How to Build your own Sky Fortress and protect it against the forces of evil

Have you ever wanted to own a house that was better than all your friends' places, but you couldn't spring the cash? Are you a nature person at heart, but don't like spending the money to go camping every weekend? Do you want to be closer to god? If so, this plan is for you. I will teach you how to build your own super sky-fortress for less than what it would cost you to buy a house in the city….that's right, your own kingdom for less than $100'000CDN! Sound interesting? Read on.

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to construct impervious, sun-blocking sky-fortresses to show off their great wealth and power, but until now this was impossible, unless you had great wealth and power (and some very creative engineers). With my simple methods you will find that building a sky-fortress is really no more work than building a child's treehouse. All you need is patience, and a whole lotta Mountain Dew.