Sep 25, 2003 - Late September Update


As you can see, I am getting really original with my update titles lately!

Alright, I've got a whole crap-pile of content to unleash upon you crazy readers, so you'd better take your time to sort through it all. I tend to stock-pile all of that crap, and then by the time I want to post it, most of it is out of date. Oh well, I'd might as well get you started by seriously warping your mind with this link that Fredish sent me a couple weeks ago. I spent an hour trying to figure out all of the retarded little games that are part of that twisted pile of hoo-haw. For some reason I can just picture Razor doing the same...anyhow, take some time to really go nuts - a little bit of acid is encouraged.

Click to see a bigger ass!! You guys have to watch this awesome hockey commercial that got forwarded to me the other day. When you're done, check out this video of a cop who accidently fires her gun on camera.

If you like boobs (and I know you do), click here to learn your entire abcs using cup sizes!

I know I know, you guys were expecting something a little more hardcore. Ok - now for the content that you can't view at work. Check out this girl who can REALLY hold her booze, and here are some pictures that teach you not to stand in front of your window naked, even if you are watching a building burn down across the street. I don't know - that girl really looks like a hooker to me!

done yet? I haven't even started!

Here's another commercial, which is particularily funny because it involves somebody getting their nuts crunched.
And here's a picture I took using MY time camera, of Soul_D's future wedding. (I love the expression on their faces)

Comics? Have I forgotten about the comics? Honestly, I have had dozens of comic submissions over the entire summer, and even a few within the last couple weeks, and out of all of them, THIS was the best one.

Take a real close look at the picture on the right - those aren't real undies - its a picture printed on the skirt! 'Apparently' this was supposed to be a new hot Japanese fashion, which seems fitting. By the way - what ever happened to those butt-cleavage shirts that were supposed to be all-the-rage this year??

Hmmm....ok well thats all the content I feel like posting today - that takes a lot out of me!

Sounds like Dog Pound and myself will be joining Blue4130 and Fredish for the David Bowie concert in Calgary this January. Should be some good fun!

I'd love to see the Simon&Garfunkle reunion tour as well but the only Canadian stop is going to be Toronto (of course) - and the tickets are $190 a piece! I thought that was expensive enough, until I looked at the ticket prices for the MGM Grand in Vega - $1950US a piece!!! No wonder whenever you see boxing matches on TV at the MGM the first 5 rows are celebrities and rich oil sheiks!
fake bums!

Well - time to hit the sack I think. This update took me nearly an hour and a half, I'm beat! Maybe I'll update the webcam image while I'm at it. Anyone want to write their own update for rblords that doesn't include scat pornography? Send me one in Word format and I'll post it if its tame!



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