Jan 05, 2001

Spitfire


Today's temperature was above freezing, causing all of the snow which we have received over the past few weeks to warm into a nice soft slush, condeming any low-riding cars to their homes (including Blue4130's Del-Sol) because they can't make it down the horrible ruts. I, however, have a different problem with the super-volare....its not a clearance problem, its a lack of tread on my tires problem. Oh well, doesn't really bother me all that much, but other people get a little pissed off when it takes me a minute to get going the speed limit because I'm just spinning out. But thats what I get for buying such a powerhouse...


For anyone who liked the remake of the old Gone in 60 Seconds this year starring Nicolas Cage, it looks like a rival is coming out this spring, except without the stealing and with more racing. The movie is called "The Fast and the Furious" and stars the dumb-asses above who basically race their nitros-injected turbocharged rice-rockets around to win women and sleep with each others sisters. Its all explained in the surprisingly high-quality trailer which can be found on the movie website. You can also buy one of the cars, a 1994 Toyota Supra with 3 built-in TVs, a DvD, a Playstation and a 500hp nitrous injected motor, on Ebay! check it out!

And now a quick poem by soul_d. Click on the picture for a special surprise!:


6000 RPM SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN WHILE EAGLES SOAR TIMID
CHEVELLE IN HEAP WRECKED LESS DUE TO FAILED BREAKS THAN CLAYTON
SUPRA IMPOUNDED BY POLICE MAKING YOUNG GIRL GRUMPY
GRAEME IN WASHROOM LOST IN HOPE DELUDED HE IS RAMBO
INDIANS EVERYWHERE
DEL SOL RIDING MOUTAIN PEAK MOUNTAIN GOAT SHAKING HEAD
MY DICK IN YOUR PARLIMENT MY BALLS IN YOUR NATIONAL PARK
FORD EXPLORER STUCK ON RUNAWAY LANE HUNG UP ON GEO

Well, tomorrow is Friday and that means the last day before another glorious weekend, and the first weekend for a while that I will be broke because I spent all of my money on stupid things like pipe tabaco and prostitutes. My only refuge is sitting at work, being a good employee and dealing with people like this. Ahhhhhh.....I think I'll go grab myself a Mountain Dew.

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