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	May 21, 2001	soul_d
	There will be some serious Pike Lake stuff to come in the next few days. Shout outs to all my peeps. If you would like to listen to the pretty song that Lifehouse made, you may download it here. Here are some Pike Lake 2001 pictures that are ready to go:

May 17, 2001

soul_d

Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:

PIKE LAKE IN LESS THAN ONE WEEK!

Pike Lake 2k1 is coming up fast. This will be the last update before the weekend. Once again, Jet D will be operating the Pike Lake Informational Hotline, providing enthusists with such info as camp ground numbers and weather predictions. Jet D operates this hotline free of charge because he loves you. You may reach this line at (306) 241-5440.
Are you prepared for Pike Lake? The following is a short list of things that you may forget:

A Knife
Ketchup, etc...
Paper Towels
A Swell Hat
An Extra Towel.
Camera film
Mosquito Repellant
The NDS

Good luck to you all.

Spitfire Almost Coy.

It will not be long before Spitfire is fully moved into his new house on Coy Avenue. He has been frantically painting the place in preparation for his move. Spitfire would really appreciate any house warming gifts that he may recieve. Hump, Inc. is planning on supplying Televisions and free car pushing, and the notable Jet D is planning on giving the gift of literature. King YC is expected to uriniate on the premisis.

The Chevelle is Doing Well

Yc has reportered that all is going well with the Chevelle, and it should be up and kicking soon. And not soon like he said two months ago, but for real soon. 8th Street will soon be shaking in terror as King YC and his boss Chevelle race up and down it's lanes, destroying pavement and rice boys like it was harvest time.

Pike Lake Memories by Spitfire

Being among the first group to begin the Pike Lake May long weekend tradition waaay back in 1995, I have witnessed first-hand both the destructive power and un-paralleled love that the experience is capable of delivering upon its unsuspecting victims. I was going to piece together a little bit of history of the whole Pike Lake experience, but that didn't happen. So instead of a 'Memory', I'd like to take a brief moment to talk about some of the people who make the whole trip an enjoyable experience year after year

First off, it will be nice to see Unit3 make it to Pike Lake this year. For those who don't know, Unit3 has been cursed the past few years with everything from broken down cars to Apendicitis. Yet this year, Unit3 has bravely stated that no mechanic failure or organ malfunction (even bladder) will get in the way of him burning the lake down. Good for you Unit3! Unit3 also likes to burn things.

Soul_D, now there is a guy! Always has a glass of Jim Beam to share! Last year soul_d managed to find, kill, cut, cook, and eat his own food while staying at Pike Lake, and this year means no exceptions. In fact, I hear Fredish is planning on bringing her dogs. The forcasted rain this weekend does not scare soul_d, but Dog Pound does. I'm not sure exactly where this fear comes from, but I think it goes back to when soul_d was younger and Dog Pound killed his dad.

Jet D. Now here is a guy that most people know nothing about. Dark, mysterious, some people believe that soul_d and Jet D are in fact the same guy. Despite the similarities in their names, they both seem to share the same ambitions, both kick a relatively similar amount of ass, and both love Mountain Dew when cooling off after a long, crime-fighting day. Oh yeah, and both of them hate Cayley. Anyhow, perhaps this year we will learn something about who this is, and why he is here!??!?

Kujo has promised to bring over 50 people with him to Pike Lake this year. He is also usually found 'bartending' the campsite at any given time, being able to find, or mix, any drink you could possibly ask for. What? You think they all just taste like beer? Give the man a break! Besides, it is Kujo's sworn job to keep Unit3 in order, and some say that if it weren't for this level of control, the entire city of Saskatoon would have been burned down the the ground years ago, so hey.

Let us not forget the ultra-chronic rapstar Dog Pound himself. Absent of Ritz, DP has released all expectations for this trip and plans to just 'wack off all weekend long'. I was sure that this was some sort of super ghetto lingo, but it turns out I was wrong - he really is planning on masturbating all weekend long and I wish him the best in this endeavor. Just everybody best look out, cause when DP kicks it up a notch, YOUR GONNA FEEL IT.

Blue4130 is coming to Pike Lake, and he is coming with a vengance. Apparently he has something seriously against the owners of "The Huddle". For those of you who don't know, that is the name of the concession by the beach. He plans to raid the store and piss all over the gummi cobras before burning the place down (with Unit3's help of course). I'm not sure exactly what he has in mind other than that, but I have heard him mumble something about Bass and FireChickens. Maybe you can put this puzzle together, because I'm confused...

Audiophile doesn't remember much about last years trip, as he spent most of the time under the influence of copious amounts of high-grade PHP. That's the last time he'll take a sip outta DP's 'special' java blend. Either way he is still looking forward to coming this year, in fact some believe he is already there - Like, right now. (crazy Twilight Zone music)

As you can see, the full crew is back and in full effect. We'll be out there Friday morning before noon sometime so head on out and stop on by! If you're not sure where to look, one of the sites should be registered under my name. We'll probably be out dunking Audiophile in the lake, or playing a boss game of Rubber Tire Concern. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!? Also, I apologize for slowing down this weekend update so that it got released basically the same day that we all went to the lake...but hey...WHAT CAN YOU DO!

The Pike Lake Survey

It is now time for the last question before Pike Lake. Last year, Spitfire terrorized Darren Mills with some serious bottle blowing. In fact, the whole thing was generally disturbing and many people had a hard time sleeping because of "that stupid jerk with the bottle."

The Question: Who's getting the bottle blowin' this year?

The Answers:

Cayley: drew
Graeme: huh?
Clayton: Everybody who is sleeping before I go to bed (last)
Vance: Clayton
Steven: Clayton
Darren: NOT ME
YC: EVERYBODY
Jet D: mommy ei ei SASKO!

Jet D Comments on the Survey:
It will not be as good to be Clayton this year as it will to be YC.

Man Pulled from Dump Identified.

The Man pulled from the Saskatoon dump after been carried and compacted by a garbage truck has been identfied as Antoine Quesanze. Antoine once used Kerri Henry's ass as a pillow.

Jet D Doing Alright.

Jet D was rippin the ladies hearts out last night while he unleashed some of his serious good looks upon the wanting swell of eligable honeys that were attending the Saturday night dance party that is the Odeon. Jet D was wearing a black 4 You jacket with matching pants and a purple 4 You shirt. All the women were eying him up and wishing that they could be the one. Jet D did some wild dancing with his posse and then proceded to Mack it at Chumps where he found an awesome hot blonde, who much like a Bar Star version of Cinderella, dissapeared at last call.
Jet D shops at the Ultimo Euromoda.

Nokia Cell Phone $25 OBO

Nokia Cell Phone, good condition
All resonable offers considered.
Seller agrees to pay shipping.
(306) 230-6173
Cellular Phone may not be exactly as pictured

Well, that's the news and I have get down to PIKE LAKE. Graeme is gay.

May 15, 2001

Spitfire

Here I am back again for the second day in a row! I notice that our good friend Dog Pound managed to throw up an update yesterday, very impressive. If I get enough other people putting up updates then I won't ever have to worry about the site again. YC thinks this is my way of killing the site slowly...but to this I say "BAH! RBlords will never die!"

So tonight I attended The Saint's Bachelorette party, where we began with a delicious meal at Thomas Cooks restaurant. Larmal ordered a delicious plate of gravy, followed by 6 Tomatoes and a Cucumber which he washed down with a tall glass of ketchup, YC had a plate of gravy (with a side of gravy) and I had something to do with chicken which I could not pronounce nor remember. Needless to say, we were all very angry and full be the end of the meal and soon adjurned at the Fairhaven Bowl.

At the Fairhaven bowl I proceeded to kick some bowler's ass with a perfect game of 300. This was topped only with The Saint's more-than-perfect game of 340, which he obtained by constantly fidgetting with the buttons to 'win' himself more turns. A truley remarkable sight, I must say, and I take my hat off to the superior player.

The bowling was short because they closed the alley to have the lanes re-buffed because YC managed to bash the hell outta them by 'throwing' the ball instead of rolling it. We then moved onto the local pool hall to shoot some stick, where Larmal proceeded to drink 16 beers and still manage to clean house big time. I obtained the highest score in a sweet game of '1942', a shoot-em-up arcade game from 1984 that was sitting in the corner. The pool games went on for another couple hours at which time they had to close the pool hall because Larmal drank all the beer in the pool hall. When asked to comment about the night overall, The Saint replied "Larmal Larmal has no friends! HOMO! HOMO!". This pretty much wrapped up a successful night, one of the last of his night as a single man.

Larmal after drinking 16 beer

Now, as for the 'Weekend Update', it should be posted tomorrow. This is all because of myself, I might add, so I suppose part of the reason for this update is to keep you distracted as I finish up the content for tomorrow's big update. Don't worry, I'll try and make it good...

Here's another good MS knowledge base entry. I refuse to believe that this one was a mistake :)

Finally, some real reading material for ya'll...seems that a group of scientists have managed to hook an Eel brain up to a machine to create the world's first functioning cyborg. This Eel-bot is capable of chasing a light around the floor, and consists of basically an Eel brain on wheels. Man, this may finally fulfill my dreams of commanding a vast army of Eel-bots!! But at $2000 an eel-bot, these babies don't come cheap! And considering all they do is chase lights at the moment, they may be no more useful than for decoys...but nonethe less....read the article!

I'm moving most of my stuff tomorrow so you may not see another update from me until after the long weekend...however as I mentioned, soul_d should be posting tomorrow depending on me, so hold on for that!

Oh hell, I'll throw in a movie to boot! Don't miss this one, I've been holding out for a good time to show it! It's a commercial for inflatable breifs, Check it out!

Lastly, KazCorp has some new unbeatable prices posted, so if you're looking for some new equipment to beef up that slow, clunky Athlon of yours make sure to check out the site. And remember guys, KazCorp is an authorized AMD reseller! (picture me with a huge fake smile on my face being handed a bag of money)

Chow!

	May 14, 2001	Dog Pound
	YC IS KING!!!!! Well after a last minute phone call from Audiophile, him and I hoped into the Snaturn, and ventured off to YC's farm. When we arrived, he greeted us with his usual smile and punch, and we hoped into the CHEVELLE and we came back to Saskatoon. After arriving in S'toon, YC took Audiophile and myself for a quick round of 8th street. Being that is was Sunday night, and starting to drizzle rain, not much racing was done. The Chevelle was given the juice many times tho, and fastness was achieved, SUPER FASTNESS to be honest. It rumbles very nice, and rides as smooth as a cloud. Audiophile creamed his shorts numerous times, and wouldn't stop drooling on himself and the seats! YC found an ARCH NEMESIS also, who is driving a new-ish Mustang, that also seems to go VERY fast. Soon they will collide, and all hell will break loose! so for those who doubted it, YC IS KING! (technically the Chevelle got him into power tho, but we will let that go for now) Mmmmmm posi, mmmmmmm CHEVELLE! So watch out for King YC on the strip this summer, if you can! DOG POUND over and OUT!

	May 14, 2001	Spitfire
	Just a quick update here....yeah I know its been pretty quiet on RBlords for the last week or so. Still in the process of moving, plus May long weekend is coming up very quickly (this weekend) so I hope you're all ready to hit the beach for Pike Lake 2K1! Seriously, anyone wanting to come out can find me there beginning Friday morning, so come on out and ask for my name at the information hut if you can't find me, the site should be listed under my name. And if The Saint is reading this, yes I am still coming to your wedding :) soul_d has his weekend update prepared but he is waiting on me for some content, so you should hopefully see that tomorrow. Until then, stay fit and keep it real.

May 08, 2001

Spitfire

Yep, it's a Tuesday update...because I forgot to do one last night...

For starters, I'd just like to mention to all my loyal RBlorites that the RBlords.com domain name may fail to resolve anytime between now and a month from now. The reason being that I purchased the RBlords.com domain name from a bargain super-deal site, which offered it for $15. Now that the year is up, they are wanting a $50 renewal fee. I'm assuming the purpose of this is so that nobody else can wheez my domain name. So...I'm just going to let it expire, and then I'll reregister for $15 again because I'm a cheap ass. So, if RBlords.com dissapears all of a sudden, and you REALLY can't wait the extra few days that its going to take to get it back up and running, try the old "rappablords.eu.org" name, it should still work. And remember, NO WHEEZING MY DOMAIN NAME!

Man oh man, check out the size of that reefer! Audiophile sent this my way to prove to me that everything in BC is, indeed, bigger. This picture was taken at his old place in Richmond, and the man is none other than Fiston Kabwabe. The man in the background is unidentified but it suspected to be somebody who followed the smoke trail in from outside.

Thanks for sending me this wonderful picture, Audiophile....other than Kujo you're the only one that does anymore. Apparently Dog Pound has better things to do!

Well, looks like good ol' Microsoft is planning on pumping its new operating system (Windows XP) out by the end of the year. This new O/S is designed to replace both Windows ME AND Windows2000, by combining the two operating systems into a single codebase, based mostly off of the NT kernel. This could be interesting, will it finally work? Better question: will it be as stable as Win2k?. Anyhow you can read more about it here.

Well well well, if it isn't Audiophile himself! I've had this picture around for awhile, but I lost it for awhile so here it is. This was an earlier picture taken during his days in the 70s as a super-mutant gay rights activist. Many poor, poor striving hetrosexuals died at the tips of his large, gay arms during that decade I can tell you!

HEY! Wanna watch some sexy college girl dance around in her apartment practically naked? Check this out! Note: May offend some viewers.

That reminds me, during work today I stopped by Harry Bailey pool (those in Saskatoon should know where this is), whom we support, and came to the sudden realization that it is the sychro swimming national championships. Today was ages 13-24. As I was busy at work, I talked breifly to one of the lifeguards who was having the time of his life. To quote him "This kicks ass! I just sit here and watch these half-naked beautiful women all day! And its not like any of them are going to drown, so I've got it made!". For those who are interested, you may attend this feature any time this week at no cost...I believe it runs all day until late at night.

Just a quick update for anybody who cares about my car...word on my Supra for today is that the crank, supposedly a forged crank, is not a forged crank. Also, on top of that, the crank has warped under high-heat conditions and is non-repairable. Basically, this means I need a new/rebuilt crank which could cost up to $1500. Stupid import!! Ahh well, time to look around for a new one...if you're reading this, Mark, check around Calgary for a cheap re-ground Supra crank for a 7M-GTE block! One with the bearings would also be nice!

Anyhow, thats it for today. Y'all have a good day, ya' hear?

Oh yeah, and get yer ass over to the Discussion Board! It's really drying up in there lately!

May 05, 2001

soul_d

Good evening, this is weekend update, and I am your host, Soul D. Our top story tonight:

Blue 4130 Has New Pad, Choice of Jailbait.

Blue 4130 has moved into The S's neigborhood as of late. His new dwelling, shared with his sister and his brother in law, is quite happening. Blue had a small party friday night which went over quite well. Also, Blue has had many pretty young girls approach him asking for a ride in his Del Sol. Some sources are stating that there are possible legal complications in this matter, but another trustworthy source, Shaggy, had this to say: "say it wasn't you."

Spitfire Quaking From The Mickey D's

Last night Spitfire ate 6 cheeseburgers. He spent the remainder of the night laying on his stomach, well many people took turns ASSaulting his buttocks.

YC to Bring Chevelle in Soon

YC is expected to bring his rad ass 454 powered chevelle into town soon. It had suffered from some major cam problems, but that situation is currently being rectified. YC's chevelle is a wild chunk of steel, boasting some trick NOS interior parts, and a 454 that makes it go like a raped ape.

Jet D Reflects on Pike Lake

When the season change and the spring embarks,
When the sun goes down and the earth goes dark,
When the world turns us for one more day,
A man sits and thinks "there has to be a better way."

And so the lake begins it's swell,
a spring time rise the papers tell.
So the beach opens once more,
and the chinese man their store.

The people come into the park,
And play on the beach until it is dark.
Then the fires is lit and the fun become intense.
and some lovely people go make babies in their tents.

The Pike Lake Survey

It has now become time for what has perhaps been the most long awaited item to become listed in the pike lake survey. The most controversial question in the history of the pike lake survey is about to be uploaded into the world wide web, and Jet D is turning red with embarresment and will probably be crying at work over this.

The Question: Five girls that should be sleeping with Jet D:

The Answers:

Cayley: Robyn, Dia, Robyn, Eli, Robyn
Graeme: Nicole, Amber, Shannon P., Shannon Erickson, AND NOT THE GIRLS I'M AFTER LIKE IAN!!!
Clayton: Cameron Diaz, Nicole, NOT my sister, Connor, Melissa Bell
Vance: The first 5 that I am done with, He can have sloppy seconds
Steven: Only Five?
Darren: Connor, Connor, Connor, Connor, Connor
YC: Roseanne barr, Rosy O'donnel, big black girl from "road trip", RB, and because I have to be nice for at least one of them, lucy lui or liu or whatever
Jet D: Robyn (the singer), That Jacky girl on the Seventies Show, Amanda 2, Erin (angel...), and this awesome girl that works at the center selling purses or something.

Jet D Comments on the Survey:
Asking this question (and expecting myself to answer as well) was perhaps the dumbest thing I have ever done. Sorry my answers are a bit of a cop out, but Jet D does not like to cause sexual tension, he only likes to relieve it.

Cayley Humphries Expected to Place Well at Figureskating Championships.

Cayley Humphries is expected to be in contention for a medal at the World Figureskating Championships. Our sources informed us that even though Cayley has no rythm or flexablity, and probably hasn't skated since he was in Hockey years back, he is expected to be in top contention because the atheletes are actually judge solely on how much of a fag ass they are.

Jet D is Busy Busy Busy!

Jet D has been very busy lately prepping himself and his camaro for Pike Lake 2001. The Camaro has recently recieved a new stereo which consists of a Clarion Deck, Memphis Audio 6X9's, two Sony 12" Xplods, a Kenwood KAC628, and a KAC729S. The stereo is very loud. Jet D extends mad props to Audiophile for all of his help and excellent work on the carpeting that went along with the install. Be ready, baby, the Eviction Mobile is coming to Pike.

Nokia Cell Phone $25 OBO

Nokia Cell Phone, good condition
All resonable offers considered.
Seller agrees to pay shipping.
(306) 230-6173
Cellular Phone may not be exactly as pictured

Well, that's the news and I have get down to The Odeon. Graeme is gay.

	May 05, 2001	Dog Pound
	Well folks just a quick update from the one and only Dog Pound. Spitz showed me how to do this thing, so i'm doing it. Just to let you know Spitfire got totally wasted on CB's tonight, and I can't find my Explorer. Soul_d will have an extensive review coming in a couple days, or else he will die. Ciao!

	May 04, 2001	Spitfire
	It's late, so here's my update: Chow!

May 02, 2001

Spitfire

First off today, I would like to display to everyone this wonderful work of art...to your left is a high-end car audio amplifier built by SoundStream. The amp is called the "Human Reign" and was crafted by world renowned artist/sculpter William Boddy and comes with the following description:

"THIS IS A SOUNDSTREAM CAR STEREO AMP. IT IS A WORK OF ART EXPRESSING HOW YOU WILL FEEL AFTER YOU HEAR HOW MUCH IT COSTS... IT IS A LOT. THINK EXPENSIVE THEN MULTIPLY IT BY 10."

If you want to know more about this amp, just click on the picture to the left. I would also like to mention that the main page of the SoundStream Webpage is TERRIBLE. Ugh, I can't believe they actually put that up. Click on the "Flash Version" of their website, I think Dog Pound will get a laugh outta this.

My Bel-Air _should_ arrive home tomorrow, and my Supra shouldn't be more than another week or so. Also, it looks like I may actually finally get the chance to move out the weekend of the 11th, so that will be fun.

I had lunch today with Dr. Razor and YC. Razor found a way to make a bunch of instant money by selling his house and living in backalleys, which allowed him to buy himself a brand new 61" TV and broken Street Fighter II arcade game. Seems he was right about to drive all the way to Regina to pick it up until he realized (by looking in the phone book) that there are a handful of places in town here that sell the games as well. Hmmm...

Laughing at MicroSoft is always fun...check out this sweet entry from their knowledge base. Talk aboiut forcing your users to use uncrackable passwords! I also heard the other day that Bill Gates has fallen in the rankings and is no longer the richest man in the US, mostly because of all the money he has been spending in court lately. I can't remember the numbers exactly, but I think I heard that he went from being worth $18 billion to something like $6 billion. Poor, poor, bill. He'll have to trade in his platinum shoes for gold ones like I've got!

Need a good way to get out of the office without your boss finding out? Then this instructional video is for you! I think this video would be of particular interest to YC, who is constantly complaining about how his boss won't allow him to go to the 7-11 and buy strawberry marshmellows and cobra candies during the day. Try it out!

Speaking of 7-11s, they now have a MOUNTAIN DEW SLURPEE! (see pic). I'm a gonna get me one a these tomorra!

In other news (there's a lot of news today), soul_d has his stereo installed in his Camaro now, so if you hear your walls shaking and some engine revving, its probably him and he's probably lost again. That guy boasts about how shit-hot his gas mileage is but he forgets to tell you that he goes through a tank of gas just getting home from work because he can't see worth shit.

Thats it for today, I'm outta here!

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