krowld
Jet D is very unhappy with the weather as of late, as it is preventing him from working on his camaros. When reached
for comment, Jet D remarked: "Raiden's gonna pay."
FORD CAR $50 OBO
Call (306) 230-6173 for details. Car may not be exactly as shown
Well, that's the news and I have to surrender to the eternal night. Graeme is gay.
...just when it starts to feel like spring it snows again! And KROWLD!!! Oh well, what can you do? JUST SIT PATEIENTLY AND TAKE IT UP THE ASS, THATS WHAT YOU CAN DO!!!
I found myself a boat, thats my big news of the day. I've been looking for a boat for some time now,
only problem is half of the boats out there have motors that are on their last legs and I honestly don't know the first thing about telling wether or not a boat motor is about to choke. Anyhow, I found
a nifty little 14" Fiberglass V-Hull that I think I will be happy with, and for a price I am definately happy with. I'll probably pick it up within the next few weeks (provided there's not still snow on the ground)
and maybe this summer I'll actually catch my own supper.
Official move date for myself has been confirmed to be the easter long weekend (April 13th). Heh, I just noticed that 'Good Friday' this year is a Friday the 13th. Spooky. I wonder just how 'good' it will
be? Anyhow, I think I'm in pretty good shape for the move except that my speakers haven't arrived in the mail yet. I've been tracking them through UPS and
apparently they are stuck in 'brokerage' at customs. They're probably ripping them apart right now looking for pot. Damnit, I made sure not to put too much in. Damn dogs.
I should mention that Dog Pound has left the country. Thats right, that wacky local rock star and child porn hobbiest has packed up his bags and
headed off to London, England for a short while (two weeks). Seems that all the fame of being a teen idol just started to get to him. Word is he's going to be meeting up with DMX and busting out some of
the phattest rhymes dem brits have ever heard. In fact, earlier this week the Queen was heard to comment "I quite enjoy a little 'rap' once in awhile. That 'Dog Pound' fellow sure does a good job of rustling up
the old knickers".
Here's a picture I've had kicking around for a little bit. I was going to post it on the main page but thought some may complain (sheesh). I believe it accurately
portrays the reason I don't feel like getting married anytime soon...
So I've been munching on this box of gummi bears that I bought from Wal-Mart tonight...have you ever noticed how freakin greasy those things are? Maybe its just the no-name cheap
brands but damn, this bucket o' gummi's has more grease than Jay B has premium Cat 5e+ cable at discount prices!
And, in light of the recent discussions on the Discussion Board, I present to you the following picture:
Sorry for the lack of chit-chat....too busy. Will keep you posted :)
The last weekend of winter passes, the first official day of spring is Tuesday and I welcome it with open arms. To celebrate I even drove around all Saturday night with my windows down and my
heater turned up. Blue4130 even took the roof off of his Del Sol and joined in on the fun. In addition to this, along with soul_d
and Audiophile, we all drove out to Pike Lake and I went down the waterslide for the first time ever! There wasn't even a lineup!
After a long brainstorming session at A&W on Saturday night, the four of us also came up with the perfect solution to car enthusiasts who aren't currently able to race their cars in the winter.
Basically, we plan to buy a large plot of property and contruct a very large, half mile long quanset with a paved 1/4 mile strip inside. The entire interior as well as the heating system will be
powered by a large supply of potatoes, which will be hand planted and picked by Audiophile. To save costs in the construction of this
cement slab, we may end up erecting the quanset over an existing section of highway, diverting traffic around the building through the ditch.
Also, because our drag strip will be poorly maintained and highly dangerous we are anticipating a high mortality rate. To help accomodate our patrons we will be offering cemeterial survices, allowing
clients to be burried in plexiglass coffins, vertically sticking out of the ground to face their favorite racing lane. People would come from all over the world to see this great spectacle!
I have yet to understand why no body takes me seriously when I say I've come up with a terrific new invention. Practically 3 years ago now I came up with a concrete theory on time travel that I am
90% sure could be tested and proven if only I had the right equipment (no, not a time machine). Yet everytime I mention this to someone or try and gain sponsorship people laugh at me and often throw
cold vegetables. Did Doc Brown ever receive such ridicule? Oh well, less gambling profits for them I suppose!
In the media, it seems that Napster has been forced to start monitoring their online network for certain artists, thus eliminating the trading of some
music based on artist. As you can imagine, since that point there have been a number of work-arounds available including a service called NapCameBack.
The NapCameBack program works by encrypting the file names (currently in simple pig latin form) so that the Napster
filters will not detect them. Personally, I think its only a matter of time before Napster starts charging a usage fee...
Gah...I'm getting sick of this world, it sucks. But I have more important things to worry about, like when my new speakers are going to arrive in the mail, or when I'm going to get around to start packing up my
stuff for the big move a month from now. Have I mentioned that already? I doubt the move will effect the site but I'll let you know when its going to happen just in case it does. I assume I will be leaving the RBlords
server at its current location for awhile anyways.
In other news, there seems to be a slight chance that the great mrp will be stopping by for a visit in June. Although he suggested that a bunch of us come pay him a visit in
Vancouver, I still think that it would be a hell of a lot more cost effective if he were to fly down here. Besides, everyone knows that Saskatoon is the
party capitol of the world!
Anyhow, not much more to say, I'm expecting an update from Larmal soon so thats one thing to watch out for...
Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Dog Pound's Massive JT's Party a Blast.
Dog Pound's JT's party went off quite well with a good time had by all. Bryce Sasko was in attendance, as well as the infamous King YC. The mysterious Laurie made her debut last night as well. Spitfire arm wrestled with many, and kicked ass. He also still claims his undefeatable title in the game of knuckles.
Unit3 Suprisingly Well Behaved.
Unit3 has been surprisingly well behaved as of late. He has not commit any acts of arson or vandalism in the recent weeks, and was even a very mellow character at the Dog Pound Party last night. Some speculate he has toned down in his older years and plans to settle down. Still, others claim he is simple biding his time until his super meter is full and he can unleash the Super-Bang.
Daft Punk is Back
Good news for Daft Punk fans: they're back and they have become robots. Daft Punk recently released a new single, "One More Time (Celebrate)." The single release was accompanied by a video for the song, which is done in kick ass anime style featuring an outer-space rock band. In the video, the planetary guards are too busy watching the band perform to notice that some really bad green dudes are invading their planet. Then all hell breaks loose and the video ends. The new song almost has a disco feel, and is reminiscent of Stardust's Music Sounds Better With You, which became a staple of the club scene during 1999. Pictured right: Daft Punk.
Pike Lake According to Dog Pound
I remember once, a few pike lakes ago, that Sasko and I, had to drive his
underage girl home, and it started snowing REAAAAAAAAAAL bad. He had one
headlight, but we had to get that indian home, and fast! So we get back,
and everyone is sleeping, the tent is full of snow, and it's wet. So we
leave at 5am, not thinking that we took the axe with us. Moral of this
story?! Don't date indians
Another fun story, was seeing Soul_D get a ticket, for swinging and
drinking, and "making out" with Erin
I once saw Blue4130 puke at the lake, I also saw YC drink a ungodly
amount of Tequila in a short period of time, then proceed to lie on my
car, not making sense.
I remember once also, when Spitfire drank a bottle of appleton
rum.....wait....
This year DP, will drink booze at PL2k1, and whooo over the pretty
ladies...and do some EXPLORERing
and Remember, the fire is sooooooooooooooooo 3d
The Pike Lake Survey
The pike Lake survey was conducted by Jet D Super Research, Inc., and included a cross section of pike lake attendees, from 5 year veterans to rookies. It is intended to be accurate to a percent error of 95%, and should under no circumstances be used for anything other than entertainment purposes. For a more accurate report on Pike Lake, send $399 USD in cash, and a letter requesting the Pike Lake Information package to:
Jet D c/o Rblords.com
11 Ling Street
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
S7H 3G4
Jet D makes no promises about the accuracy of this report. Alternatively, Jet D will provide you with the full information package, the enhanced information module, and a hand written invitation inexchange for Power of Attorney. You may mail the applicable legal documents to the above address. You could do worse than put your future in the hands of Jet D.
The Question: I will not come to pike lake without the following five items:
The Answers:
Cayley: beer, music, more beer, toothpaste/brush, beer
Graeme: Vodka, Food (!!!), Some sort of weapon (most likely sword &/ deathstick), Vodka, something else dangerous.
Clayton: Tent - Sometimes it gets freakin' KROWLD, Axe - 2 would be better, we always break at least one, Dawn - I'm not going to forget her again, YC, 1000 feet of premium Cat 5e+ cable
Vance: Women, Del Sol, Bike, Dojo, ummm more women
Steven: Booze, Ball Glove, Women, Explorer (Pike Lake will never be the same), Bryce's Teeth on a necklace
Darren: Stereo, money, women, ass, boobs
YC: rye, chevelle, axe for chopping wood for hot young girls in next site like last year, rags and cleaner for cleaning my tent after drinking tequila, backup sleeping bag for night AFTER the night I drink tequila
Jet D: Self Esteem, Martial Arts Talent, Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence.
Jet D Comments on the Survey:
First off, I am afraid of what Graeme has planned. Secondly, who’s bringing the N.D.S.?
Spitfire Poised for Disaster.
It is rumored that Spitfire is playing with the edge off a knife with a blindfold on while standing in a burning house that is also used a dynamite factory and for storing gasoline, as well being used to manufacture herpes and cancer. That's right, he's been hanging with the Henry. More on this as it develops.
Jet D Confused in the World of Car Audio
It is reported that Jet D is really confused and a little nervous in his quest for high end car audio. He cannot decide on what deck he wishes to run. He is now torn between a $2400 Nakamichi deck, and a very competitive Sony Deck priced for $1500. Jet D is rumored to seek the support and consultation of Audiophile, from Darren's Deals on Wheels. In a related story, Saul Denise Behir of the SDB Server is reportedly very angry with Audiophile for infringing on not only his name (Saul Behir's Deals on Wheels Bargain Extravaganza), but also on his sweet taste of India.
In other Jet D news, Jet D has recently purchased a 1977 Camaro parts car. It has a fairly complete black interior, which Jet D plans on installing into his famous 74 Camaro. Gentlemen, Beware! Ladies, prepare!
Pictured below: The Nakamichi CD-700, The Sony CDX-C90.
FORD CAR $50 OBO
Call (306) 230-6173 for details. Car may not be exactly as shown
Well, that's the news and I have hit the strip Graeme is gay.
I wasn't going to update tonight seeing as how I was feeling quite tired, but I couldn't help but post this email I received from Larmal tonight. For anyone
who doesn't know, the notorious Jerky Clay from EJ and myself are the same person, and this email was sent recently to jerkyclay@extremejerks.com...
Hey,
I badly need some advice on women if you ever get a moment.
I'm a student in England and there's this foreign girl from Russia or
somewhere working in my local branch of TEFC who I want to 'date'. What do
I do exactly to get her?
She seems very quiet and shy and doesn't speak english very well; she's
also fairly ugly, tall and thin, never seen with any other guys and whenever
she smiles her lower jaw sticks out a mile and makes her looking fucking
hideous.
What can go wrong? It has to happen.
I'm sure this seems like child's play to a veteran like you, so please,
tell
me what I should do.
Daniel Bull.
What can I say to that? :) Well, Mr. Bull, if you're reading this today I advise you take that little piece of Russian ass and show her how things are done in the fast lane. Find yourself a good role of duct tape
to seal shut that hideous jaw (not to mention the horrible Russian accent) and take her out on the town. Later on take her to a sleazy motel (you don't want to look like you're showing off) and the rest is up
to you. Remember: "Russian girls never say NYET!"
First of all I'd like to start this sweet update with a link to one of my favorite bands. You probably haven't heard of them before, but nonetheless they deserve some attention because of their name alone.
Check them out to see why.
Some pictures of the upcoming 2002 Porsche Carrera GT with 558HP Naturally Aspirated V10 Engine...beautiful car...
On the subject of fast cars, why not throw something different into the pile? Hellsh0ck sent out an email today about this
electric car which performs 0-60 in 4.1 seconds. Thats right, I said electric.
But NEITHER of these cars even come close to the performance level offered by Unit3's new extra-wide Corvette concept car...(that green piece in between the windshields is a plank of wood nailed on BTW)
I don't really have all that much to say today...I went and saw "Hanibal" tonight, and it was pretty good. I don't see why everybody is saying its so terrible, I've definately seen a lot worse (like almost every movie in the last year) but it was pretty decent. Of course
it wasn't as good as the first one, but I think it was a mistake from the beginning in replacing Jodi Foster. Nevertheless, go see the movie because it was good. Now what? Here's a funny Miller commercial sent in by Dr. Razor.
You like that?
Wow, soul_d managed to win my contest (did any of the rest of you even try??) by getting on the high score list of The Flying Cow.
This means he wins the large doughnut...and here's the proof. Now, you'd think that half a day of advertisement on a site as busy as that would get me a couple hits? Not really, maybe one or
two. People suck and don't know whats best for them. This is the rockin'est site on the NET!
Have you ever actually 'seen' a sonic boom before? Yes, I know a sonic boom is the breaking of the sound barrier, but apparently in some situations the effect is also visible. Check out this picture from NASA's webpage which shows the effect happening to a F/A 18 Hornet. Pretty cool I think.
I feel a new energy coming upon me in terms of maintaining this site, and I believe that all rumour of RBlords being shut down can be temporarily abandoned. My plan for the future is to get a few extra people updating for me so that I don't
have to pump out this crap everynight only for all of you to come back and hope that I have something interesting to say. Of course, I'd like to time this new style with a site re-design which is long overdue but coming nonetheless. You just wait,
it will happen. RBlords is becoming a phenomenon that is sweeping the internet, slowly but surely I am aquiring constant readers from around the globe (not just from my little Canadian city). And why?? Because RBlords is destined to become
the blackhole of the internet, the densest part of the entire network structure which literally PULLS ips towards it so that no matter what you type into your browser, it takes you to ...
...the center of everything 'good'
Here's a funny TV commercial for outpost.com that you should watch. Haven't had a video on here to watch for awhile, SO YOU'D BETTER. Cudos to Kujo for
the link.
I forgot to mention yesterday that the picture soul_d posted a couple days ago was that of a young mrp. I didn't realize it at first, but now that I've found out I think the world
should know. What a cute kid. Too bad he turned out to the future overlord of the world and the end of humanity as we know it. Oh well. Oh yeah, and HIS WEBPAGE SUCKS!
Guess there's no need for me to talk about the weekend, as soul_d's weekend update has taken care of that. But to confirm, yes
I have made a new addition to the Supra's car stereo, which should complete my purchases for the short term. Audiophile has
been so kind to lend me the use of his sub for the last while, although I'm eventually going to have to spring into getting one of those as well. Urgh, so many things to buy and so
little money! :) Oh hang on a minute as I polish my gold shoes.
I recieved an email from the lost Kujo late last week that read:
"FINALLY, I have some time to give you your mush needed links. I've been working every night on the new store that I have failed in my link duty."
Soo.... the first link I received was to a fun little game affectionately called The Flying Cow. I have to say, I played this game for half
an hour hoping the make the high score but I couldn't. I'd like to officially declare a contest...the first person to make it onto the Top Ten score of this game with the name "RBLORDS.COM RULES!"
will receive a very big doughnut from yours truley. If you don't believe I'll hold my end of the bargain, just ask Blue4130 how delicious his large doughnut
was.
You case modders out there will appreciate this custom window kit for your computer case. Looks real snazzy with
a 10" Neon light inside...or maybe even a 15".
DUNGEON SHAVING??? WTF?
Ok, I have to admit that add is a little disturbing...mostly the part about "All Services can be done conventionally nude head-to-toe Dungeon Style". I also like the comment underneith the
picture. But then again, as Dr. Evil always said "There's nothing quite like the feeling of a freshly shaved scrotum"
All this weirdness has reminded me that Demoni.ca has been full of plenty of plush weirdness lately. Not only that, but Unit3
has been updating the page almost as often as I have! I'm beginning to think that I may have a competitor here, and the scarey thing is that his site looks way better! Damnit, if I only had a full-time graphic artist working for me :)
I'd like to take a moment to mention how terrible Stile has gotten at updating his site. For anyone who remembers his site from back when it began, nearly 2 years ago, its evident just
how much downhill its gone. I mean, I clipped the following quote off of his update today: "Here are some of my favorites. Again, thanks to all of you for visiting the site and appreciating what I do. I hope to bring you tons of cool shit in the next few months".
Around the time when the sight started that quote would have read "Fuck you and all the shit you send me. Your mom's a slut. I don't care what you do or think or the twisted lives you live". What happened? The damn guy has gone soft. The whole reason
people read his site was to catch his harsh updates and his tell-it-like-it-is methodoligy...that and the huge amounts of disturbing images/porn. Now you go to his site and see that he has popup banners, advertisers everywhere, and the same old
repeating content. I'm surprised he even manages to update still...I have to say this is probably the first time I've looked at his site since his move from the Bla-Bla servers.
Anyhow, time for some sleep...there's a whole new week to go out and face, although its nice to see this above-0 weather, spring is in the air!
Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Supra Receives Kenwood Amp
Spitfire recently purchased a 4 channel Kenwood amp for his supra. Friday night, Spitfire manage to half install
it at he circle center underground parking lot before mall security asked him to leave. The amp is 35W by 4
channels and features dual selectable and adjustable high and low pass filters. Spitfire plans on cranking some
boss Jimmy Ray.
Unit3 Beaned by Log
Friday night, on the infamous Ling Street, Unit3 was beaned by a Log. Unit3 was standing in the back of YC super
truck, and screaming something about Iron Maiden and the end of the NAACP at the time. Spitfire, who apparently
had enough of the shenanigans, threw the log which took out Unit3’s shin. It is rumored that Unit3 intends to
make Spitfire “fell the bang” as revenge.
Jet D’s Blaze Hits the Streets.
Jet D revived his Fiery Chariot, and has been cruising in style ever since. The 74 Camaro is loud and fast,
sporting a cammed up 350, awesome crushed velvet seats, and flames for paint.
Blue 4130 Remembers Pike Lake
My pike lake memory. Every year at pike lake has been an adventure. I can’t recall an one time that was better
than the others. Instead of one story I share a collection of events. The first memory that sticks out was the
time me and Janet had to go to a wedding. We left you all and had planned on coming back later on in the night.
Well it started to snow so we stayed at my house. It was a good thing too. When we went back, it turns out that
everyone had gotten sick. Another memory that sticks out is having to sleep in Claytons trunk because it was in
the days before the Dojo. I woke up somewhat disoriented and was heading off to the bathroom. Not knowing where I
was, I stood up and started to walk, which turned out to be more of falling out of the trunk. There are numerous
stories of drunken debauchery and nakedness. All of these are forever with me.
Pike Lake 2K1 look out. It’s going to be a scream.
Dog Pound Wanted for Reckless Driving, Buggery
Dog Pound is currently wanted by the Greystone Heights Neighborhood Watch Committee for Reckless Driving. He was
spotted last night ripping hell all over the place, on and off the road in his Ford Explorer. In an unrelated
charge, he is also wanted for buggery.
Pike Lake Survey Almost Complete.
The Pike Lake Survey, being conducted by Jet D Super Research, Inc., is almost complete. Jet D has informed us
that the results should be posted next weekend update, and that “It was a mistake to ask my friends who they
thought I should be sleeping with.”
Maxis to Release New Reality Game
In a news release earlier this week, the Maxis Software company announced that their newest reality game will be
entitled Sim May Long Weekend, and will be based around a three day camping trip. You will be able to select
camp sights and instruct your simcampers to set up tents, have sex, and destory things. “Arson, Sex, Alcohol and
the works will be involved with this game,” said Boy George, CEO of Maxis, “you can fight with the CO’s, steal
stuff, and buy hamburgers at the Huddle. This is a very adult game.” The game is currently under development.
FORD CAR $50 OBO
Call (306) 230-6173 for details. Car may not be exactly as shown
Well, that's the news and I have to watch Much Music. Graeme is gay.
Greeting fellow Rblordians it's me Jason but some of you have affectionately named me JayB or GayB, or Slim Jones, and sometimes even MasSiVe DawG.
That's beside the point I'm here today to tell you the score and help give Spitz a little content on this beleaguered site.
In December the mediocre website I ran known simply as EJ, was put to pasture. How do I feel about that? Well I felt quite relieved and content, much like when you purchase a high quality hub at a rock bottom price from me.
Besides that my hair is starting to grow back and I am so excited that I am growing it long an lush much like the thousands of meters or high quality Cat 5e cable I sell for the best price in town.
To top it off I no longer feel obligated to sit in front of the computer and write some stupid and pointless crap before going to bed every night, much like an IT administrator that yearns for a single locale in which
he can acquire all his networking needs and sleep with ease knowing he has products with the highest quality and the lowest price in the world.
I should also mention that the cramps in my hand have disappeared as I no longer have to grip my mouse and pound out unfunny, poorly drawn comics, much like that young computer buff that can rest easy knowing he is only one phone
call away from the best networking prices in the galaxy!
So don't cry for me and don't cry for EJ, instead pick up that phone and give me a call for the best prices in this and all other dimensions.
Whats with all of this school violence that has occurred over the past week? Seems like ever since the big Columbine disaster a year ago, its almost become a 'trend' (a horrible thought). Couple days
ago a kid in the states brings a handgun to school and guns down a few of his classmates and a security guard in the changeroom, after being picked on for years and having threatened to shot these kids
before. I mean, here we have a kid who has obviously been picked on the majority of his life, nobody likes him, and people take advantage of that. The kid gets nervous, the rest of the kids know he has a
gun. The kid starts making threats saying that if they don't stop he's gonna shot them, and they keep picking on him and telling him he wouldn't have the guts. Then one Friday he tells them all he's gonna be
back on Monday with a gun and they're gonna die. They laugh. Monday comes around and they're shot. The kid purposely didn't harm any staff, then dropped the weapon and waited to be arrested, totally
willing to pay the price for what he did. Now think about it - is this something that could have been prevented? Maybe. I mean hell, I happen to be of the beleif that this kid was no psycho. I don't think you have
to be crazy to kill people. Honestly, I believe that anyone could kill somebody else if pushed hard enough.
Today a man was stopped somewhere in Canada (Calgary?) entering a school with a shotgun and a knife. The cops caught the kid before anything bad happened after receiving a tip that the kid was "out to
settle a score". The same day a Grade 8 girl in Pensylvania comes to school with a handgun and shots another Grade 8 girl that she didn't like, in a catholic school. Is there something wrong here? Are all of these
kids nuts? I don't think there are anymore crazy kids in school now then there ever was, but why are they pulling out guns? Well, now they know it can be done, its been on TV and its worked before. Sure you'll
go to jail for the rest of your life, or possibly even get the death penalty if tried as an adult, but what do you have to lose when you have no life, and everybody you've ever met has hated you and made fun of you?
Starts to make you think twice as a bully.
Well...thats all I have to say about that, feel free to comment on the Discussion Board if you feel the need. Now onto some regular old-fashioned
fun content...
Now, I have a song for you all to download that was sent to me straight from the The Saint himself. Its not very often that I receive content of any sort from this fellow,
but when I do its usually pretty good. I suggest you all have a listen to this parody of CW McCall's "Convoy" song. Its all about
internet chatrooms, have a listen! HAVE A LISTEN I SAID DAMNIT!!
That picture on the right in a snapshot I took of __SPACE__ about a year ago when we were still in school, in case you were wondering. In the background
you can kinda see Razor's bike which he road to school pretty well every day.
I don't want to get you too worked up, but I thought I'd let everybody know that it would be worth your while to swing by the RBlords site (you know, THIS site) tomorrow because we have a very special guest update
for you. Thats right, you don't have to listen to my mindless rants, you don't even have to listen to soul_d. Who is it? Check back tomorrow and see. If you'd like to make an
update yourself, I'm always eagar to take a day off (not like I don't anyways) so write something up in MS Word or something and email it to me. I'll sort through it and take
care of the formatting myself.
Poor Audiophile has been without a computer for a couple weeks now, so if you were wondering why you haven't heard from him in awhile thats probably why. Actually,
maybe you weren't wondering that at all but its a good thing that you know where that guy is at all times. I've been doing a relatively good job of keeping track of him lately as I have been pestering him about helping me
pick out a set of nice speakers to make the first addition to my future super-stereo (which will be pretty super, but not as super as the one he will eventually give life to). Anyhow, I've pretty well decided on the Seas
"Odin" kit. I need to find a good finishing carpenter that can make me the nice hardwood covered boxes I need though, and that could get tricky...I like Seas though, because
their webpage has little gnomes all over it, and those are real pictures of the gnomes that make the speakers.
I'll leave you today with a good MS knowledge base entry submitted by Blue4130
that you may find useful if you've ever had problems with your home network before :)
Ugh! Stereos are endless moneypits! I figured only a couple weeks a go that I could use a decent pair of home speakers, which got me carried away looking for replacement drivers with
the help of Audiophile (of course), which has turned into looking into some fairly expensive US speaker kits. Not only this, but with spring
in the air I also want to get some better speakers for my car, even though I already put a stereo in it last year. Sheesh, I just can't stop! It's like overclocking Celerons or picking up
dirty prostitutes!
Check out the link on the left (click the picture dumbass) to visit Super Greg's webpage. YC sent this to me and commented that
it reminded him a lot of Mahir. Either way, I think the world would be a better place if there were more people like Super Greg around to help brighten things up. I mean, look at him. Shit.
Speaking of Mahir, here's a guy who met him in person, and has a photo to prove it :). Funny how
this guy is already more popular than your average rock star.
Got a short attention span? Check out the SAS (Short Attention Span) link of the day! I found this link today when searching
around the net for a....
Just found out today that I have to attend yet another "Race Relations" seminar at work. This is the second one in the past couple months, they must really think I have a problem (or somebody
else in my department). I mean come on, I live in a city thats 50% Native American (is that the correct name?) and I am completely non
biased in either way. Just ask YC, it really pisses him off.
Some of you may have already seen this, but check out The Family Automart. These guys will do anything to sell you
their vehicles! I should swing by and see if they will buy my Volare.
As you may have read in soul_d's weekend update, the Super-Volare sustained a life-threatening injury last thursday night. Through
reckless driving on my part, the Volare lost its entire exhaust system beginning at the back of the catalytic converter. It now sounds like a true hotrod, and spent the rest of the
weekend listening to Audiophile beg me to take it out on the streets again. Needless to say, the Volare is injured, but not yet
dead. Though it is getting closer by the day. I'll keep you posted.
Well, seeing as how it is already March and the smell of spring is in the air, one can't stop thinking of that crazy annual festival of drunkeness and forbidden pleasures commonly
known as the "Pike Lake Trip". This annual event, started in the spring of 1996 has been home to many great injuries, wackiness (see picture on right),
and of course fond memories. I should also note
that since its beginning, the annual Pike Lake trip has had a greater turnout every year, and this year shall be no exception.
Everyone's invited, so remember to come on May 18th-21st for...
PIKE LAKE 2001!
I spoke with the notorious Jay B from the deceased ExtremeJerks.com the other day, and he has agreed to write an update for RBlords. When this will happen, I'm not sure, but
when it does...LOOK OUT!
Speaking of EJ, anybody remember that old site EverythingIsFutile.com? Well, its back up and running again even tho
Fat Craig had stated that it would never be so. Have a look if you have the time, although I must warn you that it is nowhere
as exciting as this page.
Remember Jonny Glow? Well, apparently they remember us, because we're on the Jonny Glow
links page. Check it out! RBlords is sweeping the nation, and there's nothing to stop it!
One last link before I bring this update to an end: TwoToneOnline.com. Check out the videos they rock...and thanks to
Blue4130 for the link.
Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:
Spitfire Smashes Super Volare
Thursday Night, Spitfire attempted to ramp his Super Volare at the Saskatoon Exhibition grounds. This ballsy
attempt resulted in the complete destruction of the Plymouth's exhaust system. The car now has fire coming out
from under it. When reached for comment, Ken Busby said "that was stupid." Dog Pound, when reached for comment
said "that was cold."
Jet D Phreaks Home Depot.
Friday Night, Jet D phreaked the Home Depot PA system and announced to the store that "RBLORDS.COM IS THE BOMB."
Drew Thompson Receives Punch to Head, Garbage on Lawn
Last weekend Drew Thompson was punched in the head at Dea's 19th Birthday celebration at the infamous Dino's Bar
and Grill. It was reported that Drew did not sustain any major injuries. Drewboy also discovered a certain
amount of garbage on the front lawn of his residence. It is suspected that Cayley Humphries, a known asshole,
was involved in both the assault and littering incidents. The investigation is on going.
Unit3 Explains the Pike Lake Curse
The first year I went to Pike Lake, it was very fun, we ran around, made
some movies. The only unfortunate incident was that I fell down the side
of a short cliff on my face. Luckily, I landed on sand, but it was merely
foreshadowing my impending doom should I return.
The next year, I spent one night sleeping in the back seat of Jet D's
car. In the morning, after consuming some hot dogs brought by someone
else, I began to feel sick, and made my way back to the city in Clay's
car when he went to get Dawn. I spent the rest of the May long weekend
sick, in bed.
Next year, I brought my girlfriend along in the Wagon Of Doom. I believe
that her presence helped to ward off the evil spirits from the woods, for
I was only mildly injured from a game of Rubber Tire Concern, and from
running from the park wardens after riding around drunk on the hood of
Derek's car.
The year after that, the curse hit in full effect. I was living in
Regina, and planned to go to Pike Lake in my battle wagon, accompanied by
a Street Fighter 2 arcade machine. My girlfriend had decided not to
accompany me that year, and the forces of evil had concocted an
especially evil result to deter me from ever returning. On the day I was
to drive to Pike Lake, I began to experience a small stomach cramp. It
intensified until I was lying on the floor in agony. I managed to stumble
down the block to a local community clinic, where it was determined that
my appendix was making a serious attempt on my life. I eventually found
myself in the hospital, and on Saturday had my appendix removed. I spent
the rest of the May long weekend hospitalized.
I have decided that this year there will be no backing down. I will
return to the woods, to the cabin where this all began. I will recover
the Necronomicon, and read the words which will return the evil to its
dark prison. I leave this letter to you so that if I do not return you
will know of my fate: someone must stop the evil before the world is
lost!
Blue 4130 Receives Long Awaited Prize Donut.
Spitfire presented Blue 4130 with a long overdue prize donut at the Saskatoon Home Depot on Friday. Blue 4130
won the donut in an Rblords.Com sponsored contest several months ago. Since then, he has been very insistent on
the matter of his donut, always asking "where is my donut?" "When do I get my Donut?" "Why do I not have my
donut now?" and so forth.
Kujo Locates Jet D's Lost Shirt
Kujo has apparently located and retrieved Jet D's infamous blue shirt. Jet D was quite saddened by its
disappearance, but is now overjoyed at the prospect of its return. Kujo will be paid the outstanding bounty on
the shirt of One Mini-Pitcher.
Jet D Suffers Injury
Last Sunday Jet D injured his shoulder, causing damage to his trapezius muscle and rotator cuff. This injury
took Jet D out of action until Thursday night of this week. When asked to comment on the cause of his injury,
Jet D refused to say more than that "Gravity is a harsh mistress."
FORD CAR $50 OBO
Call (306) 230-6173 for details. Car may not be exactly as shown
Well, that's the news and I have get down to Champs. Graeme is gay.
A whole year of updates, and promises out the wazzoo of new site designs, etc, and what do you get? That shitty picture that took me 2 hours to make in Photoshop because I suck shit at it. I'm not surly, I'm
happy, so don't even think about asking! Post your happy RBlords-BDay-related conversation on the Discussion Board.
YC Gets Pussy in Regina
Randy Teichroeb, from Saskatoon, had an interesting visitor at Pike Lake!
Sighting of Favorite Girl Reported.
It has been reported that Spitfire has spotted Jet D's infamous Favorite Girl. Jet D has been searching for favorite girl for he last 8 years, and has found only pain and falsities. If anyone has any inforation on the location of favorite girl, they are urged to contact the Jet D society at 
Pike Lake Memories by YC. 
Daft Punk is Back
Pike Lake According to Dog Pound
Blue 4130 Remembers Pike Lake 
Unit3 Explains the Pike Lake Curse
