Sep 23, 2000


Oh yeah, I guess I don't have to do this here...

Is there a doctor in the house?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Doctor Razor is IN DA' HOUSE!!!
That's right! I'm gonna be doing some of the updates around here on the main page. What does that mean for you the reader? uhhh…probably not much, but at least you nerds who have no life will be able to read Rblords 7 days a week…

I rented the video game Crazy Taxi last weekend. I think I have a chance to make it rich big time. I'm gonna sue SEGA for the use of my likeness in this video game. The character B.D.Joe is an exact replica of me in every way. He looks and talks exactly like me. Have a look for yourself:

Look! It's Me!

As a matter of fact, if you look at all the drivers in the game, they look almost identical to all of the Rblords staff. The resemblances are uncanny:

Uncanny! It's lawsuit time!!!

Today's video clip is brought to you by the letter 'S'. Remember when you were a kid and and you'd watch Sesame Street and they'd always have those grown-up guest stars interact with the muppets, but you really had no idea who the hell it was. Now that you're an adult, you actually know who the guest star's are, but you don't watch it anymore….
This is a clip of Ben Stiller on Sesame Street. This is funny on so many levels it's a must see. It also teaches one of the most valuable lessons one could teach kids, "NEVER, EVER, dress up like cheese during lunchtime!!!"

There's something about cheese...

Now usually, when I do an update on my page, I end it with a quote from the master of wisdom, Jack Handey, and occasionally a Joke of the Day. Just because I'm a link whore, I'm going to finish this update on my page.

- Razor

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